Mario is Izu
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It’s me. Mario. Or Izu M/25/Pan. VERY smol bun with a big heart and attitude. Sometimes a Shiba Inu. Or a Manokit. Obsessed with pro wrestling. ADHD #ItsAPhillyThing
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I did it all for the nookie
It’s from a popular rap song. Original line is a reference to 67th street in Chicago, where the artist, Skrilla, is from. Now it’s just morphed into a funny nonsequiter
Frank Sinatra died the night of the Seinfeld finale. His ambulance made it to the hospital in record time because the streets were empty since everyone was inside watching TV
The ending was all elite!
The difference is that Americans are okay with this
I can’t even lie I’ve been lonely as fuck
SiriusXM Turbo did an excellent prank having a listener quote saying the music on this station “puts [them] in a good mood”, and then follow it up with one of Staind’s dreariest songs
It’s Wednesday. Phil’s mowing his lawn today
I made some all the way back in 2022
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Get fried bitch

Fried green maters with homemade dipping sauce!
Woah momma they put me on a whiskey bottle
Time for fried green tomatoes
I have to work all weekend in DELAWARE
Hey shitbirds we got Slayer playing in the front yard and Phil’s gotta be at work at 4am
With You - Valerie June
What Am I Here For - Jade Bird
Mountain Banjo - Rhiannon Giddens
Just One Of The Guys - Jenny Lewis
Hurtin’ On The Bottle - Margo Price
Heavy Crown - Trixie Mattel
Yesterday we move all these big ass couches into the storage room

“Hey actually we want the couches out in the lobby again”
*sets up two room configurations for 104 seating each*

2 hours later: “hey can you remove 44 chairs each and reset these whole rooms so it can be on an angle?”
Go to the Holiday Inn and take a dip in their pool