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Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · 4d

the DWP justifying denying ur PIP claim

Chrissy Derbyshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 8d

Making some resources about child development at different ages and accidentally made myself an online dating profile.

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Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · 8d

I have too much trauma now to withstand death cab for cutie

Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · 8d

due to forgetting how much caffeine is in matcha I am awake at 4am and I put on the Relax station on apple music and it has identified me as a millennial

god we were not doing ok in the early 2000s huh

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Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Jul 10

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Small black digital thermometer showing a temperature of 32 C and 31% relative humidity

Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Jul 8

I did not know what SQL was in 1993 but I did know letters.

Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Jul 8

i just had like. a reverse proust’s madeleines thing where i read the words SQL queries and i could smell my dad’s home office in 1993.
lynx and aging paperbacks and melting beige plastic.

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Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Jul 8

I need to mod all my electronics so that if they detect im on a webbed site with infinite scroll they start making the minecraft damage sound to remind me im receiving psychic damage and to Stop

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Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Jul 5

I dont wanna go to bed I wanna work on my SPREADSHEETS >:(

Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Jul 1

gonna go to big tesco just to stand in the frozen vegetables

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Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Jun 30

I am comfy doing laptop works in a hammock but NO it has to get DARK
spoopid earth rotating
spoopid bugs

Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Jun 20

I might have to be in the uk for a bit but I’m gonna make the most of the things I can’t do in argentina

(Ordering pizza with sweetcorn on it and covering it with hot sauce)

Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Jun 19

hi i’m in frankfurt airport and i just met lgante

Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Jun 11

👀 wheremst

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Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Mar 27

hewwo
i have just arrived in argentina to spend some time with juli and rhys AND!!! these 4 month old kittens 💕
Their names are laila and otto and they are very baby

two black and white kittens on a wood floor, walking towards the camera

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Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Mar 17

word ate TWENTY HOURS of work that it lied directly to my face and said it saved multiple times im going to live in the FOREST

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Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Mar 17

mr beast and reginald hargreeves have a lot in common if u think about it

- a video essay I wont make

Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Mar 17

sometimes I have very good ideas and its a great shame for the world that I dont have the time or resources or attention span to make them happen 😔😔😔

Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Mar 17

sometimes I have very good ideas and its a great shame for the world that I dont have the time or resources or attention span to make them happen 😔😔😔

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Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Mar 10

dan pls im busy

Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Feb 28

a lot of klaus-centric fics are just baño maría (short film 2024)

(complementary)

Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Feb 24

justin was correct about david's instagram

Chaotic

Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Feb 23

IM GOIN BACC TO ARGENTINA YEEEE

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Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Feb 16

i wish the tua bosses had listened to more of david’s ideas

and some of robbie’s

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Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Feb 16

ban chatgpt from all workplaces

actually just. fuckin take it away from everyone

i’m serious

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Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Feb 15

i have been traumatised
by dandadan

Lozito 🦝🌞 @lozito.bsky.social · Feb 14

nutrience