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Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️

@madredechats22.bsky.social

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I grew up on MST3K and Weird Al; I don't take much seriously. Bi autistic catmom/casual wrestling fan here for good vibes. Really glad Ashley won #bb27. Currently watching Andor ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎🩷🤍🩵 Please try to enjoy each fact equally.

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Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · Aug 31

Damn I forgot about this picture I took two years ago. I really like it.

A sunflower surrounded by bubbles on a sunny day

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Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 1h

Yes the moisturizer is about all I can handle.

Why can't we have a device that does our makeup for us? 😂 I thought we would have that kind of shit by now. The future sucks lol

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Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 1h

I love the way I look with makeup on but I don't like all the work that goes into putting it on and taking it off. I've never done it every day but I used to for special occasions. Now I can't even be bothered. 😅

At least my nails are always cute lol

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Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 2h

(Kid scheduled off at 1230)

Kid at 2350: I think we're done.
Me: Okay I'm on my way.
*20 mins later*
Me: I'm here.
Kid: I'm sorry we aren't done yet.

(The employee pick-up is 15 mins from where she's stationed)

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Next time I'm not leaving until she actually clocks out. Fucking bullshit.

Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 7h

I miss having a leader who could walk down a flight of stairs.

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Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 7h

Hello yes I understand why Andor S2E9 won the Emmy for best writing because damn. She said that shit.

a woman in a blue jacket is standing in front of a podium with a star wars logo on it

Alt: Mon Mothma speaking at the Senate in Andor

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Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 10h

I met her when I was pretty young. I can't remember what project she was working on but my dad was a producer for The Family Channel at the time. I don't recall any details except that she was really sweet to me. She seemed to live a pretty cool life.

The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 10h

Lockhart, a veteran performer unafraid of poking fun at her own matronly image, was 100. www.avclub.com/june-lockhar...

R.I.P. June Lockhart, iconic TV mom from Lost In Space and Lassie

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Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 12h

Omg her voice is beautiful. I need everything she has ever sung on a playlist immediately.

Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 13h

Asuka is art and beauty and talent and soul.

Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 1d

Bluesky loves #fieldsfamily content

Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 1d

Damn Andor S2e8 fucked me up bad...as soon as they started singing I teared up because I knew what was coming next. Damn damn damn.

Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 1d

I think it's the entitlement mixed with willful ignorance that makes them so insufferable. Like I dunno get over yourself, develop an actual personality, and put in some effort...then women won't be sick of your ass. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 1d

Men are fucking exhausting. 🙄

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Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 1d

I am so done with this shit.

Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 1d

I just watched this week's #tar38 and I'm so proud to be a Pizzy fan. 🥹 Best and most entertaining team on the show by far.

Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 1d

Hangman, Toni, and Willow are my faves! These are awesome!

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ana street rat @uldahstreetrat.bsky.social · 2d

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

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Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 2d

Lol...yeah I was gonna be an English major/history minor and I dropped the minor when I transferred because I just wanted to be done with it.

They literally tried to get me to stay an extra quarter so my GPA could be considered summa cum laude. I did not care. 😂

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Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 2d

You may want to look into your state's DoE requirements. I only had an English degree and when I decided I wanted to be a teacher three years after graduating, I was able to get hired on a provisional license and was given 3 years to take 5 education courses and 2 tests, the Praxis being one.

Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 2d

Oh shit I was an English major as well 😳

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Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 2d

And I'm assuming you don't have any recourse due to the advisor misleading you. Can you go to a dean or someone in a position of authority and be like "Hey what the HELL I followed my advisor's instructions, why am I getting punished for it?"

Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 2d

I'm so sorry. That shit is insanely frustrating. When I transferred, a bunch of my credits didn't count for anything, and then I had to take other classes to satisfy their requirements. I ended up graduating about a year after I should have with way more credit hours than needed. 🙄

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Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 2d

YES. I read an article about her latest album, and the writer was like...nothing about her music seems authentic because she doesn't experience life the same way her listeners do. 35 yo billionaire acting like she's still such a smol bean. 🙄

Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 2d

As a former English teacher, I've never cared for people calling her that.

However, I am thrilled that she's making it far more obvious how shallow and shitty she actually is. 😂

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 2d

The dialogue is a whole other thing but the bit about "fuck you shoot me I'll die for this shit" and the reaction is the crux here, from Gandhi's time on down, no authoritarian in history ever knows how to respond to this and it's why it beats them whenever deployed

Blasphemous Jones @blasphemousjones.bsky.social · 4d

"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."

Source:
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Dani, Madre de Chats 😺🗝️ @madredechats22.bsky.social · 2d

Happy birthday to one of the best people on the planet, @alyankovic.bsky.social - They say never meet your heroes, but he's definitely an exception! So funny and sweet.

(Also, this is the first year I've realized my niece shares a birthday with him! She turns 4 today. 🥹)

Me with Weird Al during a meet and greet at Richmond GalaxyCon in March 2025