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Mark Burnett
@m8urnett.bsky.social
Long time Infosec/Appsec SME/writer/consultant. MS MVP alumnus; https://www.deviantart.com/m8urn
Mastodon: @[email protected]
It took me a minute to figure out what my ChatGPT bot was talking about.
January 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I made this custom GPT that analyzes PCBs (as a precursor to my next one for hardware hacking recon) and determines the board's functions based on the components, traces, etc. and so far I've had pretty good results with it.

chatgpt.com/g/g-6750844c...
January 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Sometimes when I take a shower I think about our amazing modern convenience of having a hot mini waterfall, on demand, in the middle of winter, where in complete privacy we can bathe and question our life choices.
December 29, 2024 at 4:07 PM
On Windows Server 2025, these are the quick-access settings available. Which of those would you ever use on a server?
December 28, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Is it regifting if someone gives you money for Christmas and you buy Christmas gifts with it?
December 14, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Confession: sometimes when installing a hard drive I only screw in 3 out of the 4 screws they give you.
December 12, 2024 at 7:24 PM
I never imagined that in 2024 I'd have to intentionally use awkward phrasing, improper use of punctuation, and generally mess up my writing to not sound AI; polished and articulate is the new uncanny valley.

Gotta roughen it up, can't write good, I'm not a robot.
November 30, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Reposted by Mark Burnett
New AMSI Bypss Technique Modifying CLR.DLL in Memory
New AMSI Bypss Technique Modifying CLR.DLL in Memory
practicalsecurityanalytics.com
November 21, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Job searches would be so much easier if LinkedIn had a swipe feature to match job seekers and employers. If I swiped left, you can't contact me. If they swiped left, I can't apply for it.
November 21, 2024 at 5:25 PM
At this point I feel like we should make a nomination bingo sheet for this next administration. Here are the names I want to add:

Joe Exotic
Kevin Spacey
Steven Seagal
Gary Busey
November 20, 2024 at 5:37 AM
This is pretty interesting, I knew there was overhead, but not THAT much overhead. (AI-generated so might not be 100% accurate).
November 20, 2024 at 1:01 AM
November 18, 2024 at 2:22 AM
I just watched my wife get out the ice cream and a jar of fudge. She got a single spoonful of ice cream, dropped it into the fudge, then walked off.
October 16, 2024 at 8:02 PM
June 3, 2024 at 9:16 PM
What started out as testing the limits of #ChatGPT ended up as a rabbit hole of prompts that resulted in my humor analyzer GPT that is surprisingly good. You can try it out if you have a paid plan:
chat.openai.com/g/g-QkdUWneu...
March 5, 2024 at 6:05 PM
I was just playing around at first but now I need to see this musical made.
February 23, 2024 at 4:07 AM
If I've learned anything from movies, it's that if you're being followed, take out your SIM card and stomp on it. Then after your phone is off with no SIM card stomp on it too.
February 22, 2024 at 9:32 PM
In movies, HTML hacks you.
February 20, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I used this paint for months ago. Since then it... grew.
February 13, 2024 at 6:31 PM
There's such a fine line between not enough milk in oatmeal and oatmeal soup.
February 13, 2024 at 4:21 PM
February 13, 2024 at 3:10 AM
It's pretty amazing us humans live as long as we do. I mean what other species bites their own tongue? Or stubs their toe on a piece of furniture? Or trips on a perfectly flat surface.
But I guess at least we don't fly into glass windows haha stupid birds.
December 15, 2023 at 4:17 PM
I created a feed for Windows Security topics at bsky.app/profile/did:...

List of keywords matched is at gist.github.com/m8urnett/4cd...
December 11, 2023 at 7:43 PM
In the 28 years it has been around, I don't think I have ever sent anything via the Sent To menu in Windows.
November 28, 2023 at 7:15 PM
I think that toolbag floating around in space is the most relatable thing I have seen all month.
November 16, 2023 at 2:23 AM