Lizzybits 🇨🇦
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Lizzybits 🇨🇦
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If you don't stoop to their level, how can they hear your words? One liners and snark while the ship goes down. Best of luck. Proud Nasty Canadian. Resist. 🍁🌈💙💜💖
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I couldn't even name one of the Canadian Supreme Court (CSC), nor am I even passively familiar with a CSC scandal, and I'm SO happy for that.
Imagine you're a three-star general who's been in the military for 30 years. You have to drop everything you're doing to fly out and hear a drunken Fox host whine about how the military needs to toughen up or whatever. Feel inspired?
The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them...

#standbyjimmykimmel
#standbystephencolbert
Streams of "no one mourns the wicked" are up 150% over the past couple days. Wonder why? 🤔
I just heard the shooter described as "demographically uncooperative" 💀
Not black. Not trans. Not an immigrant. Not Muslim. Not a leftist. Not a Democrat.

A white, Christian, male, registered Republican with a gun. Again.

Shocking.
Watching society play out a prisoners dilemma between patriarchy/white supremacy and matriarchy/equality/empathy is frickin exhausting.
Michelle Obama: When they go low, we go high.
Gavin Newsom: Nah, fam, we matching that energy now. Lets goooo. 🤠
The revolution won't be televised
"Remember that the frontier of rebellion is everywhere and even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward”
I saw someone say James Gunn's interpretation shows that Superman is a firefighter, not a cop, and that's bang on
Shoutout to the Bloor collegiate institute student who tried to get her "Free Palestine" grad cap in her diploma photo, despite the principals attempts to cover it up. Brave young person. 🫶🏼
The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth, luxury, long life or happiness; only pure power. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power.
The way Californians talk about Gavin Newsom is absolutely killing me
“we love Gavin but we also don’t turn our backs on him because he might eat us” 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭
I think it's time to make California our cherished 11th province 🇨🇦
What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. ~ Thomas Jefferson
Canada: on fire, towns evacuating, homes destroyed and lives lost
American news: the smoke is gonna blow at us 😔
Lwymmd - "WHAT??" Analysis;
The original "WHAT?!" was outraged. Offended at the trespass.
The TV "WHAT??" laughs mockingly at the outrageous idea that for just one second they thought they had a chance
Hamilton fire Department, do better. The joyful "one down!" With a tone full of "haha" as your guy walks away from an OD was just gross.