@bliskdaleopon.bsky.social "did you move my glasses, or did you accidentally lay on them"
Me: "They're on your face, dear"
Blisk: *long nasal exhale, slow removal of glasses that were on her face*

Yes, this is the correct way to say it. No, you shouldn't question this advice. Absolutely, you should take every opportunity to say it this way if you visit one in the state of Texas.

@bliskdaleopon.bsky.social is a complicated creature

Them: "I want to make caramel"

Me: "No making candy tonight. It rarely turns out well for you"

Them: *proceeds to ignore the statement, goes and starts the process*

Also them: *standing over a smoking pot of burburnt sugar*

Me: :|

Nothing helps me sleep soundly with pleasant and entirely not-at-all-disturbing dreams like three videos showing recorded haunting activity!

Things I've discovered @bliskdaleopon.bsky.social squirreled away on my side of the bed: Week 1

Bagel wrapper
Two boxes of incense sticks
Large dildo

Any time someone calls me "daddy" I always feel flustered and embarrassed that I like it so much.

These are daddy issues. I'm supposed to be experiencing the problem, not providing the solution!

Oh look, it's me 💙
Why yes, I DO glow in the dark

All credit for the creation of this piece goes to @quillu.bsky.social who has the skill of a master, and the patience of a saint. ❤️❤️❤️ Thank you for bringing me to life darling!

Never go full Yee Yee

Oh look, it's me ❤️

"The dildo of misfortune rarely arrives lubricated"
-Unknown

The microwave when you hit that timer: youtube.com/shorts/Wq24e...

...kydex?