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@ludditebitch.bsky.social

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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ she/it | 31 y.o. | @ludditeprincess.bsky.social if youre interested in more than just my tits

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yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · Oct 18

got some people following me here seemingly via that twitter follows finder bot tool thing, ummmmm, most of you are probably looking for my main (tho i also suspect most of you are pretty happy to follow this account too)

yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · 8m

woke up so fucking horny you could do anything to me right now

yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · 19m

dicked me so good she really deserves something more intimate next time

yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · 1d

it's true we do~

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yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · 2d

i have two partners and a friend who knows who she is and i can leave it at that im good i dont need to work through the "repeatedly convincing myself she hates me" stage any more.

yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · 2d

next time im interested in someone im just going to cut them off immediately i am not sane enough to handle romantic attraction right now (ever)

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yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · 3d

what if the velcro hooks were like realllllyyyyy sharp

yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · 6d

im such a sucker for a sad bitch thooooo

yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · 7d

bitch thinks she's unlovable and it's like "sweetie my life would be so much easier if that were true"

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Almost something @phoebevoid.bsky.social · 7d

happy belated international lesbian day <3

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yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · 9d

i never subtweet my hook-ups but ive had it happen to me a couple of times and it's always such a high so maybe i should

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yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · 10d

if youre ever touring aus <3

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yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · 10d

bae pointed out that me "flirting" with someone can mean "subjecting them to twenty minutes of drone i dont even like"

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yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · 14d

heartbreaker who remains a dear friend <3

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yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · 22d

flashbanged by an old selfie of someone i loved

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yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · 27d

didnt get my morning coffee because i had to leave in a hurry after yearning too hard :(

yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · 29d

twitter mutual's jaaaaacked (which is not usually my type but somehow is in this case) but theyre also taken :(

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amamanita axaxaxanax glass seer @aags555.bsky.social · Sep 10

roleplaying a landlord so that your maoist girlfriend feels ok to beat u up

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yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · Sep 8

hehe wow well if you say so it must be true <3

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yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · Sep 8

yeah i wouldnt know your boss knowing that youve got a dick

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liv's evil second cousin twice-removed, liv @livfreeorcry.gay · Feb 14

have you ever thought about how hot a firing squad is? the ropes? the blindfold? the dozen girls ready to pump their loads into you?

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yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · Sep 4

collar tag, "property of <name>, if found please call <number>"

yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · Aug 30

biting back the reallllly affectionate terms of endearment

yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · Aug 28

i fucking swear babe if you see this one and make me confirm that it's about you so you can reply "but there isnt anything nice to say about me" i'll fucking block you

yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · Aug 28

obsessed with a foolish bitch who refuses to let you say anything nice about her

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yes~ @ludditebitch.bsky.social · Aug 26

nooooo i do not make pretty faces only embarrassing faces