“Mad Cat” Cattis
@madcatcattis.bsky.social
“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to attack everyone that walks into the living room.”—General “Mad Cat” Cattis
#CatWorldDomination
Likes: Hashtag games, naps, chicken, Criminal Minds
Dislikes: Carriers, people that try to put me in carriers
#CatWorldDomination
Likes: Hashtag games, naps, chicken, Criminal Minds
Dislikes: Carriers, people that try to put me in carriers
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Being kind always matters.
#TheMeaningOfLifeIn4Words
(This is my pinned post on Twitter and since I still completely believe this, it will be pinned here as well.)
#TheMeaningOfLifeIn4Words
(This is my pinned post on Twitter and since I still completely believe this, it will be pinned here as well.)
Do you know how much body heat people lose through the head? We're going to have to start sleeping on the human's head to keep them warm. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone needing a warm hug for a chilly #Caturday night...✨
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Do you know how much body heat people lose through the head? We're going to have to start sleeping on the human's head to keep them warm. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone needing a warm hug for a chilly #Caturday night...✨
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
Mira was abandoned in our parking lot as an old kitty with bad teeth. The human brought her in to spend her final years as the beloved grandma of Fort Cattis. The love and devotion of a senior pet is the very best gift you can give yourself this #Christmas 🐾
#AdoptASeniorPetMonth #Caturday
#AdoptASeniorPetMonth #Caturday
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Mira was abandoned in our parking lot as an old kitty with bad teeth. The human brought her in to spend her final years as the beloved grandma of Fort Cattis. The love and devotion of a senior pet is the very best gift you can give yourself this #Christmas 🐾
#AdoptASeniorPetMonth #Caturday
#AdoptASeniorPetMonth #Caturday
It's a chilly evening here at Fort Cattis, so everyone is staking out their favorite warm nighttime napping places. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who finds the holidays difficult for whatever reason and to anyone who wishes humans could hibernate thru the winter...
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It's a chilly evening here at Fort Cattis, so everyone is staking out their favorite warm nighttime napping places. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who finds the holidays difficult for whatever reason and to anyone who wishes humans could hibernate thru the winter...
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
The human is done with today's drama, so we're all turning in early. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's lonely or sad this evening and to anyone else hoping for a drama-free close to 2025. (Hey, we can dream...)
#Thanksgiving🦃 #CatsOfBluesky
#Thanksgiving🦃 #CatsOfBluesky
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The human is done with today's drama, so we're all turning in early. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's lonely or sad this evening and to anyone else hoping for a drama-free close to 2025. (Hey, we can dream...)
#Thanksgiving🦃 #CatsOfBluesky
#Thanksgiving🦃 #CatsOfBluesky
Happy #Thanksgiving🦃 to everyone at Bluesky! We're using this pic because this is the human's exact expression when someone takes too many deviled eggs or too much of the mashed potatoes. (They can have more of that questionable green bean casserole...)
#ThanksgivingDay #CatsOfBluesky
#ThanksgivingDay #CatsOfBluesky
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Happy #Thanksgiving🦃 to everyone at Bluesky! We're using this pic because this is the human's exact expression when someone takes too many deviled eggs or too much of the mashed potatoes. (They can have more of that questionable green bean casserole...)
#ThanksgivingDay #CatsOfBluesky
#ThanksgivingDay #CatsOfBluesky
We couldn't decide if people needed to hug a cat or be hugged by a cat this evening, so we chose a pic that was both. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's tired of bad news and anyone who's looking forward to a turkey coma...🦃
(Art by Renoir & Fat Cat Art)
#CatsOfBluesky #Thanksgiving🦃
(Art by Renoir & Fat Cat Art)
#CatsOfBluesky #Thanksgiving🦃
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
We couldn't decide if people needed to hug a cat or be hugged by a cat this evening, so we chose a pic that was both. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's tired of bad news and anyone who's looking forward to a turkey coma...🦃
(Art by Renoir & Fat Cat Art)
#CatsOfBluesky #Thanksgiving🦃
(Art by Renoir & Fat Cat Art)
#CatsOfBluesky #Thanksgiving🦃
The human said we won't be moving the recliner because it has too much "feline-inflicted damage." We're appalled at this baseless accusation. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling anxious or sad and anyone wrongly accused of damaging chairs...🙀
(Art by Vanessa Stockard)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Vanessa Stockard)
#CatsOfBluesky
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The human said we won't be moving the recliner because it has too much "feline-inflicted damage." We're appalled at this baseless accusation. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling anxious or sad and anyone wrongly accused of damaging chairs...🙀
(Art by Vanessa Stockard)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Vanessa Stockard)
#CatsOfBluesky
The human is stressed, so we tried to get them to meditate. They decided to drink coffee instead. (That didn't seem to help their stress for some reason.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's feeling stressed this evening and anyone already tired of #Christmas music 🎶
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The human is stressed, so we tried to get them to meditate. They decided to drink coffee instead. (That didn't seem to help their stress for some reason.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's feeling stressed this evening and anyone already tired of #Christmas music 🎶
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
A friend took the human to dinner. They brought home a doggy bag, but won't share it. What's the problem? Are they waiting for a dog to stop by? Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that needs one for #Monday and anyone disappointed in people that won't share their leftovers...
