maplesyrupdonut
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i know i’m late to this party but this lilly allen record is pretty fun to listen to and the fact it puts this asshole dude on blast in every way is a bonus
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i know i’m late to this party but this lilly allen record is pretty fun to listen to and the fact it puts this asshole dude on blast in every way is a bonus
there’s an open house for one of the units in my building and i’m trying to determine how weird i should be
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
there’s an open house for one of the units in my building and i’m trying to determine how weird i should be
i didn’t change my name when i got married (obv) and my sister is constantly trolling me by putting my name on mail or on dinner reservations as maplesyrupdonut <husbands last name> and it’s making me insane
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i didn’t change my name when i got married (obv) and my sister is constantly trolling me by putting my name on mail or on dinner reservations as maplesyrupdonut <husbands last name> and it’s making me insane
there’s really no better feeling than relaxing in your super clean home after you (in my case, me & my husband) spent like 2 days cleaning the shit out of it
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
there’s really no better feeling than relaxing in your super clean home after you (in my case, me & my husband) spent like 2 days cleaning the shit out of it
day 2 of flu shot energy boost - got out of bed at 730am, did a strength training workout, scrubbed the tile/grout in the shower, reorganized/put away stuff in the hall closet, made white chocolate macadamia nut cookies and huge regular chocolate chip cookies. wtf is going on?
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
day 2 of flu shot energy boost - got out of bed at 730am, did a strength training workout, scrubbed the tile/grout in the shower, reorganized/put away stuff in the hall closet, made white chocolate macadamia nut cookies and huge regular chocolate chip cookies. wtf is going on?
not sure what’s in the flu shot this year, but i had one at 930am, came home, did a 50-minute bounce workout, then just cleaned the fuck out of my living room, dining room and bathroom…
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
not sure what’s in the flu shot this year, but i had one at 930am, came home, did a 50-minute bounce workout, then just cleaned the fuck out of my living room, dining room and bathroom…
cutie pie menace
November 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
cutie pie menace
it’s wild that i am a canadian that grew up in new jersey and I have no accent whatsoever - like i’ve had people ask me if im from california?
October 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
it’s wild that i am a canadian that grew up in new jersey and I have no accent whatsoever - like i’ve had people ask me if im from california?
i keep taking days off with the idea of deep cleaning my place and then when those days come i cannot bring myself to clean -
today, i trimmed the trees, weed wacked the border of the driveway and made a frittata so i guess that’s something
today, i trimmed the trees, weed wacked the border of the driveway and made a frittata so i guess that’s something
September 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i keep taking days off with the idea of deep cleaning my place and then when those days come i cannot bring myself to clean -
today, i trimmed the trees, weed wacked the border of the driveway and made a frittata so i guess that’s something
today, i trimmed the trees, weed wacked the border of the driveway and made a frittata so i guess that’s something
it should be against the law for dateline & 20/20 to cover the same story, the same week
September 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
it should be against the law for dateline & 20/20 to cover the same story, the same week
i made myself make apple oatmeal cookies and they are fine i guess
i used to love baking so much and now i am struggling to motivate myself to make my usual apple-picking baked goods - it’s like there is no happy here
September 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i made myself make apple oatmeal cookies and they are fine i guess
i used to love baking so much and now i am struggling to motivate myself to make my usual apple-picking baked goods - it’s like there is no happy here
September 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i used to love baking so much and now i am struggling to motivate myself to make my usual apple-picking baked goods - it’s like there is no happy here
i’ve watched all the ruby franke/jodi hildebrand docs and i have been trying to put my finger on who ruby franke looks like/reminds me of and it’s meghan king (edmonds) from RHOC. it’s uncanny!
September 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i’ve watched all the ruby franke/jodi hildebrand docs and i have been trying to put my finger on who ruby franke looks like/reminds me of and it’s meghan king (edmonds) from RHOC. it’s uncanny!
i went to an intro to brush pen calligraphy tonight - it was very hard but also very cool and i wonder if i can get good enough at it to quit my job and do like wedding invitations/place cards instead of working my stupid job
September 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
i went to an intro to brush pen calligraphy tonight - it was very hard but also very cool and i wonder if i can get good enough at it to quit my job and do like wedding invitations/place cards instead of working my stupid job
leaving the rilo kiley show dressed all in black but don’t want to be mistaken for someone leaving the my chemical romance concert - 😬
September 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
leaving the rilo kiley show dressed all in black but don’t want to be mistaken for someone leaving the my chemical romance concert - 😬
i didn’t know cats could be scared of thunder but p-cake runs and hides during every storm
September 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
i didn’t know cats could be scared of thunder but p-cake runs and hides during every storm
my vertigo has been popping off the past couple days and boy does it suck to feel like you’re on a boat in super rocky waters when you’re just trying to like walk to the bathroom
August 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
my vertigo has been popping off the past couple days and boy does it suck to feel like you’re on a boat in super rocky waters when you’re just trying to like walk to the bathroom
i really wish i could be private here just so i can like brain dumb all the terrible shit that has been happening at work
August 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
i really wish i could be private here just so i can like brain dumb all the terrible shit that has been happening at work
my team had a meeting with a big cheese this morning/lunchtime - we were told there would be pizza however there was no pizza and i’m still annoyed about it
July 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
my team had a meeting with a big cheese this morning/lunchtime - we were told there would be pizza however there was no pizza and i’m still annoyed about it
tfw you accidentally buy 1-ply toilet paper 😬
July 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
tfw you accidentally buy 1-ply toilet paper 😬
i work with a next level eyore that was eyore-ing so hard today that i had to pretend i was getting a cell phone call and walk away while he was talking to me
July 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
i work with a next level eyore that was eyore-ing so hard today that i had to pretend i was getting a cell phone call and walk away while he was talking to me
i feel like only insane people turn on read receipts
July 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i feel like only insane people turn on read receipts
want to go to Ikea but don’t want to deal with the traffic to get there - conundrum 🤔
July 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
want to go to Ikea but don’t want to deal with the traffic to get there - conundrum 🤔
the weakerthans left and leaving is such a solid record - i feel like i enjoy it a little more each time i listen to it
July 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
the weakerthans left and leaving is such a solid record - i feel like i enjoy it a little more each time i listen to it
why do people ping you “hi cynthia” and then just wait for you to respond? like if you have a question, ask it ya jagbag. i don’t have time for this
July 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
why do people ping you “hi cynthia” and then just wait for you to respond? like if you have a question, ask it ya jagbag. i don’t have time for this