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Manic Pixie Dream Hag
@manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social
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Community College Prof in Houston, Texas. Non-Award Winning, Non-Bestselling Writer. Rather old mom to young twins and also too many damn cats.
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Son: “Mama, you know everyone has private parts.”
Me: “Uh, yeah…that’s right.”
Son: “Even vegetarians.” #kids #parentsky
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As a liberal, I feel so owned every time RFK Jr goes swimming in raw sewage. He better not do it again and again. There are only so many lib tears I can part with.
As a liberal, I feel so owned every time RFK Jr goes swimming in raw sewage. He better not do it again and again. There are only so many lib tears I can part with.
My middle grade years were devoted to a constant stream of VC Andrews novels (which basically make 4chan fetish boards look wholesome). Why Judy Blume got censored but every 12-year-old girl I knew had a copy of Flowers in the Attic, I can’t understand.
My daughter and some of the neighbor kids decided to run a lemonade stand. The Amazon driver stopped and Zelle-ed me four dollars for a cup of lukewarm, watery goodness. You are the best, Tauraun. #parentsky #kids #TauraunDaBomb
Son: Mama, when I grow up I’m going to be a soldier!
Daughter: No! You could get killed!
Son: I’m not going to get killed, I’ll just get some scratches and blood on me. Um…and maybe I’ll get an arm cut off.

Do all children wake up and spend the day saying fucked up shit, or just mine? #parentsky
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Son: Mama guess what this is?
Me: A Robot?
Son: NO a monster with robot HANDS.
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And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes.

We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.
One of my students wrote that Americans’ responses to COVID taught her “how many people would be the ones to cover the zombie bite in a movie.” Girl, preach. #teaching #kids
Asshole cat caught a snake in the backyard and dragged it in through the pet door to play with. Below, one small (okay VERY small, but still…) dead snake and the asshole in question…
You could do so much worse that Captain Underpants for President. He’d only be a vindictive, authoritarian douchebag after someone accidentally got him wet.
Pruning their leadership would help too.
At the park with my twins and another kindergartener approached us. She said she’d seen us there before and asked questions about the twins’ school and where we lived. After she left, my daughter watched her with narrowed eyes then turned to me and said “do you think she’s a cop?” #parenting #kids
I’ve been trying to deactivate/delete my twitter account for months and the tech over there is so shit I can’t even log in. It keeps sending me through an endless loop of error messages and password resets. “Cosplay Hitler” runs everything he touches straight into the ground.
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