Joel A. Machiela
@machiela.bsky.social
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Library dude. Rock star. Dog, two kids, a wife. Abolish ICE
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Well shit, I guess I gotta go to work. Booo.
The best dog in the world sleeping on the couch.
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Yes. Not saying that this is wrong, but well-meaning people of all political stripes spread misinformation all the time, and it’s annoying/dangerous.
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You’re doing the correct thing, but you’re not doing it correct enough, and really that makes you worse than our enemies. — several posters here.
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Bears kick/punt coverage has been terrible.
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Gonna have to mute Linux.
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Aikman has mentioned Washington’s injured receivers a hundred times. How many times has he mentioned the Bears injured secondary?
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That’s how every left tackle lines up every play. These officials are killing the Bears with shitty calls.
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I leave the room to check on dinner while Washington has the ball, and somehow the Bears are in scoring position again when I come back a couple minutes later.
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My most perfectly well hinged literary take is that authors make characters say “after all” a million times more than anyone says that in real life.
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I really do appreciate it when news orgs frame it this way.

“Our guys screwed up, and now you all have to pay. Them’s the breaks.”
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I will forever find it funny that many of today’s music makers like to emulate the sound of VHS tape warble.
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Okay. Go buy a newspaper, read it, and leave it for someone else to pick up.
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If my children learn nothing else from me by the time they leave the nest, I want them to 1) be able to identify a grifter, and 2) understand that driving is cooperative, not competitive.
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Fandoms are weird and culty.
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Not enough Maynard G. Krebs references around here for my tastes.
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So stephanopolous let Vance blather for 30+ seconds and *then* cut him off. Not as impressive as I had hoped.
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Why are there Transformers action figures that don’t transform?
Transformers action figure
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Someone should untangle those quantums already. Sheesh.
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I’m fine with it as long as the soup does not microwave the fish in the break room.
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Chicago is so far gone, people are running for their lives this morning.