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Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · Aug 8

Son: “Mama, you know everyone has private parts.”
Me: “Uh, yeah…that’s right.”
Son: “Even vegetarians.” #kids #parentsky

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Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · May 13

As a liberal, I feel so owned every time RFK Jr goes swimming in raw sewage. He better not do it again and again. There are only so many lib tears I can part with.

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Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · May 13

As a liberal, I feel so owned every time RFK Jr goes swimming in raw sewage. He better not do it again and again. There are only so many lib tears I can part with.

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Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · May 13

My middle grade years were devoted to a constant stream of VC Andrews novels (which basically make 4chan fetish boards look wholesome). Why Judy Blume got censored but every 12-year-old girl I knew had a copy of Flowers in the Attic, I can’t understand.

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Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · May 11

My daughter and some of the neighbor kids decided to run a lemonade stand. The Amazon driver stopped and Zelle-ed me four dollars for a cup of lukewarm, watery goodness. You are the best, Tauraun. #parentsky #kids #TauraunDaBomb

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Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · May 8

Son: Mama, when I grow up I’m going to be a soldier!
Daughter: No! You could get killed!
Son: I’m not going to get killed, I’ll just get some scratches and blood on me. Um…and maybe I’ll get an arm cut off.

Do all children wake up and spend the day saying fucked up shit, or just mine? #parentsky

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Peter Manseau @petermanseau.bsky.social · May 4

Star Wars Intro Scroll

Episode IV
It Was All So Stupid

Seriously, you would not believe how stupid it was. Every day, unrelentingly, just the dumbest stuff by the absolute worst people. And what made it worse was knowing that we’d brought this on ourselves.

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Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · May 1

Son: Mama guess what this is?
Me: A Robot?
Son: NO a monster with robot HANDS.

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Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · Apr 29

a woman in a black jacket is giving the middle finger .

ALT: a woman in a black jacket is giving the middle finger .

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60 Minutes @60minutes.bsky.social · Apr 28

And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes.

We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.

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Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · Apr 28

One of my students wrote that Americans’ responses to COVID taught her “how many people would be the ones to cover the zombie bite in a movie.” Girl, preach. #teaching #kids

Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · Apr 18

The Onion is really stepping up its game these days.

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Apr 17

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From The Onion:

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society

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Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · Apr 15

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From the 50501 community on Reddit: Fascists are only powerful if they are obeyed.

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Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · Apr 2

Asshole cat caught a snake in the backyard and dragged it in through the pet door to play with. Below, one small (okay VERY small, but still…) dead snake and the asshole in question…

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Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · Mar 24

You could do so much worse that Captain Underpants for President. He’d only be a vindictive, authoritarian douchebag after someone accidentally got him wet.

Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · Mar 21

Pruning their leadership would help too.

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Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · Mar 21

I’m going to shit on his grave someday and I’m going to stop at an “all you can eat” corn restaurant first. #Trump

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Trump signs executive order to begin dismantling Education Department, raising questions for students and parents | CNN Politics

President Donald Trump on Thursday signed an executive order to begin dismantling the US Department of Education, seeking to fulfill decades of conservative ambition to get rid of the agency, but rais...

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Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · Mar 18

At the park with my twins and another kindergartener approached us. She said she’d seen us there before and asked questions about the twins’ school and where we lived. After she left, my daughter watched her with narrowed eyes then turned to me and said “do you think she’s a cop?” #parenting #kids

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Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · Mar 18

Tourism states hate this one weird trick!

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From the Economics community on Reddit: Foreign tourism into the U.S. is suddenly reversing and is now expected to drop, due in part to 'polarizing Тrump administration policies and rhetoric'

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Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · Mar 17

I’ve been trying to deactivate/delete my twitter account for months and the tech over there is so shit I can’t even log in. It keeps sending me through an endless loop of error messages and password resets. “Cosplay Hitler” runs everything he touches straight into the ground.

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Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · Mar 17

Remember this gen from his first term? “Trade wars are good and easy to win” #Trump #agedlikemilk

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Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · Mar 12

So firing 80,000 VA workers (most veterans themselves) only to turn around and hire the goddamn traitors who tried to help you overthrow the government?

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From the democrats community on Reddit: While Trump and Elon are gutting civil service jobs and firing millions of our veterans, he's inviting J6ers to apply for jobs. Way to pour salt in their wounds...

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Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · Mar 12

My 401k has become a 201k.

Manic Pixie Dream Hag @manicpixiedreamhag.bsky.social · Mar 11

Tuesday protest at John Cornyn’s office. Houston Strong! @maddow.msnbc.com #Houston #Dems #NoKings #CornynGrowAPair

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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · Mar 9

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