malwhere bites
@malwherebit.me
she/it/puppy
lewds and lewd thoughts from the world’s most well-adjusted trans woman with good tits
literally a lesbian
don't be weird in my DMs or my mentions
lewds and lewd thoughts from the world’s most well-adjusted trans woman with good tits
literally a lesbian
don't be weird in my DMs or my mentions
Pinned
malwhere bites
@malwherebit.me
· Nov 16
it's a miracle i turned out normal
[⚠️ This user barks when you fuck it]
I'm so soft. literally what are you doing not grabbing my tits and making me squeal. You're wasting SO much time on not biting me with whatever bullshit you're doing right now. I'm a dog. Do I have to draw you a diagram or something
January 21, 2026 at 6:01 AM
I'm so soft. literally what are you doing not grabbing my tits and making me squeal. You're wasting SO much time on not biting me with whatever bullshit you're doing right now. I'm a dog. Do I have to draw you a diagram or something
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In the woods with Luck 🍀
January 17, 2026 at 9:20 PM
In the woods with Luck 🍀
you know what’s even hotter than being hurt by someone who’s on the other side of the country? It’s that they can leave *marks* on me from across the country
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
you know what’s even hotter than being hurt by someone who’s on the other side of the country? It’s that they can leave *marks* on me from across the country
oh no i got a pishock
January 15, 2026 at 9:43 AM
oh no i got a pishock
“oh mallory’s such a fucking sub” cool well I just bought a flogger, a rug beater, and a crop. yeah try to domme me. see how that goes for you
January 15, 2026 at 4:34 AM
“oh mallory’s such a fucking sub” cool well I just bought a flogger, a rug beater, and a crop. yeah try to domme me. see how that goes for you
This but in an orgasm-inducing way
from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee
January 13, 2026 at 6:41 AM
This but in an orgasm-inducing way
I’m like if a woman was a dog who could cum from being beaten
January 13, 2026 at 6:38 AM
I’m like if a woman was a dog who could cum from being beaten
instead of saying “fuck a duck” to express incredulity I am going to start saying “flog a dog”
January 12, 2026 at 6:43 AM
instead of saying “fuck a duck” to express incredulity I am going to start saying “flog a dog”
Sleep doctors should be able to prescribe Getting Beaten Until You Cry imo
January 12, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Sleep doctors should be able to prescribe Getting Beaten Until You Cry imo
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SOMEONE IS FUCKING MY DOG!!!!!!!!!!!
January 12, 2026 at 5:46 AM
SOMEONE IS FUCKING MY DOG!!!!!!!!!!!
I need to feel the sting of the cane on my flesh, the way it seems to slice into me, the way the neurons light up in shock and excitement, the absolute cruelty as I start to wail and my domme keeps going, the beautiful acceptance as I slump and struggle to get the words “please more” out of my mouth
January 12, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I need to feel the sting of the cane on my flesh, the way it seems to slice into me, the way the neurons light up in shock and excitement, the absolute cruelty as I start to wail and my domme keeps going, the beautiful acceptance as I slump and struggle to get the words “please more” out of my mouth
reminder: I can and will fucking dominate you if I sense you’re less than completely serious about dominating me
January 12, 2026 at 4:26 AM
reminder: I can and will fucking dominate you if I sense you’re less than completely serious about dominating me
need a femme to choke me and punch me and call me a pathetic fucking slut and fuck me until I pass out but alas: I am in fucking Colorado
January 12, 2026 at 3:15 AM
need a femme to choke me and punch me and call me a pathetic fucking slut and fuck me until I pass out but alas: I am in fucking Colorado
I'm now writing a long-form piece of smut about a sub corrupting a domme and it's going to be incredibly fucking hot y'all I can't wait to share it
January 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I'm now writing a long-form piece of smut about a sub corrupting a domme and it's going to be incredibly fucking hot y'all I can't wait to share it
having a normal! morning! on discord!
January 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
having a normal! morning! on discord!
you ever feel like the apocalypse is happening or imminent and you need a tall woman to backhand you in the face as hard as she can or maybe kill you, but then you go home and masturbate and it's just like. oh. I was just horny. that's what horny feels like sometimes now
January 7, 2026 at 9:12 AM
you ever feel like the apocalypse is happening or imminent and you need a tall woman to backhand you in the face as hard as she can or maybe kill you, but then you go home and masturbate and it's just like. oh. I was just horny. that's what horny feels like sometimes now
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I am not meant to "be in standup meetings" or "write performant and testable code" or "circle back." I was put on this earth to squirm and moan uncontrollably as fingers slide in and out of me
October 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I am not meant to "be in standup meetings" or "write performant and testable code" or "circle back." I was put on this earth to squirm and moan uncontrollably as fingers slide in and out of me
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this happens when you’re just a little apprentice and your mentors are leagues above your experience and skill, thus creating a problematic mage gap
wizard girls that beat you to death
January 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
this happens when you’re just a little apprentice and your mentors are leagues above your experience and skill, thus creating a problematic mage gap
I think, if we really try, we can all come together and remove the parts of my brain that are pretending to be a person so much of the time
January 7, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I think, if we really try, we can all come together and remove the parts of my brain that are pretending to be a person so much of the time
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i think some of yall heard "nsfw blog" and went like "ooh im gonna get to see her naked" SIKE you get to read about me being desperate for a Mommy
January 7, 2026 at 12:58 AM
i think some of yall heard "nsfw blog" and went like "ooh im gonna get to see her naked" SIKE you get to read about me being desperate for a Mommy
When I have a pussy I’m going to do that thing where I slide my lips along the length of a cock, slick and warm, grinding my clit against it
January 6, 2026 at 9:04 PM
When I have a pussy I’m going to do that thing where I slide my lips along the length of a cock, slick and warm, grinding my clit against it
she’s so real for this
need a woman who commands me to pathetically grind my hips into her while we're cuddling watching a movie for its entirety,, just humping her leg like a pathetic lil whimpering dog 😵💫
January 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
she’s so real for this
I meant to post this here ☹️
doing an impact scene where I’m getting beaten by someone in one of those fashy imperial mechsplo outfits and after they break me they scoff at how little pain I could take and they say “so much for the tolerant left”
January 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I meant to post this here ☹️
I’m embarking on a one-woman scientific study to see whether having a hot femme hurt these makes them grow any bigger
January 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I’m embarking on a one-woman scientific study to see whether having a hot femme hurt these makes them grow any bigger
We are once again at war for stupid and manufactured reasons but I just came from being fucked and bitten at the same time so it’s impossible to say if today’s bad or not
January 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
We are once again at war for stupid and manufactured reasons but I just came from being fucked and bitten at the same time so it’s impossible to say if today’s bad or not