Miss Margo
@margoadler.bsky.social
Recovering alcoholic, traveler, failed academic. Experienced prodomme. Submissive for the rare exceptional man.
I am going to make this grilled cheese. I am probably going to die.
It takes so much effort. So much. The tinnitus. And I can't see out.
It takes so much effort. So much. The tinnitus. And I can't see out.
December 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I am going to make this grilled cheese. I am probably going to die.
It takes so much effort. So much. The tinnitus. And I can't see out.
It takes so much effort. So much. The tinnitus. And I can't see out.
Okay. It is time to make a grilled cheese.
This will take huge huge effort. Pray for me.
This will take huge huge effort. Pray for me.
December 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Okay. It is time to make a grilled cheese.
This will take huge huge effort. Pray for me.
This will take huge huge effort. Pray for me.
Okay. I am going to attempt to make a grilled cheese. This will take Herculean effort. I have American cheese, which is trash except for the melting factor. Then sharp cheddar. Then pepper jack.
This is going to be a Mount Everest activity.
I have no hot sauce, which is a tragedy.
This is going to be a Mount Everest activity.
I have no hot sauce, which is a tragedy.
December 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Okay. I am going to attempt to make a grilled cheese. This will take Herculean effort. I have American cheese, which is trash except for the melting factor. Then sharp cheddar. Then pepper jack.
This is going to be a Mount Everest activity.
I have no hot sauce, which is a tragedy.
This is going to be a Mount Everest activity.
I have no hot sauce, which is a tragedy.
Watching "Gorillas in the Mist" on YouTube and doing a workout.
These creatures are absolutely huge. But not nasty mean like chimps. More gentle.
They eat vegetables. How can they get that size, eating only vegetables. That's what I do when I want to lose weight.
These creatures are absolutely huge. But not nasty mean like chimps. More gentle.
They eat vegetables. How can they get that size, eating only vegetables. That's what I do when I want to lose weight.
December 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Watching "Gorillas in the Mist" on YouTube and doing a workout.
These creatures are absolutely huge. But not nasty mean like chimps. More gentle.
They eat vegetables. How can they get that size, eating only vegetables. That's what I do when I want to lose weight.
These creatures are absolutely huge. But not nasty mean like chimps. More gentle.
They eat vegetables. How can they get that size, eating only vegetables. That's what I do when I want to lose weight.
Why can herbivores be so much bigger than carnivores? Veggies just don't have many calories. Look at a cow, elephant, or giraffe. A horse. I don't understand how that works, metabolically.
December 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Why can herbivores be so much bigger than carnivores? Veggies just don't have many calories. Look at a cow, elephant, or giraffe. A horse. I don't understand how that works, metabolically.
Now they are gone. No more fruit flies. It happened overnight. Yesterday, there were fruit flies. Now, I can't see any anywhere. Where did they go? I don't imagine they have a long lifespan. But did they just fuck off to Maui for retirement or what?
December 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Now they are gone. No more fruit flies. It happened overnight. Yesterday, there were fruit flies. Now, I can't see any anywhere. Where did they go? I don't imagine they have a long lifespan. But did they just fuck off to Maui for retirement or what?
I don't understand. I have had a fruit fly infestation for weeks. It was driving me insane. It was gross.
I got the traps, which helped a little, but they were still there. Then I got pesticides and sprayed the shit out of them and then I poured boiling water and more pesticides down the sink.
I got the traps, which helped a little, but they were still there. Then I got pesticides and sprayed the shit out of them and then I poured boiling water and more pesticides down the sink.
December 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I don't understand. I have had a fruit fly infestation for weeks. It was driving me insane. It was gross.
I got the traps, which helped a little, but they were still there. Then I got pesticides and sprayed the shit out of them and then I poured boiling water and more pesticides down the sink.
I got the traps, which helped a little, but they were still there. Then I got pesticides and sprayed the shit out of them and then I poured boiling water and more pesticides down the sink.
I got a pineapple and raspberries and ice cream and I just could not be happier.
THANK YOU to the fellow who bought me Amazon gifts, so I could make this purchase. ❤️
THANK YOU to the fellow who bought me Amazon gifts, so I could make this purchase. ❤️
December 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I got a pineapple and raspberries and ice cream and I just could not be happier.
THANK YOU to the fellow who bought me Amazon gifts, so I could make this purchase. ❤️
THANK YOU to the fellow who bought me Amazon gifts, so I could make this purchase. ❤️
OMG. This goofball. I love her.
This is Millie. She just learned how to sled. Hopes you brought a second land frisbee, because she will not be taking turns. 13/10 (TT: millietheredlab)
December 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
OMG. This goofball. I love her.
President Trump just does not look healthy. I am not am MD and can't diagnose shit, but his skin is AWFUL and he's morbidly obese and his teeth need work.
December 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
President Trump just does not look healthy. I am not am MD and can't diagnose shit, but his skin is AWFUL and he's morbidly obese and his teeth need work.
We are also going to a rehab. I need to stay sober but I just can't do it on my own and AA is not enough. It's not far away. Just two miles? I can drive, or even walk.
Grateful that I am still ambulatory.
Grateful that I am still ambulatory.
