Marcus, but brown(er)
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I don’t think highly enough of my looks for that kind of vanity.
Not to brag or anything, but my last diaper was such a messy disaster that changing it legit gave me a headache.
I didn’t even sit in it. Fuck.
The sheer audacity of my body to make a *perfect* mush right before daycare leaving me with only enough time to clean myself up. 😭
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Yours may be the cutest but mine STINKS more!
Gonna shitpost my way through BFC envy, and I don’t mean hypothetically.
I’ve yet to have a mess breach the rear waistband. I view this as an aspiration, not a failure.
I should get out of the habit of saying diaper and speak in my mother tongue…

Cor blimey, I’ve gone an proper mucked me nappy guv’nor.

Ere, sort us art with a fresh ‘un would ya mate?