Matthyule
@madaram.bsky.social
Your least favourite faggot’s least favourite faggot. Horror slut, music slut, slut slut. Liverpool. He/Him. 🏳️⚧️ 🍉
My motivation in December is out of the window. I really don’t know what to do about it? Part of me is just like, take it easy? Kick back into full gear January?
December 9, 2025 at 7:51 AM
My motivation in December is out of the window. I really don’t know what to do about it? Part of me is just like, take it easy? Kick back into full gear January?
3 hours of sleep before starting a marathon 8 days of shifts at work? What could possibly go wrong?
December 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
3 hours of sleep before starting a marathon 8 days of shifts at work? What could possibly go wrong?
My chicken cutting skills need work, but honestly this is perfect. I’m single, boys.
December 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My chicken cutting skills need work, but honestly this is perfect. I’m single, boys.
Are they the most perfect carrots and parsnips? The perfectly caramelised honey says yes, my modesty says maybe.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Are they the most perfect carrots and parsnips? The perfectly caramelised honey says yes, my modesty says maybe.
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hot dudes are nice to retail and restaurant workers. pass it on
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
hot dudes are nice to retail and restaurant workers. pass it on
I’m roasting myself a four person chicken and opening a bottle of red wine. I’ll not be taking questions at this time.
December 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’m roasting myself a four person chicken and opening a bottle of red wine. I’ll not be taking questions at this time.
Today’s Sunday mood board is depressed and horny.
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Today’s Sunday mood board is depressed and horny.
I knew there was a reason I bought new briefs
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I knew there was a reason I bought new briefs
I may have gone slightly overboard on the size of my tree compared to how many decorations I have
December 7, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I may have gone slightly overboard on the size of my tree compared to how many decorations I have
So are ‘saves’ just when you’re added to a wank bank?
December 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
So are ‘saves’ just when you’re added to a wank bank?
A girl in work asked me if I went to her uni today. I had to explain that I left uni almost 20 years ago. I’ll be dining out on that for a while though.
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
A girl in work asked me if I went to her uni today. I had to explain that I left uni almost 20 years ago. I’ll be dining out on that for a while though.
In the latest in a series of little treats to help me get through life, I present to you…
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 AM
In the latest in a series of little treats to help me get through life, I present to you…
Merry Christmas, yo!
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Merry Christmas, yo!
I cracked and bought a Christmas tree and a bottle of gin
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I cracked and bought a Christmas tree and a bottle of gin
Oh 5k followers. What should I post?
December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Oh 5k followers. What should I post?
Anyone who is fine with this isn’t fine with me. Eurovision is helping cleanse Israel’s image and just like the gays swarming to Tel Aviv pride you’re all fucking complicit.
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Anyone who is fine with this isn’t fine with me. Eurovision is helping cleanse Israel’s image and just like the gays swarming to Tel Aviv pride you’re all fucking complicit.
Ok one plus side of my job is I’ve now been hit up multiple times on Grindr by gays who’ve come into my shop and want to fuck me.
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Ok one plus side of my job is I’ve now been hit up multiple times on Grindr by gays who’ve come into my shop and want to fuck me.
It’s officially so cold that I can’t get out of bed again.
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 AM
It’s officially so cold that I can’t get out of bed again.
I’m rewatching Broad City (again) and I’m again confronted with the question:
‘Would you recognise your own butthole in a lineup?’
‘Would you recognise your own butthole in a lineup?’
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I’m rewatching Broad City (again) and I’m again confronted with the question:
‘Would you recognise your own butthole in a lineup?’
‘Would you recognise your own butthole in a lineup?’
Say hi to your dad from me, I guess?
December 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Say hi to your dad from me, I guess?
Just taken about a minute off my 5km PR. Running from the cold seems to help. 🏃
strava.app.link/nsCcIfAkNYb
strava.app.link/nsCcIfAkNYb
December 3, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Just taken about a minute off my 5km PR. Running from the cold seems to help. 🏃
strava.app.link/nsCcIfAkNYb
strava.app.link/nsCcIfAkNYb
Sarah Michelle Gellar in Ready or Not 2 might have been the good news I needed to get through December
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Sarah Michelle Gellar in Ready or Not 2 might have been the good news I needed to get through December
What do you mean Billericay is a town in Essex and not a village on Tenerife? That makes no sense.
December 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
What do you mean Billericay is a town in Essex and not a village on Tenerife? That makes no sense.
First 10km of my half training didn’t kill me 🎉
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 AM
First 10km of my half training didn’t kill me 🎉