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
A friend took the human to dinner. They brought home a doggy bag, but won't share it. What's the problem? Are they waiting for a dog to stop by? Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that needs one for #Monday and anyone disappointed in people that won't share their leftovers...
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
The human is tired because they stayed up too late doing ridiculous human things. We have to get them into bed so we can wake them for the 4am PT run through the apartment. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's had a difficult week...💖
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The human is tired because they stayed up too late doing ridiculous human things. We have to get them into bed so we can wake them for the 4am PT run through the apartment. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's had a difficult week...💖
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
River, 14, the Most Chill Cat in the World, wants everyone to know that in this chaotic world, adopting a senior pet guarantees you always have a calm best friend who loves you waiting at home at the end of each day...❤️
#Caturday #AdoptASeniorPetMonth
#Caturday #AdoptASeniorPetMonth
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
River, 14, the Most Chill Cat in the World, wants everyone to know that in this chaotic world, adopting a senior pet guarantees you always have a calm best friend who loves you waiting at home at the end of each day...❤️
#Caturday #AdoptASeniorPetMonth
#Caturday #AdoptASeniorPetMonth
The human tried to clean today.
We tried to help.
They said they didn't need that kind of help.
They are so ungrateful.
Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who feels unappreciated and anyone who'd like us to come over to help clean...🧹
(Art by Louis Wain)
#CatsOfBluesky #Caturday
We tried to help.
They said they didn't need that kind of help.
They are so ungrateful.
Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who feels unappreciated and anyone who'd like us to come over to help clean...🧹
(Art by Louis Wain)
#CatsOfBluesky #Caturday
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The human tried to clean today.
We tried to help.
They said they didn't need that kind of help.
They are so ungrateful.
Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who feels unappreciated and anyone who'd like us to come over to help clean...🧹
(Art by Louis Wain)
#CatsOfBluesky #Caturday
We tried to help.
They said they didn't need that kind of help.
They are so ungrateful.
Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who feels unappreciated and anyone who'd like us to come over to help clean...🧹
(Art by Louis Wain)
#CatsOfBluesky #Caturday
The human is irritated with the phone again. They were grumbling about apps designed by idiots and then we stopped listening because it wasn't about us. Our goodnight hugs go out to anyone irritated about anything and everyone that thinks cats are more interesting than apps...📱
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The human is irritated with the phone again. They were grumbling about apps designed by idiots and then we stopped listening because it wasn't about us. Our goodnight hugs go out to anyone irritated about anything and everyone that thinks cats are more interesting than apps...📱
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
Today we watched from the kitchen as flocks of birds flew overhead, headed south for the winter. In the spring, we'll watch them return from our new sunroom. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone missing someone tonight or anyone just needing a hug...💕
(Art by Vladimir Rumyantsev)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Vladimir Rumyantsev)
#CatsOfBluesky
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Today we watched from the kitchen as flocks of birds flew overhead, headed south for the winter. In the spring, we'll watch them return from our new sunroom. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone missing someone tonight or anyone just needing a hug...💕
(Art by Vladimir Rumyantsev)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Vladimir Rumyantsev)
#CatsOfBluesky
The human has to be up early again tomorrow, so we're all setting our clocks to be up and wide awake 30 minutes before their alarm goes off. (We're helpful like that.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's tired and wishes they could sleep in tomorrow...💤
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The human has to be up early again tomorrow, so we're all setting our clocks to be up and wide awake 30 minutes before their alarm goes off. (We're helpful like that.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who's tired and wishes they could sleep in tomorrow...💤
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
The human has spent the day cursing at drill bits because they don't have what they need to fix the doors at the new Fort Cattis. (We're putting them to bed before they have a stroke.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that doesn't have what they need to get something done...
