love guzzler
@loveguzzler.bsky.social
entrepreneur, forsaken godchild, adult diaper enthusiast, prolapse denier, part of a hung jury in 2002
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(mournfully) zoinks scoob
May 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
(mournfully) zoinks scoob
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making a zoophile blocklist and putting everyone who's ever flirted with me on it
May 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
making a zoophile blocklist and putting everyone who's ever flirted with me on it
put a worm on roids what that look like
May 14, 2025 at 6:43 AM
put a worm on roids what that look like
in the pussy having a fuckin asthma attack
May 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
in the pussy having a fuckin asthma attack
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Godspeed is a contraction of “God has peed”
December 5, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Godspeed is a contraction of “God has peed”
asking my 60 year old mormon boss if he likes soaking
December 9, 2024 at 9:34 AM
asking my 60 year old mormon boss if he likes soaking
brokeboy never young again
December 9, 2024 at 9:34 AM
brokeboy never young again
winning the kids in the divorce using my razor sharp dialectics
December 9, 2024 at 9:34 AM
winning the kids in the divorce using my razor sharp dialectics
hiring a full time secretary to feed my tamogachi
December 9, 2024 at 9:34 AM
hiring a full time secretary to feed my tamogachi
god told me to try all the samples at costco
December 9, 2024 at 9:33 AM
god told me to try all the samples at costco
putting my 55 year old coworkers on to prostate milking
December 9, 2024 at 9:32 AM
putting my 55 year old coworkers on to prostate milking
im different. i cajole with scallywags. i play hooky. i listen to piano man. and im only fucking 12
December 9, 2024 at 9:32 AM
im different. i cajole with scallywags. i play hooky. i listen to piano man. and im only fucking 12
new sex position called museumstyle (hands behind back, solemn expression, staring for too long)
December 9, 2024 at 9:31 AM
new sex position called museumstyle (hands behind back, solemn expression, staring for too long)
sneaking into a rich house and tweeting from their fridge
December 9, 2024 at 9:31 AM
sneaking into a rich house and tweeting from their fridge
manic pixie it girl
December 9, 2024 at 9:30 AM
manic pixie it girl