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Marcus Keeley
@marcuskeeley.bsky.social
From Belfast. Sometimes I do comedy things and that. I look at things on Tiktok. All views irrelevant. marcuskeeley.com
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Hello to new followers. I’m Marcus, based in Belfast. I make daft videos about places and nothing, do comedy things, write poetry, improvise and will likely post about those and other idle thoughts.
“So you’ve been on a bus for most of the #latelatetoyshow because we’ve tricked you, welcome.”
December 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
“Well Patrick, your final challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to eat as many marshmallows as you can through the medium of tiny hands.” #latelatetoyshow
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Genuinely love how close Paddy comes to outwardly gurning at the kids and the amount of money raised. #latelatetoyshow
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Wake up babe, new trolley problem just dropped. #latelatetoyshow
December 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Severe amount of Dutch angles in the #latelatetoyshow, really adds a tense vibe to the proceedings.
December 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Unexpected celebrity guests surprising children while they’re in the middle of playing their song. #latelatetoyshow
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
“A second child has hit the toy tower.”

#latelatetoyshow
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Oh look, it’s the actual Grinch. #latelatetoyshow
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
“And there’s one for everyone in the #LateLateToyShow audience!”

Everyone at home:
December 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Gerry Kelly fuming at his set up being bastardised.

Side note: picked this up in a charity shop last year. Yet to read.

#latelatetoyshow
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Already enjoying the camera work. #latelatetoyshow
a man wearing glasses and a suit is sitting in front of a sign that says 5
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit is sitting in front of a sign that says 5
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December 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It’s December.
December 1, 2025 at 10:21 AM
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Just been up in the roof space. Great lighting.
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Time for breakfast.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Thinking of writing a script for some immersive theatre on the IKEA “Offer of the Day” stage.
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I went and had a look at Shaw’s Bridge(s).
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I went for a dander in the void.
October 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Divis dander.
October 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Items in Lidl that sound like mildly embarrassing medical conditions.
October 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Monday.
October 6, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Wander.
October 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Is that what they’re calling it these days?
September 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I see festive chips are on sale. Seems to get earlier every year.
September 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM