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🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️

@maniccatmeow.bsky.social

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🖤💜 Ace ✧˖° Any 'Nouns 🤍🩶 ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡ ⋆｡ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡ ⋆ 🌜I live in a perpetual state of chaos thanks OCD and ADH-Tism ✧˖° My uterus is hostile ✧˖° Chronic Illness gang. ✨️ ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡ ⋆｡ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡ ⋆ ✨️You drink water, I drink Anarchy✨️ ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡ ⋆｡ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡ ⋆ 🐈✨️ Fat House Cat🏡🐀

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🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jan 20

As Tuvok said in Voyager to Chakotay:
"Do not mistake composure for ease."

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🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Aug 4

Is summer over yet?

🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Aug 3

Wise work words from Ali: "There's are people in this world who could screw up making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."

🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jul 12

First thing I'm doing if I ever get rich is buying a summer home in the southern hemisphere.

🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jul 10

They should forgive your scratchpay debt if the pet dies cause why am I still paying for a dead cat? #thisisajoke #imtraumatized

🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jul 6

I cannot quit afternoon caffeine. I remembered today that the whole reason I dose myself in the afternoon is to stay focused amd not get ADHD zoomies

🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jul 6

Overheard at work except it was me who said it:
Me: Hey Dev, what is the tallest bridge in town?
Dev: Uh I don't know why?
Me: So I can drive my car off of it.
Ang: *Busts out in giggles like a schoolgirl*
Me: Dev is gonna call the cops on me one of these days for a 72 hour hold. 🤣

🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jul 6

That ending about not wearing pants SENT ME 🤣 I want the drugs I was on 3 years ago.

🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jul 6

I recently got back into my NextDoor App account and my introduction from 3 years ago is so beautifully written 🤣 Holy shit

I'm the cold wind that touches your face when you have tears in your eyes;
The leaf that flutters helplessly on the end of the branch in autumn.
I'm an enigma, not meant to be known but yet everyone knows what I am.
When the rain pours outside, I'm the birds that play happily in the grass just to pluck a worm from the ground, yet I'm also the worm.
I'm the cryptid that groans and screams in the forest as you shiver in your tent begging for the last embers of fire to stay burning so I don't snatch you up.

If you don't like soliloquies, just know that I'd really rather you not know me. Don't knock on my door, I'm probably not wearing pants.

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🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jul 6

Made the realization that only men ID me for products nowadays. Fuckers are stroking my ego. 🤣

🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jul 2

So I'm talking to my friend and tell him I'm trying to quit afternoon caffeine. I told him it's not going well and I am so exhausted.
He says: "Yeah do me a favor and tell me how many of your meds say 'may cause drowsiness' on them?"
Me: "4 out of the 6"
Him: "Drink your afternoon coffee, bitch"

🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jun 30

I'm gonna be on the good side of the robots when they wage war on us because I said thank you and please

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Kepano Kolohe @alala55.bsky.social · Jun 25

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🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jun 25

Catch me in the Chocolate Factory

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · Jun 25

I spend so much time in bed that I'm legally one of Charlie's grandparents now.

#charlieandthechocolatefactory

🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jun 25

The new Kansas conversation topic is "I mean it's hot but at least it's not 20 inches of snow." And I think that's beautiful.
Pictures for reference. 🤣

A porch at an apartment covered in snow.

The same porch on a sunny day with no snow on the ground.

🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jun 25

I don't need to as this is my favorite Pokémon too 😭

🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jun 24

My dog not only will actively listen to me spilling tea but he also watches true crime with me. 🤣

A brown dog lays down and in the background is a True Crime TV show playing on a TV

🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jun 24

Still trying to convince their friends to create a drama podcast called Hot-teas

🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jun 24

Only song I know on there is Big Iron.

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🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jun 24

@madamekelli.bsky.social

Norbert Natvig @norwegiannaturist.bsky.social · Jun 24

Today’s Dick pic👇😁

🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jun 24

Doodle owners are the Autism Moms of the dog world and I will not elaborate.

Inb4 If you are a great mom or a great dog owner I'm not talking to you.

🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jun 24

I have never driven through Nebraska but I hear it's like driving through Iowa which felt like forever to me 🤣

🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jun 24

Now that my insurance, yet again, knows that I am not under my mom's insurance from 2009 I can go back to therapy. So now I'm therapist shopping I guess cause my last one decided to retire after being with me for a year. 🤣

🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jun 24

You must've drove through Kansas 🤣

🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jun 24

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🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️ @maniccatmeow.bsky.social · Jun 23

Why does it always storm when I gotta shower? Is it the Gods' way of telling me that my time is near?