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Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Jun 13

She focused her senses, hoping that some of those restless spirits that used to hover around her seeking her attention would help her locate that enigmatic individual.

"It depends on what you consider special..." she replied while waiting for the answers of the ghosts.

𝐂𝐝𝐫𝐞. 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐤 @venimusadte.bsky.social · Jun 13

Terrible fucking vibes. Pin prick eyes glimmer from above. The shine of his grin glistens.

Somewhere far above the lights. His face is swallowed in shade. His chalk pale fingers quietly wrap around the neon as he sniffs the air.

"Yer' a special one, ain'tcha?"

Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Jun 13

She stared the enigmatic guy.

Something at the base of her spine pricked... Bad vibes!

Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Jun 13

She stared the enigmatic guy.

Something at the base of her spine pricked... Bad vibes!

𝐂𝐝𝐫𝐞. 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐤 @venimusadte.bsky.social · Jun 13

@mariathelamia.bsky.social

He quirks a brow.

This one's weird...

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Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Mar 17

Curly or straight hair? I can't decide for tonight...

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Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Jan 30

A guy told me that there was a fighting circuit in this city...

I could use a few heads to get out of my routine!

Volunteers?

Maria the Lamia ready for a fight!

F.C.: Ella Balinska. This is a Bluesky RP parody account, not related to her.

Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Jan 24

When your boss tells you that in ten minutes you have to leave for a party at the Elysium and you're dressed in a rag...

#rp #WOD #VTM

Maria in shock when her boss told her that they must be at the Elysium in 10 minutes...

F.C.: Ella Balinska. This is a Bluesky RP parody account, not related to her.

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Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Jan 12

The perfect time for a date...

Maria the Lamia waiting...

F.C.: Ella Balinska. This is a Bluesky RP parody account, not related to her.

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Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Dec 18

(...)
💀 Inspired in my TTRPG V5 Chronicle "Crescent City By Night."🔫
💀Cross-overs are very welcome!🔫 💀Multiverse character.🔫
💀F.C.: Ella Balinska. This is a Twitter/ X RPG parody account, neither related to her nor trying to impersonate her!🔫
(...)

Maria The Lamia.

F.C.: Ella Balinska. This is a Bluesky RPG parody account, not related to her.

Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Dec 18

(...)
I would like to address that I’m not any of the people that I post, this account isn’t affiliated with any of them & I don't have any connection with them in any way, shape or form. This is ONLY a fan/parody account.

Copy/Paste to save RP accounts!

Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Dec 18

(...)
💀 Inspired in my TTRPG V5 Chronicle "Crescent City By Night."🔫
💀Cross-overs are very welcome!🔫 💀Multiverse character.🔫
💀F.C.: Ella Balinska. This is a Twitter/ X RPG parody account, neither related to her nor trying to impersonate her!🔫
(...)

Maria The Lamia.

F.C.: Ella Balinska. This is a Bluesky RP parody account, not related to her.

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Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Dec 18

(...)
💀Due to adult and dark themes included here (blood, gore, violence, sex, death, lewd, etc.) this account isn't suitable for all the public. NSFW.🔫
💀This is a World of Darkness / Vampire The Masquerade universe based account.🔫
(...)

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Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Dec 18

(...)
💀MUN AND OTHER ISSUES.🔫

💀Writer is +21, so please MDNI.🔫
💀Same Mun as @jessiemalonediary.bsky.social.🔫
💀DM open to plot, discuss or just chat. I don't bite (Maria does!)🔫
(...)

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Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Dec 18

(...) of honor, and is inquisitive and sarcastic.🔫
💀She will follow the orders of the Anziani of Clan Hecata without question.🔫
💀She is bloodbound to her Sire, Miriam.🔫
(...)

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Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Dec 18

(...)
💀BELIEFS AND PERSONALITY.🔫

💀Since her Embrace, Maria has been trained as a ba'ham, a follower of the teachings of Lilith, the Dark Mother.
Though she does not flaunt it, this can get her into trouble with some Cainites.🔫
💀Maria is loyal, follows a firm code (...)

