Wiwa
@lukewiwa.com
"Australia's flagship pipe swinger" - NY Times
Look you can’t deny that the hand that feeds me looks pretty delicious
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Look you can’t deny that the hand that feeds me looks pretty delicious
I finally learnt how to do braid (French braids for the Americans)
It’s literally so over for you bitches 💅
It’s literally so over for you bitches 💅
February 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I finally learnt how to do braid (French braids for the Americans)
It’s literally so over for you bitches 💅
It’s literally so over for you bitches 💅
They’re trying to shove music down our throats, and they’re right to do so 😊
February 12, 2026 at 6:25 AM
They’re trying to shove music down our throats, and they’re right to do so 😊
Well I got the baby down for ~60 seconds. I’ve done all I can. Time for mum to pull her weight for the next 4 hours.
February 10, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Well I got the baby down for ~60 seconds. I’ve done all I can. Time for mum to pull her weight for the next 4 hours.
Currently watching: Eurovision On Ice!
February 6, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Currently watching: Eurovision On Ice!
I will decide which item is dishwasher safe and the manner in which it is cleaned
February 3, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I will decide which item is dishwasher safe and the manner in which it is cleaned
Sight has gotta be up there as one of the top three senses
February 3, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Sight has gotta be up there as one of the top three senses
Feature film soundtracks love to have a reprise of the main theme
February 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Feature film soundtracks love to have a reprise of the main theme
It’s time we discarded the silly free market liberalism approach to school lunches. Every family making their own special snowflake bespoke lunches is massively inefficient. Let the state use the power of scale to provide lunch at school.
February 2, 2026 at 9:52 AM
It’s time we discarded the silly free market liberalism approach to school lunches. Every family making their own special snowflake bespoke lunches is massively inefficient. Let the state use the power of scale to provide lunch at school.
*my children constantly waking me, needing assistance at ungodly hours, kicking me out of bed*
A new pillow would fix my sleep
A new pillow would fix my sleep
January 31, 2026 at 12:15 PM
*my children constantly waking me, needing assistance at ungodly hours, kicking me out of bed*
A new pillow would fix my sleep
A new pillow would fix my sleep
Very quiet in Canberra CBD today
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Very quiet in Canberra CBD today
Another fantastic morning coffee!
January 29, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Another fantastic morning coffee!
Broke my NYT connections streak
😩
😩
January 23, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Broke my NYT connections streak
😩
😩
The Apple Symphony Orchestra
January 17, 2026 at 9:29 AM
The Apple Symphony Orchestra
Was skeptical about AI writing tweets but Claude actually gets it. No corporate cadence, no generic vibes—just nails the tone and actually sounds like a person. Legitimately a game changer.
January 15, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Was skeptical about AI writing tweets but Claude actually gets it. No corporate cadence, no generic vibes—just nails the tone and actually sounds like a person. Legitimately a game changer.
Ok I will concede perhaps reality is comparable, possibly even stranger than fiction
January 12, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Ok I will concede perhaps reality is comparable, possibly even stranger than fiction
Every Australian summer we have too much water in one place and not enough in another
January 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Every Australian summer we have too much water in one place and not enough in another
*Anytime I see a voice actor performing their iconic character voice*
They do the voice so damn well! Amazing 👏
They do the voice so damn well! Amazing 👏
January 11, 2026 at 7:01 AM
*Anytime I see a voice actor performing their iconic character voice*
They do the voice so damn well! Amazing 👏
They do the voice so damn well! Amazing 👏
The hottest girl you know has endometriosis
January 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
The hottest girl you know has endometriosis
Cool change due tonight
Very exciting stuff!
Very exciting stuff!
January 10, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Cool change due tonight
Very exciting stuff!
Very exciting stuff!
Put the washing on the line overnight to dry
It’s dry
It’s dry
January 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Put the washing on the line overnight to dry
It’s dry
It’s dry
Politely asking the summernats attendees to catch public transport to the Showgrounds
January 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Politely asking the summernats attendees to catch public transport to the Showgrounds
Cooking on the BBQ out back on a 35°C day to avoid heating up the house
January 7, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Cooking on the BBQ out back on a 35°C day to avoid heating up the house
This year I’m going to look into this AI thing
January 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
This year I’m going to look into this AI thing