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Lyle Scout

Lyle Scout

@lylescout.bsky.social

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Blood Tribe (Blackfoot); disabled; humanist; he/him; stronger than you know. "I have crossed oceans of time to find you"

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Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 1m

a woman in a white shirt is sitting in front of a lamp with the words trendizisst written above her

ALT: a woman in a white shirt is sitting in front of a lamp with the words trendizisst written above her

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Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 3m

I'm still trying to figure out how an insurrection ends up getting swept under the rug.

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 14m

Mausoleum shitter

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 21m

Is she cracking up? I've noticed a lot of strange behavior out of her lately.

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 30m

I have a theory that having all that wealth and doing the things it took to amass and protect it must have starved something in their souls.

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 48m

I wonder what other mischief he has been up to in the other rooms of the WH.

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 55m

I don't know how we didn't all get run over wearing those awful plastic masks you could hardly see out of in the 70s.

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 1h

Yeah, I'm going to believe the guy who told people to drink bleach and stick lights up their asses to cure covid.

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 1h

Now I'm imagining Trump sitting on that toilet, furiously rageposting away.

Thanks for that.

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 1h

Trump's Cosplay Cabinet.

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 1h

I think everyone secretly suspects themself of having superior taste. I wish someone had disabused this vandal of that idea some time before now.

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 1h

I get so sick of seeing him hanging out the door in Air Force One, blabbing his stupid head off to a bunch of sycophant reporters.

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 1h

Covering up for your pedo boss is apparently a full-time job.

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 1h

The Pedophile Pause is becoming a permanent vacation.

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 1h

Tim Walz was right. These guys are fucking weirdos.

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 1h

I can't believe he's still sporting the sweater/jacket combo. That must be sweltering. Maybe he Botoxed his sweat glands.

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 2h

Willful blindness = plausible deniability?

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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 3h

Just about ready for Halloween! We put together a few fun things for folks of all ages this year. We will also have a table with bags and non perishable foods for anyone who wants or needs them.

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 2h

And he didn't even spring for a bidet. He probably has a Groom of the Stool to wipe his ass.

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 2h

It looks like Liberace's crypt.

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 2h

The Interior Decorator in Chief

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 2h

The Interior Decorator in Chief

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 2h

Now you know he won't leave alive - he's turned the Lincoln Bathroom into his personal crypt.

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 2h

Good Lord, that's the wimpiest, most effete fist salute I've ever seen

Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social · 2h

I just call it "The Thoughts of Will Stancil"