Had heterosexual intercourse with a cis man who tied me to the bedpost, but he used the bracelets that they give out at Liberty games that I keep at my bed side table, so it was still kinda gay
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Had heterosexual intercourse with a cis man who tied me to the bedpost, but he used the bracelets that they give out at Liberty games that I keep at my bed side table, so it was still kinda gay
What Quebecois kids play once it starts freezing outside
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
What Quebecois kids play once it starts freezing outside
Ah the dream-like stasis I enter when taking the overnight Amtrak 😌
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Ah the dream-like stasis I enter when taking the overnight Amtrak 😌
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Hasn’t been a complete shitshow in the apps this time around, but still, the only woman I’ve matched with so far is a girl from my basketball team this summer lmfao
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Hasn’t been a complete shitshow in the apps this time around, but still, the only woman I’ve matched with so far is a girl from my basketball team this summer lmfao
Quarterly update to my appearance
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Quarterly update to my appearance
League pass is worth it solely for the fact that instead of commercials, I get the in arena feed and can watch Red Panda do her thing at halftime
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
League pass is worth it solely for the fact that instead of commercials, I get the in arena feed and can watch Red Panda do her thing at halftime
I have such a crush on the bookish twink that’s been crushing jeopardy the past week
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I have such a crush on the bookish twink that’s been crushing jeopardy the past week
People are saying Zohran is amazing for being such a young candidate and scoring a meeting with the president, but what's the big deal? I was in second grade when I met the president. It was a bright September morning, and we were to have a special guest come read to our classroom...
November 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
People are saying Zohran is amazing for being such a young candidate and scoring a meeting with the president, but what's the big deal? I was in second grade when I met the president. It was a bright September morning, and we were to have a special guest come read to our classroom...
Trump sneaking in a mention to get Zohran to reaffirm his commitment to keeping Tisch wasn't on my bingo card
Trump is now defending Mamdani in response to loaded questions from Fox News. incredible scenes
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Trump sneaking in a mention to get Zohran to reaffirm his commitment to keeping Tisch wasn't on my bingo card
Struck out on a bet with my friends thinking Trump would treat Zohran like Zelenskyy and have his goons make him bend the knee rather than yucking it up with someone who wants to be called a fascist
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Struck out on a bet with my friends thinking Trump would treat Zohran like Zelenskyy and have his goons make him bend the knee rather than yucking it up with someone who wants to be called a fascist
fanduel ads on tinder like sure why don't i infect myself with multiple different types of brainworms
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
fanduel ads on tinder like sure why don't i infect myself with multiple different types of brainworms
Hey quick question: what’s going on with your jacket?
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Hey quick question: what’s going on with your jacket?
Downloaded Tinder again and I know they got this Double Date feature that they’re trying to push, but the ONLY women I’ve seen in my algo are couples seeking a third, whereas every guy has the standard car/gym/outdoors pfp
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Downloaded Tinder again and I know they got this Double Date feature that they’re trying to push, but the ONLY women I’ve seen in my algo are couples seeking a third, whereas every guy has the standard car/gym/outdoors pfp
Need two seasons and an OVA for the anime couple in the Fanapt commercial
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Need two seasons and an OVA for the anime couple in the Fanapt commercial
What are the odds we can get Eric Adams on a jet setting media tour so we can keep him busy and he forgets to stack the Rent Guidelines Board?
Morning Spew: Mayor Adams's Six-Pack
The outgoing mayor, who's clearly in his IDGAF anymore era, sits down with Ziwe. And more news for your Friday.
The outgoing mayor, who's clearly in his IDGAF anymore era, sits down with Ziwe. And more news for your Friday.
Mayor Adams's Six-Pack
The outgoing mayor, who's clearly in his IDGAF anymore era, sits down with Ziwe. And more news for your Friday.
hellgatenyc.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
What are the odds we can get Eric Adams on a jet setting media tour so we can keep him busy and he forgets to stack the Rent Guidelines Board?
Tickets are selling out fast for Cuomo’s public execution at Foley Square on Thursday morning. Get yours while you still can and remember to use promo code ZADDY DADDY at checkout
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Tickets are selling out fast for Cuomo’s public execution at Foley Square on Thursday morning. Get yours while you still can and remember to use promo code ZADDY DADDY at checkout
Having not followed the NFL closely over the past 7 years, it’s very funny to see who’s flamed out, who’s come out of nowhere, and who’s still around from when I last watched in the mid 2010s
November 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Having not followed the NFL closely over the past 7 years, it’s very funny to see who’s flamed out, who’s come out of nowhere, and who’s still around from when I last watched in the mid 2010s
Might have been the quickest getting-out-of-a-no-outs jam to save the series I can remember
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Might have been the quickest getting-out-of-a-no-outs jam to save the series I can remember