Chris Cringle
@lsrgk.bsky.social
1991 Grade 7, B Team, Defensive Player of the Year 🏀
Saw this video on a random suggested post, and only have a vague recollection of it originally, but Holy Shit this might be the worse song I've ever heard in my life...been thinking about it all day.
youtube.com/watch?v=Qr1z...
youtube.com/watch?v=Qr1z...
Liam Lynch - United States of Whatever (Late Show)
YouTube video by Savonnette
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November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Saw this video on a random suggested post, and only have a vague recollection of it originally, but Holy Shit this might be the worse song I've ever heard in my life...been thinking about it all day.
youtube.com/watch?v=Qr1z...
youtube.com/watch?v=Qr1z...
If you tell me to "Watch out. Don't Cry. Don't Pout"...I think I'm going to be a little worried about who's visiting.
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If you tell me to "Watch out. Don't Cry. Don't Pout"...I think I'm going to be a little worried about who's visiting.
The unflinching rawness of the local Facebook Buy Nothing group.
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The unflinching rawness of the local Facebook Buy Nothing group.
Listen, I'm not suggesting we make the change all at once, but it's time to start the process, maybe over the next 10 or 15 years, of recategorizing cheesecake as pie.
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Listen, I'm not suggesting we make the change all at once, but it's time to start the process, maybe over the next 10 or 15 years, of recategorizing cheesecake as pie.
The fact that all us parents are sitting here watching swim lessons from uncomfortable benches on the side of the pool when there is an empty hot tub over there is borderline criminal.
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The fact that all us parents are sitting here watching swim lessons from uncomfortable benches on the side of the pool when there is an empty hot tub over there is borderline criminal.
Instead of having kids take care of eggs to experience parenthood they should send them to be butlers for angry short rich people.
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Instead of having kids take care of eggs to experience parenthood they should send them to be butlers for angry short rich people.
Sorry I'm gonna have to go home from work because it feels like I have a loose hair on my face but I keep checking and there's no hair on my face.
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Sorry I'm gonna have to go home from work because it feels like I have a loose hair on my face but I keep checking and there's no hair on my face.
Amazon really needs a default "please don't make some poor person deliver my shit at 5am if I forget to uncheck this shipping option" option.
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Amazon really needs a default "please don't make some poor person deliver my shit at 5am if I forget to uncheck this shipping option" option.
Nothing makes me less likely to try a recipe than slapping "marry me" to the front of it.
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Nothing makes me less likely to try a recipe than slapping "marry me" to the front of it.
All the people who are super excited about AI have obviously never tried to accomplish any practical task with AI.
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
All the people who are super excited about AI have obviously never tried to accomplish any practical task with AI.
Wonder what Larry David thinks about all this.
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Wonder what Larry David thinks about all this.
I feel like we don't give NBC enough shit for creating both Donald Trump and Joe Rogan.
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I feel like we don't give NBC enough shit for creating both Donald Trump and Joe Rogan.
Bring back madballs you fucking cowards.
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Bring back madballs you fucking cowards.
Can you die from your kids showing you too many unfunny YouTube videos? It feels like you can die from it.
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Can you die from your kids showing you too many unfunny YouTube videos? It feels like you can die from it.
I feel like eye exams might put too much confidence in my ability to tell when I can see better/worse.
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I feel like eye exams might put too much confidence in my ability to tell when I can see better/worse.
The 8yo just started singing the first verse of What's Going On by Four Non Blondes out of nowhere....I have no idea what's going on tbh.
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The 8yo just started singing the first verse of What's Going On by Four Non Blondes out of nowhere....I have no idea what's going on tbh.
"Fart butted, check it and see"
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"Fart butted, check it and see"
It should be legal to beat up billionaires...think about how it would help the nation's spirits.
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It should be legal to beat up billionaires...think about how it would help the nation's spirits.
It's officially "fake Christmas fireplace" season.
November 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It's officially "fake Christmas fireplace" season.
Watching the Littlest Hobo and in the pilot episode they parachute the dog solo out of an airplane to deliver medication to a poisoned toddler...they really went hard out of the gate.
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Watching the Littlest Hobo and in the pilot episode they parachute the dog solo out of an airplane to deliver medication to a poisoned toddler...they really went hard out of the gate.
Macarons are the most overrated food item in history.
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Macarons are the most overrated food item in history.
Whoever came up with the term "tactical hoodie" needs to take a real hard look at their life.
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Whoever came up with the term "tactical hoodie" needs to take a real hard look at their life.
Can't seem to get used to my new glasses...it's not that the prescription is wrong, I just think my brain refuses to believe that we've ended up here.
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Can't seem to get used to my new glasses...it's not that the prescription is wrong, I just think my brain refuses to believe that we've ended up here.
I feel like with all the crazy technology these days, we don't take enough time to appreciate that a simple needle in a groove of vinyl can reproduce every sound in the human hearing range.
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I feel like with all the crazy technology these days, we don't take enough time to appreciate that a simple needle in a groove of vinyl can reproduce every sound in the human hearing range.
Guys, I just can't with the baggy jeans again.
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Guys, I just can't with the baggy jeans again.