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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 15h
Someone should give Trump a set of LEGOs before he makes the Capitol look like his grandfather's bordello.
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 17h
How did Trump get in the White House. He should be in Assisted Living.
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 1d
Pete Hegseth's plane made an unscheduled landing so that he could make a run to the liquor store.
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 1d
Trump was blessed with big ankles instead of a big brain, so he runs his big mouth to compensate.
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 1d
Maybe Cory Mills was angry when his girlfriend turned out to be a woman.
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 1d
Mike Johnson looks like he was a very close friend of George Santos.
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d
Where are they going to find any AI geeks who have enough experience with sex to code it?
OpenAI Ethics
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d
The Republican Party is comprised of the rich, the not-so-bright, and pedophiles. Some of them may be in more than one category.
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d
Trump's Agriculture Department is trying to develop a coffee substitute from soybeans.
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d
Trump golfed on both weekends during the government shutdown. He had to because he had already filled in the scorecards.
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 2d
With no money, Alex Jones will never be able to pick up young women again.
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 3d
"Daddy, can I be in the Trump Administration when I grow up?"
"Son, you can't do both."
Mike Johnson
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 3d
Mike Johnson was found hiding behind a polyp when Trump had his colonoscopy
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 3d
My latest idea for a country song: "If Trump can get into Heaven, I wouldn't be caught dead there"
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 4d
I just got an unsolicited at-home medical test kit from my Medicare Insurance Company which means that a Senior Executive at my Medicare Insurance Company has a brother-in-law who now works for an at-home medical testing company.
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 4d
Be aware that RFK Jr. claims to have only been addicted to heroin for 14 years and yet his brain still doesn't function after all that time being clean.
CDC Layoffs
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 4d
He cheats on the test.
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 4d
The above photo shows the Secretary of HHS trying to remember his name.
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 4d
Trump polling numbers in low 40s along with his IQ.
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 4d
You violate a law. You commit a crime. Not a good reference for Yale Law School.
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 4d
JD Vance is known to his friends as Just Dumb.
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 4d
Trump is going to Egypt to purchase a pyramid to move to Arizona. At his age and health status, he wants to diversify his god options.
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 4d
Didn't Trump just blame the Biden Administration for Ivanka's divorcing him?
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 4d
Amazon will soon release a Melania documentary. It will be the first video ever of her with clothes on.
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magasforever @magasfprever.bsky.social · 5d
Trump held back tears as he said that he's ended several wars and stopped many dog and cat fights.