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Blazers needed at least one player from the eastern bloc. Also swaping our injured 4th string Center for a versital 6'8" wing who shoots above 40% from 3 and can defend multiple positions is a very good move.
February 1, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Blazers current live up consists of 4 headbands!!! BE STILL MY HEART!!
youtu.be/Te_gU5kgU1E?...
Can I Get A Headband? Music Video | Portland Trailblazers | Circa 2000
YouTube video by Steven Manning
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January 31, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance
Name your fav show that was cancelled too soon
January 3, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Sorry about it Paul Finebaum
January 1, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Mick Folley forever
Mick Foley has parted ways from the WWE because of their close ties with Trump.
December 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Unless Doug Fir performs a ritual sacrafice on Blaze the Trail cat to appease the Hoop gods im not sure we are gonna turn things around.
Out for tonights game v Cleveland:

Damian Lillard
Jrue Holliday
Scoot Henderson
Blake Wesley
Matisse Thybulle
Deni Avdija
Kris Murray
Donovan Clingan
Robert Williams III

We are one Camara away from OUR ENTIRE ROTATION being out.
December 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My dog is a goof.
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
A lot of RipCity feeling down today. Not me im hyped to deep dive draft prospects. Just imagine Caleb Wilson being a blazer.
youtu.be/XPaFkv1g7lo?...
Caleb Wilson | 24 PTS 7 REBS vs Kansas | 11.7.25
YouTube video by Frankie Vision
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November 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Missed the Blazers/Magic because my kid had his first orchestra concert, but I just go a chance to look over and analyze the box scores...
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
People have really been sticking it to Sharpe about his shooting... While he hasnt shot the ball well neither has anyone else.

So i guess im saying stick it to the whole team.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Tbh i think if a politician started running a modern version of Huey Longs share the wealth plan they would win easy. Almost 100 after he wrote it, and its still the most progressive piece of legislation ever come to the US congress.
www.hueylong.com/programs/sha....
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
When your elected reps in government no longer represent you and dont fight to make things better the answer isnt wait 3+ years to vote them out... ITS BUILD FOR A GENERAL STRIKE! Workers have the power and this point little to nothing to lose.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Schumer punishing all of us because Mamdani won.
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Dame please teach the Blazers how to shoot the 3 ball, bring in your personal shooting coach if needed.

Thanks,

RIPCITY
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Two days ago I got a message from my kids school district that they have to cut 25 million in funding because of State budget shortfalls
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I know Splitter was brought in to help implement The Blazers new DEF/OFF style of play, but was also supposed to help work with and develop our young bigs... Curious to know if Yangs DNPs are related to Splitter taking over head coach duties
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
LETS GO
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
If were gonna be bad, can we at least play the Rookie?
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I hope its not during the Blazers game. I would hate to miss it
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Are you or someone you love a very big Tolkien fan? Check out the new drop from Isolation Man.
www.isolationman.net?fbclid=PAZXh...
ISOLATION MAN
GOBLIN MADE SINCE 2020
www.isolationman.net
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Man Cedric Coward would have been perfect on the Blazers
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Once the Blazers learn to shoot they will be dangerous
November 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM