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Lizzybits 🇨🇦

@maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social

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If you don't stoop to their level, how can they hear your words? One liners and snark while the ship goes down. Best of luck. Proud Nasty Canadian. Resist. 🍁🌈💙💜💖

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Lizzybits 🇨🇦 @maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social · 1d

I couldn't even name one of the Canadian Supreme Court (CSC), nor am I even passively familiar with a CSC scandal, and I'm SO happy for that.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 5d

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Lizzybits 🇨🇦 @maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social · 5d

A political cartoon depicts a large hand labeled “MAGA” flipping a giant switch from “ON” to “OFF.” The switch is labeled “STAR TREK FUTURE” at the "ON" position representing an optimistic, progressive vision of humanity. Beneath the switch, a struggling human figure labeled “HUMANITY” is bent nearly in half, struggling against the weight of Maga pushing the switch to "OFF"

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Lizzybits 🇨🇦 @maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social · 23d

Imagine you're a three-star general who's been in the military for 30 years. You have to drop everything you're doing to fly out and hear a drunken Fox host whine about how the military needs to toughen up or whatever. Feel inspired?

Lizzybits 🇨🇦 @maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social · Sep 19

The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them...

#standbyjimmykimmel
#standbystephencolbert

Lizzybits 🇨🇦 @maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social · Sep 14

Streams of "no one mourns the wicked" are up 150% over the past couple days. Wonder why? 🤔

Lizzybits 🇨🇦 @maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social · Sep 13

I just heard the shooter described as "demographically uncooperative" 💀

Lizzybits 🇨🇦 @maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social · Sep 12

Not black. Not trans. Not an immigrant. Not Muslim. Not a leftist. Not a Democrat.

A white, Christian, male, registered Republican with a gun. Again.

Shocking.

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Lizzybits 🇨🇦 @maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social · Sep 3

Watching society play out a prisoners dilemma between patriarchy/white supremacy and matriarchy/equality/empathy is frickin exhausting.

Lizzybits 🇨🇦 @maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social · Aug 13

Michelle Obama: When they go low, we go high.
Gavin Newsom: Nah, fam, we matching that energy now. Lets goooo. 🤠

Lizzybits 🇨🇦 @maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social · Aug 8

The revolution won't be televised

Lizzybits 🇨🇦 @maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social · Aug 2

"Remember that the frontier of rebellion is everywhere and even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward”

Lizzybits 🇨🇦 @maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social · Jul 23

I saw someone say James Gunn's interpretation shows that Superman is a firefighter, not a cop, and that's bang on

Lizzybits 🇨🇦 @maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social · Jun 27

Shoutout to the Bloor collegiate institute student who tried to get her "Free Palestine" grad cap in her diploma photo, despite the principals attempts to cover it up. Brave young person. 🫶🏼

Lizzybits 🇨🇦 @maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social · Jun 22

The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth, luxury, long life or happiness; only pure power. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power.

Lizzybits 🇨🇦 @maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social · Jun 14

The way Californians talk about Gavin Newsom is absolutely killing me
“we love Gavin but we also don’t turn our backs on him because he might eat us” 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭

Lizzybits 🇨🇦 @maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social · Jun 11

I think it's time to make California our cherished 11th province 🇨🇦

Lizzybits 🇨🇦 @maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social · Jun 8

What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. ~ Thomas Jefferson

Lizzybits 🇨🇦 @maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social · Jun 1

Canada: on fire, towns evacuating, homes destroyed and lives lost
American news: the smoke is gonna blow at us 😔

Lizzybits 🇨🇦 @maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social · May 21

Lwymmd - "WHAT??" Analysis;
The original "WHAT?!" was outraged. Offended at the trespass.
The TV "WHAT??" laughs mockingly at the outrageous idea that for just one second they thought they had a chance

Lizzybits 🇨🇦 @maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social · May 6

Hamilton fire Department, do better. The joyful "one down!" With a tone full of "haha" as your guy walks away from an OD was just gross.

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News Wire - World 🌎 Independent News Network Pro-Democracy @democracyblue.bsky.social · Apr 28

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Susie Madrak Ω @susiemadrak.bsky.social · Apr 28

Karoline "Nazi K" Leavitt Refuses to Rule Out Arrest of Supreme Court Judges newrepublic.com/post/194481/... via @newrepublic.com

Karoline Leavitt Refuses to Rule Out Arrest of Supreme Court Judges

The White House press secretary is quietly warning the Supreme Court.

newrepublic.com

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Lizzybits 🇨🇦 @maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social · Apr 26