Lowendtheory
@lowendtheory.bsky.social
A fabulous fan of food, fun, flowers, film, fauna, fitness and the female form. The SF gentleman and ambassador.
Goodbye snowy Michigan! Hello to some much warmer weather in the Bay area!
December 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Goodbye snowy Michigan! Hello to some much warmer weather in the Bay area!
I've been familiar with seat warmers in cars, but this week I experienced a new feature: the steering wheel warmer. And I have to say, I'm a fan. I'm not used to cold weather and this was a big help.
December 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I've been familiar with seat warmers in cars, but this week I experienced a new feature: the steering wheel warmer. And I have to say, I'm a fan. I'm not used to cold weather and this was a big help.
TFW your flight is so early even the lounges and coffee shops in the airport aren't open yet. 😪🥱 I'm not built for early mornings.
December 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
TFW your flight is so early even the lounges and coffee shops in the airport aren't open yet. 😪🥱 I'm not built for early mornings.
RIP to Rob Reiner. This is horrible to learn what happened to him. I adored so many of his movies when I was young. Spinal Tap, Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally and so many more iconic films. Warm, funny, fierce and full of love and joy. Very tragic news this evening.
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
RIP to Rob Reiner. This is horrible to learn what happened to him. I adored so many of his movies when I was young. Spinal Tap, Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally and so many more iconic films. Warm, funny, fierce and full of love and joy. Very tragic news this evening.
The random thoughts that run through your head when the young, attractive woman sitting next to you has the retail tag still on her jacket.
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 AM
The random thoughts that run through your head when the young, attractive woman sitting next to you has the retail tag still on her jacket.
I used the term "hanging Chad" in a business meeting today. Like this post if you know what this reference is about.
December 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I used the term "hanging Chad" in a business meeting today. Like this post if you know what this reference is about.
Just when I thought I was finally done with travel for the year, I'm getting roped into yet another trip for this coming week where it is freezing cold ❄️❄️. So much for nesting in December.
December 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Just when I thought I was finally done with travel for the year, I'm getting roped into yet another trip for this coming week where it is freezing cold ❄️❄️. So much for nesting in December.
Already planning dates for next spring. Who else loves a man with a plan?
December 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Already planning dates for next spring. Who else loves a man with a plan?
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
a man in a striped shirt and tie says i have people skills i am good at dealing with people can t you understand that
ALT: a man in a striped shirt and tie says i have people skills i am good at dealing with people can t you understand that
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
A good who's who lost for all the newer arrivals.
NEW — I put together a list of independent journalism subscriptions that would make great holiday gifts. From music to politics, astronomy to alcohol, tech to social justice, there’s something for [almost] everyone. Support indie media *and* surprise and delight your loved ones!
My guide:
My guide:
Giving the gift of independent journalism: a guide
The Handbasket has subscription suggestions for almost everyone on your list.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
A good who's who lost for all the newer arrivals.
Familiarity, comfort and chemistry will always be superior to looks or raw attraction alone. No debating this.
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Familiarity, comfort and chemistry will always be superior to looks or raw attraction alone. No debating this.
Someone come rescue this angel and don't let her spend her time here in our beautiful city all alone! 🛁
I‘ve had a cancellation today in SF if anyone would like to sweep me off my feet 🐦 I have an incall and it’s cute and there’s a hot tub.
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Someone come rescue this angel and don't let her spend her time here in our beautiful city all alone! 🛁
I've started to see friends I know personally getting zapped over on that other app 🐦which will now forever be known as the sunken place. I feel terrible for them as I know how important that outlet is for promoting, marketing, networking and outreach... among other things.
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I've started to see friends I know personally getting zapped over on that other app 🐦which will now forever be known as the sunken place. I feel terrible for them as I know how important that outlet is for promoting, marketing, networking and outreach... among other things.
The feeling when visiting one of your faves and they are clearly, visibly even more excited to reconnect than you are.
