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Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 4h

Noice! Thank you.

Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 4h

I mean jeez, is he 18 or 19? Get your act together whatisyouweisareneeded

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Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 4h

What is a bollard?

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Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 20h

You are doing fine. Just keep being 39. Noone will notice.

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Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 1d

If I am offered the Titans hc job. I will take it. Super cheap. I was a restaurant manager. If I can handle 75 servers and kitchen bros I can handle the HC job. Someone let them know.
Super cheap.
Like, surprisingly cheap.
#TITANS

Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 1d

We will either get "the next generation" or "the college years"

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Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 1d

Theyll split the last season and season "6" will come out in 2032. Just in time for the edgy reboot.

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Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 2d

Is that actual height or billed height?

Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 2d

This is hellraiser 3.

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Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 2d

He fell in 93!

Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 3d

You just watched The Gate.
You had a whole box of barbies to "The Gate" their peepers.

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Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 5d

You talked to 15 different people. THAT is incredible. Those all look great!

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Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 5d

Large Galacti and skateboards!! Excellent merch opportunities!

Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 5d

Ghosts with a pulse indicate that there is ghost blood

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Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 6d

Got it or whatever

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Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 6d

I also enjoyed the first 3!
I wouldn't be mad about a number 6.

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Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 7d

Scared the crap out of me as a kid. My son was 7 when he watched it with me. He thought it was fun. Also They should bring back crimpers.

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Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 7d

I've learned alot about British popculture from you.

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Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 8d

Watched I'm Haunted 4 and 5. I enjoyed them.

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Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 9d

Should be at work.

Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 9d

Astronauts are famously normal people. I think she meant to say she has no life and work keeps her from becoming a bank robber.

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Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 10d

Outside or the ice cream?

Pizza, at least 30% of the time the answer is pizza!

Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 10d

Ice cream. At least 30% of the time the answer is ice cream.

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Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 11d

I mean sure. But what about my fear-mongering?

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Majorshrug @majorshrug.bsky.social · 12d

Yeah man, look at the statistics on how many people die from speed bumps. Not from speed, but from ambulances having to slow down to get over them. You'll never want those devils door stops anywhere near your family!

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