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Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾

@majiman.bsky.social

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I'm a super-being from Planet Rhodhon who's come to earth to make content for you! I play games and such. Any game you can think of. Here's where else you can find me: https://allmylinks.com/majimanvt

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Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · Aug 15

NEW STREAM SCHEDULE!!

Upcoming series;
-Every insomniac spiderman🕸
-Every Halo game👾
-More Tekken🥊
-Lego games🕹
-Hades⚔️
-Random games & one offs🎮

AND MORE!!!
Don't miss it, follow my twitch www.twitch.tv/maji_man
AND go subscribe to my YouTube www.youtube.com/channel/UCsw...

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Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 4h

While I don't understand the significance of "milk", that's actually a pretty cool shirt and I kinda want one

Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 8h

This is my fourth time making content online, and honestly, its not hard. Like, at all. Basic editing is easy. Coming up with ideas is easy, especially since everyone always does the same thing. There's no excuse to leave comments like that with no content to your name. Jealousy is an ugly emotion

Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 18h

I get comments like that occasionally, and its always from people who have made absolutely zilch themselves. Like, actually zero content whatsoever. Zero creative attempt at anything. So their own logic applies to them too.

Good luck with your bi-yearly vid of you playing roblox in silence, mate 😘👊

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Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 20h

Last time I went out to buy games, I walked into the shop with 50 quid and left with six new games. Got persona 3 reload for 18 pounds. Got Shrek the third on the xbox360 for three. Why more people don't buy games from shops like that, I do not know

Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 20h

Doug Bowser, the CEO of EA, or any of those guys don't give a flying fuck about your opinion

They don't even know you HAVE an opinion

Think their game is "too woke"? Think the graphics are shit? Your little tweets and videos are in a big pile by the door in their $50mil mansion

Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 20h

I have some amazing advice for gamers

Put down your phones, turn off your computers, find your front door, walk your bitch ass through it, smell the fresh air for the first time since 2008, and DON'T BUY GAMES YOU DON'T LIKE. So fucking simple

Pathetic, unshowered losers, I stg

Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 20h

Dude. Seriously. I buy old games from a second hand store local to me because I don't enjoy most modern games. The CEOs of gaming companies don't know or care about your opinion, the only thing they see are their revenue charts. Wanna get their attention? Wanna make a change? Stop buying the games

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Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 20h

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Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 4d

Just walk through the front door like "Honeyyy! I'm not married!"

a cartoon character with the words i miss my wife tails

ALT: a cartoon character with the words i miss my wife tails

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Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 4d

The titles you get are like, the best part of being a Vtuber

Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 4d

This was me when I open my bedroom door at 4:16 AM to go to the kitchen and absolutely devour a sandwich as high as my face is long because I'm so hungry after training the previous night

Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 6d

I have memories from summer evenings in 2004 that look exactly like this in my brain

Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 6d

Why is this on someone's Rugby feed?? 😂 Someone sort out the algorithm, please

Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 6d

Somebody: "I believe in human rights"

Some 19 year old somewhere celebrating his 4th year running without a shower:

Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 6d

By the way, this isn't a boomer thing.

Most of the people I see doing this shit are like, 16-26 years old.

Its the "I don't have the guts to say my real opinion so I'm going to brazenly illude to it, then accuse you of being bigoted for calling me out" flavour of bigotry

Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 6d

When people say shit like "kill all blacks" or "usual suspects" and then swear up and down they're not racist, they're fully aware that they are.

They just want to erase the definition of racism so that their disgusting views are considered normal. Classic subtle manipulation

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Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 6d

I have a folder full of pictures I respond to hate comments with, none of which are remotely serious.

This one is going straight in there (if that's allowed)

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Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 7d

Welp, while I'm all laid up in bed sick as a wet bag of cats, I might as well play through Halo 3 again.

Coming to stream soon 🎮

Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 7d

Yknow, they say the radiation is a great substitute for probiotic yogurt if you're lactose intolerant. Really gets things moving and clears you right out.

Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 8d

The fact that its that shade of yellow will haunt my dreams tonight

Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 8d

I'm only in my mid 20s and I stg I feel like I'm staring down a boss in a game that I just cannot be fucked with when I realize I've got decades more of this shit if nothing does me the solid of finishing me off earlier

Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 8d

The only thing worse than The Mondays is the Monday Multipliers, where each Monday is 2x as bad as the last one

Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 9d

Pro tip for women who think all men are evil and can't find a good guy;

Stop. Rewarding. Bad. Behaviour. The local drug addict isn't gonna put you first. The convicted sex offender won't respect your boundaries. Guys like that don't make good partners, much less parents

Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 11d

Yknow, I'm enjoying this silly little newspaper comic strip version of your character

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Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 13d

I wasn't expecting much when I became a vtuber, but the sheer number of people I've met in this scene who are beat-for-beat exactly the fucking same level of fake as everyone else I walked away from is indescribable.

Fucking sort your lives out, this is beyond pathetic.

Maji Man (Martyr Vtuber)👾 @majiman.bsky.social · 16d

One of the worst things I've ever done is walking up to my buddy while he was talking to his crush and said "btw he has a crush on you and won't stop bothering me about it".

He never stopped hating me, but got a different girlfriend soon after. Worth it.