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The feeling when visiting one of your faves and they are clearly, visibly even more excited to reconnect than you are.
Jack White, playing the Turkey day football halftime show w/ Eminem: both very anti-MAGA. Bad Bunny playing the Superbowl: very anti-MAGA. Kendrick last year, same. Time to admit there are NO good artists on the other side. Name one, I'll wait. ⏳
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Jack White, playing the Turkey day football halftime show w/ Eminem: both very anti-MAGA. Bad Bunny playing the Superbowl: very anti-MAGA. Kendrick last year, same. Time to admit there are NO good artists on the other side. Name one, I'll wait. ⏳
I'm ever so grateful for the experiences I get to create & share within this space. I'm always so touched when companions remember little details and anecdotes I share during our time together, even months later. Those moments make this endeavor truly special and worthwhile. 🙏🙏I'm very thankful.
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm ever so grateful for the experiences I get to create & share within this space. I'm always so touched when companions remember little details and anecdotes I share during our time together, even months later. Those moments make this endeavor truly special and worthwhile. 🙏🙏I'm very thankful.
Got tested yesterday. Getting tested regularly is sexy and BDE. It is NOT just the responsibility of your provider to know their status. It takes two (or more sometimes) 😏 to tango and clients should take this just as seriously if they want to swim in these waters. #knowyourstatus
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Got tested yesterday. Getting tested regularly is sexy and BDE. It is NOT just the responsibility of your provider to know their status. It takes two (or more sometimes) 😏 to tango and clients should take this just as seriously if they want to swim in these waters. #knowyourstatus
Met a new friend last week and she said: "I bet your regulars are always so happy when you book them. They must always look forward to seeing you." This was such incredibly high praise and a very astute observation from someone who had just met me. A beautiful compliment! 🤗
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Met a new friend last week and she said: "I bet your regulars are always so happy when you book them. They must always look forward to seeing you." This was such incredibly high praise and a very astute observation from someone who had just met me. A beautiful compliment! 🤗
The constitution is going to need years of therapy for all the trauma it has had to endure in recent years.
Also, amending that document should be a high priority to avoid this BS from ever happening again.
Also, amending that document should be a high priority to avoid this BS from ever happening again.
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The constitution is going to need years of therapy for all the trauma it has had to endure in recent years.
Also, amending that document should be a high priority to avoid this BS from ever happening again.
Also, amending that document should be a high priority to avoid this BS from ever happening again.
Love my city!
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Love my city!
I use a hair tie as a cable wrap for one of my chargers. It came in VERY handy this week. It's always good to be prepared. IYKYK.
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I use a hair tie as a cable wrap for one of my chargers. It came in VERY handy this week. It's always good to be prepared. IYKYK.
I'm going bowling tomorrow for a work event and truthfully, I think it's super fun. I actually think it could be a great date and am wondering who else thinks so. Cute or not?
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I'm going bowling tomorrow for a work event and truthfully, I think it's super fun. I actually think it could be a great date and am wondering who else thinks so. Cute or not?
Confidence, enthusiasm and enjoyment will always be > appearance and/or skill set. You cannot change my mind on this.
November 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Confidence, enthusiasm and enjoyment will always be > appearance and/or skill set. You cannot change my mind on this.
Also, it was very, very HOT!!
On this day, 33 years ago, Bram Stoker’s Dracula was released in cinemas.
Starring #GaryOldman, #WinonaRyder, #KeanuReeves and #AnthonyHopkins it was an Oscar-winning, critically acclaimed success and one of the most revered #vampire movies ever.
Starring #GaryOldman, #WinonaRyder, #KeanuReeves and #AnthonyHopkins it was an Oscar-winning, critically acclaimed success and one of the most revered #vampire movies ever.
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Also, it was very, very HOT!!
My sushi date for tonight just cancelled on me! Do I go eat alone? Or can someone join me?
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My sushi date for tonight just cancelled on me! Do I go eat alone? Or can someone join me?