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The Duke
@lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social
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On a cross-country "vacation." Some people call me The Duke.
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The Duke @lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social · Nov 16
I love accounting. But I don't love anything as much as I love lyonnaise potatoes.

They are these types of potatoes that are sautéed but then they have this onion thing added to them, and they are really, really delicious. They work well with any, uh, chicken or pork dish.
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The Duke @lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social · Feb 5
I could scour the area of the known universe and never discover what the hell is wrong with me.

I wish I had some lyonnaise potatoes. Or even chorizo and eggs if lyonnaise potatoes are unavailable.
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The Duke @lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social · Nov 27
All I wanted was the tea...
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The Duke @lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social · Nov 20
Were. I said if I *were* your accountant.
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The Duke @lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social · Nov 20
If I were your accountant, Jack, I'd have to strongly advise you not to invest in a coffee shop. Restaurants are a bad investment. Most go under within the first year.
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The Duke @lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social · Nov 20
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The Duke @lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social · Nov 20
Inflation.
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The Duke @lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social · Nov 20
Fifty-nine cents.
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The Duke @lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social · Nov 20
Why aren't you very popular with the Chicago Police Department, Jack?
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The Duke @lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social · Nov 20
Fifty-nine cents.
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The Duke @lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social · Nov 20
At least you weren't forced to just have the tea.
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The Duke @lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social · Nov 20
They are these types of potatoes that are sautéed but then they have this onion thing added to them, and they are really, really delicious. They work well with any, uh, chicken or pork dish.

I think it's something you'd really enjoy.
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The Duke @lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social · Nov 16
I think it's something you'd really enjoy.
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The Duke @lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social · Nov 16
He seems like the type of guy who would handcuff someone to a toilet in a train bathroom.
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The Duke @lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social · Nov 16
He wouldn't have shot me through the glass.
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The Duke @lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social · Nov 16
I love accounting. But I don't love anything as much as I love lyonnaise potatoes.

They are these types of potatoes that are sautéed but then they have this onion thing added to them, and they are really, really delicious. They work well with any, uh, chicken or pork dish.
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The Duke @lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social · Nov 16
You ever had lyonnaise potatoes, Garth? They are these types of potatoes that are sautéed but then they have this onion thing added to them, and they are really, really delicious. They work well with any, uh, chicken or pork dish.
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The Duke @lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social · Nov 16
Sexy. The only thing sexier would be lyonnaise potatoes, in my opinion. Have you ever tried lyonnaise potatoes?
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The Duke @lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social · Nov 16
Why aren't you very popular with the Chicago Police Department, Jack?
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The Duke @lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social · Nov 16
I thought you did, Jack.
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The Duke @lyonnaisepotatoes.bsky.social · Nov 16
It's short for Red Wood, Jack.
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