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38. 🔞 MINORS DNI. 🌈🍖Fannibal🤡. Animal lover. Cat mom. AuDHD. Also actually a cat. Will Graham's brat sister. I eat the rude. #RenewHannibal

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Hatter 🇪🇺 🍁🍂 RDC8 🦌🫀🔪 @madhatter8725.bsky.social · 3d

A little louder for all the doctors pretending not to hear at the back

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 3d

I should not have to reach crisis for you to believe my distress

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 3d

>>Satire

Patient Excited To Find Out Doctor Has Finally Found A New Way To Dismiss Her Symptoms

[woman talking to her doctors]

MyBodyIsTryingTokillMe.com

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · Aug 16

"Wow! Look at that gigantic medical binder you brought with you!", says the grimacing nurse who wishes you'd die so she wouldn't have to ever see your medical binder again.

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Hatter 🇪🇺 🍁🍂 RDC8 🦌🫀🔪 @madhatter8725.bsky.social · 9d

Congratulations, you can be so proud of yourself, hun! It's a well-deserved pumpkin (Hello Walter 🥰) ❤️

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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 10d

We decided the word for arranging Halloween skeletons into various scenes in the front yard is “Necroscaping”

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Hatter 🇪🇺 🍁🍂 RDC8 🦌🫀🔪 @madhatter8725.bsky.social · 9d

Same. I'm devastated 😔🫂

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 10d

The great actress Diane Keaton has left us at the age of 79. Too soon to say good-bye to the woman who made us smile at the quirky Annie Hall, and who broke our hearts in Reds. Your charm and talent will be sorely missed.

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 10d

THEM: Are you okay?

ME: Yeah, but change the topic before my body figures it out

*a flare has entered the chat*

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 10d

My bodyj just be shuffling through different annoying symptoms like a playlist

MyBodylSsTryingTokilMe.com

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Evalie, HughDancyAdmirer, RDC8 @evalie3689.bsky.social · 12d

I have learned that someone going by the handle Barry Gratitude and/or KJ Walker on the Hannibal TV subreddit (and who knows where else) is claiming to own Hannibal props and is selling them, except I OWN THREE OF THE ITEMS he claims he has. Be aware of the scammer! #Hannibal

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 12d

My digestive system tolerates a lot, just not food.

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 16d

Doctor: What triggers your symptoms
Me: Breathing

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 17d

Doctor: What brings you here today?
Me, having a bad brain fog day: Bold of you to assume I remember.

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 16d

The only thing I did was try to exist and my body was like 'um. no. '

MyBodylsTryingTokillMe.com

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 18d

Me: I'm going out
Chronic Illness: Let me get my coat

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29d

I think I speak for everyone with chronic illness when I say "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29d

Crutches&SpookySpice

Reminder: seasonal changes make disabled people feel like shit. It has to do with the the barometric changes. Or we're witches. We'll never say

@DearFibromyalgia/beth

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29d

BREAKING: Incomprehensible Shouting Named Official U.S. Language

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · Sep 20

when you're already struggling to cope with your illness and start having new symptoms [Michael Scott: [softly] Don't]

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Hatter 🇪🇺 🍁🍂 RDC8 🦌🫀🔪 @madhatter8725.bsky.social · Sep 21

I'm so sorry for your loss,I hope his passing was as peaceful as possible.Sending you the strength to go thru the next few days,hoping u'll be able to focus on urself and ur health afterwards as best u can while dealing w/ the feelings accompanying your father's absence.Sending you much love,sweetie

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · Sep 17

When you're in sensory overload and nobody will leave you alone... murder is okay.

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Hatter 🇪🇺 🍁🍂 RDC8 🦌🫀🔪 @madhatter8725.bsky.social · Sep 17

ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE RUDE

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · Sep 17

geeksteven

If you can't eat a a varied diet diet to get the nutrients you need you can find someone who did and eat them

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Hatter 🇪🇺 🍁🍂 RDC8 🦌🫀🔪 @madhatter8725.bsky.social · Sep 15

I'm so sorry Amanda, those are truly rough times. I hope you're not alone in this and that you have other people with you who can take over regularly so you can also look after yourself. Sending you hugs and much love.

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · Mar 7

Nobody sighs louder than an uninterested doctor asked to run a few tests.

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · Sep 12

the never ending story dragon, crying, with kid on top of him with note that says 'labs look great'

The Never Ending Health Nightmare

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