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🔞Maikeru The Noodle

@maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social

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Heya! welcome to my wandering apartment building! My name is Maikeru and I am THE Lamia Voretuber! I like souls games just a little too much. My appetite is insatiable, my stomach is BOTTOMLESS and I probably ate your friends. You're next~ 18+MINORS DNI

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🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · Jul 12

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I do audio commisions! voice acting and a small amount of sound design!
I can dub your comics voice over your animations or read a script given to me! sounds included free of charge!
don't have a script? no problem! for a flat 10 USD I can make 2 minutes of audio!
#vore

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Malthias @malthiasthefen.bsky.social · 14h

Cw: #vore #cockvore
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After getting settled from my move I found a snek at first it looked smaller than it did & then it just kept growing turns out it was @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social who as I was trying to get leave, picked me up & stuffed me into their cock & churned me in their balls

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🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · 14h

not a massive fan of endo HOWEVER i can always get behind stuff like this~ my belly button is very similar to a void like this~

🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · 14h

mmgh~ lovely bit of extra nutfat~

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🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · 2d

Mmmmgh~ last night I raided my new neighbors room and stuffed 2 of em in my balls and the other 2 in my boy tits. Woke up to them both being nothing but sloshing cumslop and bones in my nuts and a few cup sizes to my boy booba~ nice thing ti wake up to~

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🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · 1d

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LIVE WITH BARONY!

Dungeon crawling goobers die in a car crash asmr while tax evading gone wild gone sexual gone wrong

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🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · 1d

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LIVE WITH BARONY!

Dungeon crawling goobers die in a car crash asmr while tax evading gone wild gone sexual gone wrong

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🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · 2d

Cant leave such a filling meal out and NOT eat it the second you see it~

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🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · 2d

Then time for you go be sent to where all delicious fatties end up~ my boiling cauldron of a stomach~

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🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · 2d

Oh good I just woke up and breakfast is looking deliciously plump~

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Bodacious T @tierynbe.bsky.social · 3d

Yearly reminder that fuck this guy

Frames from The Good Place where Janet says "fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide"

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🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · 4d

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LIVE WITH CARRION!

EMERGENCY ALERT! SCP 0808 HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT AND HAS CONSUMED ALL D CLASS PERSONAL! HE IS NOT STOPPING! READY THE NUCLEAR PAYLOAD!

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🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · 5d

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LIVE WITH LEGO LORD OF THE RINGS!

you have my sword and you have my bow and you have my jaws and you have my belly and you have my belches and you have my dark magic and you have my ring and you have my tungsten cube. AND MY AXE!

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🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · 6d

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LIVE WITH ELDEN VINS NIGHTREIGN!

finally a new update! this is what nightreign should have been. lets see if the new bosses and nightlords at their peak taste like~ playing with random characters btw~

🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · 7d

You too~ in~ now~

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🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · 7d

take your pick~ put yourself on my balls or gut~

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🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · 11d

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LIVE WITH CARRION!

URGENT NOTICE! SCP007 HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT AND IS CONSUMING EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH!

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🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · 11d

glad to be there~

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donk @donkdonknever.bsky.social · Sep 13

remember

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🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · 12d

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LIVE WITH LEGO LORD OF THE RINGS!

if I stuff my balls with mithril does that mean I just cast greater tungsten balls on myself? and does that mean my cream is part mithril? I think it does~

🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · 12d

Not even fat just gotta stuff people into my tits~

🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · 12d

YOU only gotta die 20 times~

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🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · 12d

Want to be number 21~ hehehe~

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🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · 12d

I think today is a boybooba day. rate my morning fit (it cost 20 lives to get this pic. 10 per tit)

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🔞Maikeru The Noodle @maikeruthenoodle.bsky.social · 16d

we love therapists that support our fetishes :3