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
We are also going to a rehab. I need to stay sober but I just can't do it on my own and AA is not enough. It's not far away. Just two miles? I can drive, or even walk.
Grateful that I am still ambulatory.
Grateful that I am still ambulatory.
My Momma called. She went grocery shopping today and bought extra food for me. She will drop it off tomorrow morning and said, "We can do your floors together!"
Nobody loves you like your Mom.
Nobody loves you like your Mom.
December 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My Momma called. She went grocery shopping today and bought extra food for me. She will drop it off tomorrow morning and said, "We can do your floors together!"
Nobody loves you like your Mom.
Nobody loves you like your Mom.
I am watching a show where this woman was beat to a pulp on many occasions. The photos are horrific. She finally left and of course, he went nuts. Trained boxer. The police knew and did fuck all. Her only way out was to move cross-country or kill him in his sleep with a hammer.
December 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I am watching a show where this woman was beat to a pulp on many occasions. The photos are horrific. She finally left and of course, he went nuts. Trained boxer. The police knew and did fuck all. Her only way out was to move cross-country or kill him in his sleep with a hammer.
How come if you beat the shit out of a complete stranger on the street, you're going away for years, but if you do it to your WIFE, you're out in days? And only get a few months?
December 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
How come if you beat the shit out of a complete stranger on the street, you're going away for years, but if you do it to your WIFE, you're out in days? And only get a few months?
It rained for five minutes and I missed it. I am gonna cry. And it's almost Christmas and it hasn't snowed ONCE. All that I want is some fooking snow and to walk around in a blizzard.
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It rained for five minutes and I missed it. I am gonna cry. And it's almost Christmas and it hasn't snowed ONCE. All that I want is some fooking snow and to walk around in a blizzard.
Queens is criminally underrated. It's beautiful and full of PROUD people. All the love goes to Manhattan and Brooklyn, but Queens is pretty awesome, too, once you get out and explore it.
December 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Queens is criminally underrated. It's beautiful and full of PROUD people. All the love goes to Manhattan and Brooklyn, but Queens is pretty awesome, too, once you get out and explore it.
It's 2 AM, and I can't sleep AGAIN.
December 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
It's 2 AM, and I can't sleep AGAIN.
I remember an obsession with cooking books. Reading them. Pictures of food. Fantasizing about food.
It was exactly the same as the Minnesota Starvation Experiment (WWII).
But I can feel the restlessness. The surge to eat goes before the end.
It was exactly the same as the Minnesota Starvation Experiment (WWII).
But I can feel the restlessness. The surge to eat goes before the end.
December 16, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I remember an obsession with cooking books. Reading them. Pictures of food. Fantasizing about food.
It was exactly the same as the Minnesota Starvation Experiment (WWII).
But I can feel the restlessness. The surge to eat goes before the end.
It was exactly the same as the Minnesota Starvation Experiment (WWII).
But I can feel the restlessness. The surge to eat goes before the end.
I'm very hungry, but then, you get used it it. You get used to being hungry. The hardest part is acceptance. I've done a week. The hardest part was the first three days. After that, no appetite.
But you do start going insane.
But you do start going insane.
December 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I'm very hungry, but then, you get used it it. You get used to being hungry. The hardest part is acceptance. I've done a week. The hardest part was the first three days. After that, no appetite.
But you do start going insane.
But you do start going insane.
Hunger, you know. You can get used to it.
Two days before I see money.
Two days before I see money.
December 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Hunger, you know. You can get used to it.
Two days before I see money.
Two days before I see money.
My local human society put me through vetting even my LANDLORD didn't do! I had to submit a photo of my living room to submit an application for a RABBIT. a RABBIT! I could go catch one in my Mom's backyard ever spring!
December 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
My local human society put me through vetting even my LANDLORD didn't do! I had to submit a photo of my living room to submit an application for a RABBIT. a RABBIT! I could go catch one in my Mom's backyard ever spring!
I am thinking of adopting/buying a rabbit. I also have a rabbit fur coat.
Is that gross? I am having ambivalent feelerz. I want something to snuggle.
Is that gross? I am having ambivalent feelerz. I want something to snuggle.
December 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I am thinking of adopting/buying a rabbit. I also have a rabbit fur coat.
Is that gross? I am having ambivalent feelerz. I want something to snuggle.
Is that gross? I am having ambivalent feelerz. I want something to snuggle.
I am hangry. Super hungry. I brought this on myself.
December 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I am hangry. Super hungry. I brought this on myself.
Jesus. Normally, I'm with a child that is estranged from their folks, and I believe abuse accusations. I am estranged from my father.
I can't imagine killing two people with a knife.
I can't imagine killing two people with a knife.
December 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Jesus. Normally, I'm with a child that is estranged from their folks, and I believe abuse accusations. I am estranged from my father.
I can't imagine killing two people with a knife.
I can't imagine killing two people with a knife.
Why if I punch a guy on the street it's assault and a felony, but you can put a woman in the hospital after breaking her teeth and it's "domestic violence."
December 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Why if I punch a guy on the street it's assault and a felony, but you can put a woman in the hospital after breaking her teeth and it's "domestic violence."