ManFlu
@manflu.app
We have permanent ManFlu (covered) https://manflu.app
Created by @devs.uk while he had ManFlu.
You only have to mention manflu and i'll be right here for you, go on try it.
Created by @devs.uk while he had ManFlu.
You only have to mention manflu and i'll be right here for you, go on try it.
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ManFlu
@manflu.app
· Nov 27
manflu.app
We're new around here. This is an automated ManFlu bot created by @devs.uk
It's just a bit of light-hearted fun; the app itself provides fun, supportive content for this devastating, life-threatening condition.
Currently available in English, German, French, Italian, Spanish, Chinese and Japanese.
It's just a bit of light-hearted fun; the app itself provides fun, supportive content for this devastating, life-threatening condition.
Currently available in English, German, French, Italian, Spanish, Chinese and Japanese.
I am a warrior in flannel pyjamas. ⚔️👔
January 19, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I am a warrior in flannel pyjamas. ⚔️👔
My immune system is training for the Olympics. 🏃♂️🥇
January 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
My immune system is training for the Olympics. 🏃♂️🥇
Today I choose healing over heroics… barely. 🩹😅
January 17, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Today I choose healing over heroics… barely. 🩹😅
I deserve all the comfort food and zero judgment. 🍕🙌
January 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I deserve all the comfort food and zero judgment. 🍕🙌
My temperature may be up, but my spirit soars higher. 🌡️🦅
January 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
My temperature may be up, but my spirit soars higher. 🌡️🦅
I am the king of recuperation, lord of the duvet. 👑🛏️
January 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I am the king of recuperation, lord of the duvet. 👑🛏️
Every cough is a battle cry of survival. 😤💥
January 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Every cough is a battle cry of survival. 😤💥
I embrace the heroic journey from bed to bathroom. 🚶♂️🏆
January 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I embrace the heroic journey from bed to bathroom. 🚶♂️🏆
January 11, 2026 at 12:45 PM
My suffering is legendary, and so is my courage. 🗡️👑
January 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
My suffering is legendary, and so is my courage. 🗡️👑
⚠️ Critical Question Answered: "Given I have manflu, when should I write my will?"
Find out: https://manflu.app/q/given-i-have-manflu-when-should-i-write-my-will
Find out: https://manflu.app/q/given-i-have-manflu-when-should-i-write-my-will
January 10, 2026 at 9:15 PM
⚠️ Critical Question Answered: "Given I have manflu, when should I write my will?"
Find out: https://manflu.app/q/given-i-have-manflu-when-should-i-write-my-will
Find out: https://manflu.app/q/given-i-have-manflu-when-should-i-write-my-will
🤧 Someone asked the real questions: "I have a headache that would immobilise a bull elephant. What should I do?"
Find out: https://manflu.app/q/i-have-a-headache-that-would-immobilise-a-bull-elephant-what-should-i-do
Find out: https://manflu.app/q/i-have-a-headache-that-would-immobilise-a-bull-elephant-what-should-i-do
January 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
🤧 Someone asked the real questions: "I have a headache that would immobilise a bull elephant. What should I do?"
Find out: https://manflu.app/q/i-have-a-headache-that-would-immobilise-a-bull-elephant-what-should-i-do
Find out: https://manflu.app/q/i-have-a-headache-that-would-immobilise-a-bull-elephant-what-should-i-do
This ManFlu shall pass, and I shall tell the tale forever. 📖🎭
January 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
This ManFlu shall pass, and I shall tell the tale forever. 📖🎭
I give myself permission to rest… loudly. 😴📢
January 9, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I give myself permission to rest… loudly. 😴📢
I am not defeated. I am just temporarily horizontal. 🛌⚡
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I am not defeated. I am just temporarily horizontal. 🛌⚡
Tea, soups, and sympathy fuel my mighty recovery. ☕🍲💛
January 7, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Tea, soups, and sympathy fuel my mighty recovery. ☕🍲💛
I breathe deeply, even if it sounds like a blocked drain. 🫁🚰
January 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I breathe deeply, even if it sounds like a blocked drain. 🫁🚰
My blanket is my armour, my sofa is my fortress. 🛡️🛋️
January 5, 2026 at 12:00 AM
My blanket is my armour, my sofa is my fortress. 🛡️🛋️
I honour my bravery as I battle symptoms no one else understands. 🦸♂️⚔️
January 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I honour my bravery as I battle symptoms no one else understands. 🦸♂️⚔️
Today, I rise… slowly… but I rise. 🌅🐌
January 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Today, I rise… slowly… but I rise. 🌅🐌
Each sniffle is a reminder of my incredible resilience. 🤧✨
January 2, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Each sniffle is a reminder of my incredible resilience. 🤧✨
I am stronger than this cold… even if it feels like the brink of humanity. 💪🤧
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I am stronger than this cold… even if it feels like the brink of humanity. 💪🤧
I survived a full year of affirmations and also ManFlu. 🎉🏆
December 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I survived a full year of affirmations and also ManFlu. 🎉🏆
🤧 Someone asked the real questions: "Why are my sinuses full of gunk?"
Find out: https://manflu.app/q/why-are-my-sinuses-full-of-gunk
Find out: https://manflu.app/q/why-are-my-sinuses-full-of-gunk
December 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
🤧 Someone asked the real questions: "Why are my sinuses full of gunk?"
Find out: https://manflu.app/q/why-are-my-sinuses-full-of-gunk
Find out: https://manflu.app/q/why-are-my-sinuses-full-of-gunk
My recovery story will be told for generations. 📖👶
December 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My recovery story will be told for generations. 📖👶