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Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie)

@lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social

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She/her. 36. I pretend to talk about books and games and narrative media but I’m usually just talking about my Dragon Age fanfic ideas. Sometimes NSFW. Minors DNI.

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Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie) @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social · 1d

I forgot bsky existed lol

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Lavellynn 🦩 𝒱𝑒𝒾𝓁𝓉𝑜𝒷𝑒𝓇𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓉𝒽 💀 @lynnerdo.bsky.social · Aug 11

FYI

Sincerely, someone who's been feeling extremely ostracized lately.

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Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie) @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social · Aug 12

cw: SA:

The ace spectrum is just that: a spectrum and not a monolith. Some people who identify as ace enthusiastically consent to having sex with trusted partners. Some choose to never. Both are valid. What’s gross about that post is that it implies Lucanis did not have the option to consent.

Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie) @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social · Aug 12

The problem with the post at the center of the current discourse isn’t that it denies Lucanis’s asexuality or demisexuality. It’s that it implies Caterina forced her grandson to perform acts he did not want to perform. Hope this helps.

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Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie) @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social · Aug 11

IT’S WIVES!!!! So insanely happy to see Daphne and her wife, @classicleechaos.bsky.social ‘s Ziva together 💚🩵

Astar @astarfruity.bsky.social · Aug 11

Two rooks smooching for @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social ❤️

Some beautiful Rooks to draw ‼️

#dragonage #dragonagetheveilguard #datv #commissions #rook

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Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie) @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social · Jul 16

The Soprano’s sequel where Meadow’s The Boss. You’re welcome Hollywood, this idea is not free. Venmo me $1 billion.

Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie) @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social · Jul 8

Rounding it out with a Spectrier because I think Daphne is a secret Horse Girl in her heart of hearts, a Hydreigon because she needs her powerhitter for when she gets too caught up to strategize and just wants to Hit Hard, and of course, a Corviknight because, well. She likes Crows.

Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie) @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social · Jul 8

Going mostly ghost/dark/fairy, starting with her first, a Gastly who she never evolves because he’s her precious wispy Little Guy. Followed by a Shiny Ninetails, as I have Daphne as a Death Caller/Fire mage and the shiny version is just a bit spookier looking. And a token Creepy Weirdo, Morgrem.

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Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie) @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social · Jul 8

Jumping on the bandwagon with Daphne’s Pokemon team:

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Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie) @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social · Jul 7

Once I get my hands on a PC copy of Veilguard and this mod you’ll never hear the end of it from me, I will be spamming Daphne-polycule Rook/Rook content until the sun dies and the molecules that were once me wither into an unknowable nothingness (even then you might not be safe)

Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie) @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social · Jul 4

When a cheddar is so sharp it’s got little crystally bits in it? 🫦

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Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie) @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social · Jul 2

Good day in WI to bust out my favorite shirt

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Sarah 💫 @harrietvane.bsky.social · Jul 1

Me, every time I’m in a group of people all staying in the same place: we should probably watch the pilot of The Magicians later.

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Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie) @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social · Jun 29

So weird how BTVS Season 5 just doesn’t have an episode 15 and season 6 doesn’t have a 19? So bizarre.

Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie) @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social · Jun 27

Been doing a BTVS rewatch and when Giles gets all tough and protective of Buffy after she rejects Spike? Woah. 🥵

Hahahahaha 🙃

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𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐞 ☾⋆⁺₊⋆💫 @wanderiingwitch.bsky.social · Jun 26

I’m so stressed rn yall 😬😭💗

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Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie) @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social · Jun 22

Just realized I am an adult with access to an espresso maker, Fluff, and peanut butter and actually nothing is stopping me from making Fluffernutter lattes every morning.

Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie) @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social · Jun 20

People out here acting like it’s illegal to hurt a bundle of pixel’s feelings and meanwhile I’m dumping the bin of Barbies out in the sandbox like “ok who can I throw into a shoebox together next and then close the lid and shake it up real hard?”

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alex - illario apologist @hightowerqueen.bsky.social · Jun 20

"i judge your ship if"

i am judging *you* for typing that out in public instead of a groupchat if it's not for reasons like racism/homophobia/transphobia/etc

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Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie) @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social · Jun 20

Do…do people know that what others imagine in their own headcanons don’t affect your own imagination? I can break up whoever I want in my own head and they can. Still be together in yours. You don’t have to imagine it just because someone else likes to.

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Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie) @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social · Jun 18

me, thinking i'm feeling ok despite being on the first day of my period and a new round of hormonal meds: wow it's funny that this time they aren't really affecting me 🙂

also me, watching the graduation battle scene in S3E22 of Buffy: