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Beth, a Womble

@macwomble.bsky.social

390 followers 190 following 920 posts

In no particular order…Rugby, cats, chocolate, books, penguins & Scotland. 💜💙

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Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 3h

“I’ve been deported, what do I do, where do I go?”

What’s going on with the staff at that prison? 🤯🤷‍♀️

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Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 3h

Daily Rancid is still utter 💩 I see. 😖

Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 7h

Oh you lucky, lucky man.
🍷🥂💚🤍❤️

Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 10h

Don’t forget the toothbrush.⚡️ 😺

Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 11h

Your wife is an absolute treasure.
⭐ 🥰👏🏻

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Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 12h

As the clocks go back 1 hour tonight here’s my plan ⏰ …

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Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 1d

😳🤯 😡
Bluesky is the only SM I do now so I’m new to these Christian Nationalist nutters posting such 💩.
It’s very scary stuff…& you are 100% correct - it’s a cult, not genuine, caring Christianity.

Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 1d

👏🏻👌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 1d

God, that man is magnificent. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 1d

Cousins used to live in Chester le Street.
I remember Pity Me!
It’s a brilliant name. 😂

Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 1d

Magnificent castle & gardens in a stunning location.
Sounds more like a reward than punishment. 🤬

Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 1d

🤡’s.

Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 2d

Feels like I’m in the era of Pride & Prejudice - why do they want or need a ballroom? 🤷‍♀️

Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 2d

💜 Wishaw Library

Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 3d

But did you remember to get 500 tea lights? 🕯️

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Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 3d

Heartbreaking photos, those poor little children. 😢

Putin is evil & rotten to the core. 🤬

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 3d

Nelson's Victory crew included a Brazilian and a Russian, 2 Indians, 2 Swiss, 2 Portuguese, 3 Danes and 3 Norwegian sailors. There were 3 Germans, 4 Italians, 6 Swedes, 7 Dutchmen, 9 West Indians and an African, as well as 21 Americans, 63 Irish, 64 Scots, 441 English.... oh, and 3 French men, too.

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Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 3d

Torches & pitchforks at the ready. 😡🔥

Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 4d

Our King has zero power!
SO, if you want to come back - pay your back taxes & in return you’ll get…..

💊 Healthcare (cradle to the grave.)
🏫 Education (Includes University if in Scotland.)
🥚 Cheaper eggs (all free range)
💦 Rotten weather.

See you all soon . 🥰

Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 4d

Wet towels saved the day. 🥴
Got into trouble for that too.
…and the budgie was petrified.
Another slap!

It really was a shite bit of craft.

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Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 4d

I was 6 and I clearly remember my Mum crying buckets & explaining that, in Wales, children like me went to school & didn’t come home.

I will always remember the poor wee souls. ❤️‍🩹

Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 4d

I nearly burned the house down! 🔥 😵‍💫

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Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 4d

👏🏻😂
In my head all I could see & hear was Sir Norman Fry from Little Britain.
Purely a misunderstanding & that’s the end of the matter.

Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 4d

Tragic. 😢

Beth, a Womble @macwomble.bsky.social · 4d

I still hate that woman with a passion.
Stealing children’s morning milk was just the start of her evil deeds.
🤬