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The human has spent the day cursing at drill bits because they don't have what they need to fix the doors at the new Fort Cattis. (We're putting them to bed before they have a stroke.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that doesn't have what they need to get something done...
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
The human is tired from a long day of work at the new Fort Cattis, so we're trying to stay still as they finish the cat chores for the evening. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who needs one for #Monday and to anyone else who agrees all weekends should be three days long...
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The human is tired from a long day of work at the new Fort Cattis, so we're trying to stay still as they finish the cat chores for the evening. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who needs one for #Monday and to anyone else who agrees all weekends should be three days long...
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
The human is getting up early to go do work on our new fort, so we're all settling into bed. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling lonely tonight and to anyone that thinks a quiet evening with a good book or movie is the purrfect way to spend #Caturday night...📚
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The human is getting up early to go do work on our new fort, so we're all settling into bed. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling lonely tonight and to anyone that thinks a quiet evening with a good book or movie is the purrfect way to spend #Caturday night...📚
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
Simon, 14, doesn't understand why older pets aren't more in demand. They can be as playful as younger ones, yet be ready to cuddle up for a long snooze at bedtime. And, most importantly, they have years of experience in the art of friendship...❤️
#AdoptASeniorPetMonth
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
#AdoptASeniorPetMonth
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Simon, 14, doesn't understand why older pets aren't more in demand. They can be as playful as younger ones, yet be ready to cuddle up for a long snooze at bedtime. And, most importantly, they have years of experience in the art of friendship...❤️
#AdoptASeniorPetMonth
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
#AdoptASeniorPetMonth
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
It's been a stressful week at Fort Cattis, so we're all peacefully meditating on the sunroom we'll have at our new base before bedtime. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling overwhelmed or burned out and to anyone else who likes napping in the sun...🌞
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
It's been a stressful week at Fort Cattis, so we're all peacefully meditating on the sunroom we'll have at our new base before bedtime. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone feeling overwhelmed or burned out and to anyone else who likes napping in the sun...🌞
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
Four days ago, none of us wanted to be near the windows because it was cold, but now it's warm & we want the human to open them. (We're cats--it's our job description to change our minds.) We're sending out goodnight hugs to everyone that's had a hard week and could use a hug 💖
(Art by Fred Jones)
(Art by Fred Jones)
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Four days ago, none of us wanted to be near the windows because it was cold, but now it's warm & we want the human to open them. (We're cats--it's our job description to change our minds.) We're sending out goodnight hugs to everyone that's had a hard week and could use a hug 💖
(Art by Fred Jones)
(Art by Fred Jones)
The phone is acting up. That makes the human irritable, which makes us irritable. We quickly send out our goodnight hugs to anyone who is irritated or anxious for any reason and to everyone who wishes technology could be repaired with harsh language and a death stare...
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The phone is acting up. That makes the human irritable, which makes us irritable. We quickly send out our goodnight hugs to anyone who is irritated or anxious for any reason and to everyone who wishes technology could be repaired with harsh language and a death stare...
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
The human threw away lots of bags today, saying it was all trash. However, we disagreed with them--those bags were full of old receipts & papers we could have played with for days. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who knows that one person's trash is another cat's treasure...
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The human threw away lots of bags today, saying it was all trash. However, we disagreed with them--those bags were full of old receipts & papers we could have played with for days. Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone who knows that one person's trash is another cat's treasure...
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
Since the human has been sick, the laundry has piled up. We'd offer to help, but that not having thumbs thing makes it difficult. (It's the thought that counts.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that's behind on their laundry or any other domestic duty--you're not alone...🧺
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Since the human has been sick, the laundry has piled up. We'd offer to help, but that not having thumbs thing makes it difficult. (It's the thought that counts.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone that's behind on their laundry or any other domestic duty--you're not alone...🧺
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
The human is wondering if they should drag their coat out. It's cold now, but will be in the 70's again by Thursday. (We felines are so glad we carry out coats with us year round.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone needing a hug for the new week...💕
(Art by Arthur Heyer)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Arthur Heyer)
#CatsOfBluesky
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The human is wondering if they should drag their coat out. It's cold now, but will be in the 70's again by Thursday. (We felines are so glad we carry out coats with us year round.) Our goodnight hugs go out to everyone needing a hug for the new week...💕
(Art by Arthur Heyer)
#CatsOfBluesky
(Art by Arthur Heyer)
#CatsOfBluesky