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Raquel Cornejo @raquelcornejo.bsky.social · Dec 16

Hi! #VisibleWomen! I'm Raquel Cornejo 🙃 Senior Concept Artist and illustrator. I love coming up with stories, projects and fanarts. Lover of the world Dark Souls and Vampire the Masquerade.

📸Instagram: instagram.com/raquelcornejoa…
🎨ArtStation: artstation.com/raquelcornejo

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Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Dec 15

My training as a bodyguard for the Anziani began shortly after my Embrace.

I had prior knowledge of self-defense and combat with and without weapons. I learned from my Sire and other fighters, some of them with centuries of combat experience.

I am lethal if I put my mind to it.

Ready to fight!

F.C.: Ella Balinska. This is a Bluesky RP parody account, not related to her.

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Of Gods and Gamemasters (Jack, he/him) @jackgogsbane.bsky.social · Dec 14

I need people to realize that there are a lot of reasons Necromancy is considered evil. A big one? Zombies, as we understand them, come from Voudoun, where they represent slavery you can't escape even by dying. The horror is *being* one.
www.ofgodsandgamemasters.com/blog/necroma...
#ttrpg #dnd

Necromancy: Why is it Evil? — Of Gods and Gamemasters

prefer video? watch here. https://youtu.be/vja_0TB2hhw By now, we've all heard or seen the many times the following question posed “Why is necromancy evil, but enchantment isn't?” (in the context o...

www.ofgodsandgamemasters.com

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Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Dec 14

(...)
💀She has a certain affinity with restless spirits: without intending to, they come to her as if she were a medium.🔫
💀Maria is a quite skilled Oblivion user, but she prefers using her physical Disciplines in combat instead.🔫
(...)

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Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Dec 14

(...)
💀SUPERNATURAL ABILITIES:🔫

💀She is undead, does not age, feeds on blood, heals very quickly, can withstand a lot of damage, and is inhumanly strong.🔫
💀Her clan bane, as a Hecata, makes her bite extremely painful for anyone who suffers it.🔫
(...)

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Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Dec 14

(...)
💀Trained in hand-to-hand combat in various styles, including edged and firearms.🔫
💀Has advanced notions of high-tech use.🔫
💀Knows security, police and legal procedures.🔫
💀She usually works as a bodyguard, but also as security reinforcement.🔫
(...)

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Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Dec 14

(...)
💀SKILLS AND ABILITIES.🔫

💀Maria speaks in a polite and technical manner. Her accent seems Caribbean although she expresses herself in perfect British English.🔫
💀She speaks at least perfect Spanish and French.🔫
💀A risky driver, a specialist in pursuits.🔫
(...)

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Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Dec 13

(...)
💀Ba'hara glyphs marked on her fore🔫
💀Ambidextrous.🔫
💀She exudes a sense of menace innately.🔫
💀CIS female.🔫
💀Bisexual (Ships with chem)🔫
💀She suffers from amnesia: Maria remembers nothing of her life as a mortal prior to her Embrace.🔫
(...)

Maria is a bodyguard for the Anziani of the Hecata clan.

F.C.: Ella Balinska. This is a Bluesky rp parody account, not related to her.

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Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Dec 13

(...)
💀ABOUT HER: 🔫

💀5'11" (1,80m.) and 128lb (around 58kg.) 🔫
💀Toned body. 🔫
💀Dark Brown eyes. 🔫
💀Black hair. 🔫
💀Mixed ethnicity. 🔫
💀Embraced in her late 20s (October 2011). 🔫
💀Scars and bullet wounds healed on her body. 🔫
(...)

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Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Dec 13

I don't remember anything about my life as mortal. My Sire Miriam Embraced me in 2011 and my memories began that night.

But I remember my skills from my previous lifetime. I can shoot with great aim and I am able to fight with many different styles against any kind of foes...

She knows how to shoot and fight. Beware with the lady!

Maria The Lamia (RP Parody Account) @mariathelamia.bsky.social · Dec 13

One of the most interesting things about being a Ba'ham, a worshipper of Lilith, the Dark Mother, is my ability to move in the first hour of dawn and the last hour of dusk. I can also maintain intimate relationships without Rousing the Blood, but in exchange I radiate danger...

Maria in the first hour of daytime.

F.C.: Ella Balinska. This is a Bluesky RP parody account, not related to her.

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