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Ted Lasso’s Mustache
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“Be curious, not judgmental” Foul mouthed, left-handed, non conforming, liberal, atheistic bourbon drinker. Follow at your own peril. #flyeaglesfly
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If you continue to vote for people who have never walked in your shoes and then you’re surprised that they legislate in a way that hurts you, you’re the problem.
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It’s so funny how many people are panicking about Islam in America when it’s Christianity that is destroying this country. Yes I said that. No I’m not sorry.
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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This will always be true.
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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🎯
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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"You will be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits.
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Me neither.
I will never ever call it the department of war. Never.
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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This rather nonsensical take depends on your definition of 'inertness.' Any decision to obey or ignore unlawful orders will inevitably seem through a political lens. Militaries are, by their nature, political entities - they exist to exert force at political direction.
My thoughts on the latest civ-mil fracas: "the American military cannot save us from the politicians we elect to high office...the proper role for our military is political inertness. However well-meaning, to encourage them to be otherwise is further pulling them into the political fray.”
www.aei.org
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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From a Senior House Representative:
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
When did “journalism” become the act of writing a brief intro to a story and then posting other people’s social media content as the major part of your story? Journalism has truly fallen off a very high cliff.
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If Sean Duffy were really serious about improving air travel he would mandate airlines provide more space per seat, not tell people they should go back to dressing like they did when there was…more space per seat.

flip.it/G1O3WL
New Dress Code for Air Travel Announced — But Frustrated Passengers Say It’s Unreasonable
Do you dress well during air travel and say "thank you" enough to your flight attendants? The U.S. Department of Transportation has a message for Americans.
flip.it
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
If JD Vance and Erika Kirk (notice how she has 3 Ks in her name?) get together it could lead to a new TV show: “Mrs Potato Head and the Couch Fucker”. Coming this fall on Fox.
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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what are the eagles doing?????? it’s nice to see other teams special teams mess up tho
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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X right now.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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I love my daughter so fucking much but there is no one on this planet able to trigger an anxiety attack in me like her 😩
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Is it just me or are more low follower, no avatar, twitter style assholes showing up here lately?
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Re Capt Mark Kelly: The last time an officer was recalled to face criminal charges in a military court for something he’d done as a civilian was in the 19th Century, and it wouldn’t pass constitutional muster today. And they’re going to try him for urging servicemen and women to obey the law? Naw
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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I am just going to say this quickly but shrimp tacos are f@#king delicious.

I just made some at home and now I am happy and sated. ☺️
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Ladies… Remember when we were kids and we used to chant “boys go to Jupiter…”? I’m starting to think we might have manifested this shit 😬
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This is the kind of half assed, ill informed reporting that I see more and more of. If the internet goes down, having another way to access said internet and keeping your phone charged don’t matter. My advice? If you don’t have a cash reserve in your home build one now.

apple.news/ALcn0mdy3TAm...
Experts Warn The Internet Will Go Down In A Big Way — And You'd Better Be Ready — HuffPost
Read this article now. You won’t be able to if your internet is down.
apple.news
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Nope but if there is any leftover…
I'm making a giant batch of chili to bring over to my step-sons' place. Does anyone want to shit on that, too? 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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I'm making a giant batch of chili to bring over to my step-sons' place. Does anyone want to shit on that, too? 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
A few laws that need changed:

Congressional healthcare cannot be better than the least care provided the population aka Medicaid

Members of Congress are not eligible for lifetime pension and healthcare.

Members of Congress may not engage in any trading activity and all assets must be turned /1
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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These Texans uniforms are decent but the helmet texture and the uniform texture don’t match. Pick one texture, either matte or glossy. These alternate uniforms are not accomplishing whatever the NFL or the sponsors wanted to do.
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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To recap: Trump said Zohran isn’t a jihadist and is going to do a good job, even as Zohran still maintained Trump is a fascist.
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM