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Lou Tenant

Lou Tenant

@loutenant.bsky.social

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Amateur writer, I still say I'm trying to write a TTRPG (or 3), character creation lover, and casual game reviewer (I just talk about games I love). They/Them

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Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · Jul 18

As I try to lose weight, I think of how I'll look after losing the weight but, like Thiccarus who thought too outside the bun, I know that that image may not be what I actually achieve.

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 7h

I know some people like that

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 1d

I can get behind that.

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 1d

Yea but this time it's just thematic as she is clearly born the year Forever launched and will be in her 30s during the game obviously

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 1d

So the only reason that I'd write him as het is for a scene where he's uncomfortable with his daughter hooking up with random guys, considers how it's just what he used to do and just as you think he is gonna understand he's a peace of shit instead he goes: "That's my girl."

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 2d

God I need a new Spyhunter game.

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 2d

guys saying yea (Look I don't know how to describe the exact emotion on this man's face.)

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 2d

OH NO, I'm so sorry

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb7f...

Tom MacDonald & Roseanne Barr - Daddy's Home

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Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 2d

most art is fueled by spite, and that's why most conservative art sucks because it's often fueled not by spite but, superiority complexes or worse. If you're making art out of spite you aren't churning out some shitty AI nonsense or rapping with Roseanne, that's like, pettiness-fueled at best

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 2d

Archiving this to prove I can write Duke Nukem

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 2d

like "Duchess? That's the kinda shit you name a cat and I'll be damned if my daughter ends up a pussy!"

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 2d

She 100% took pole dancing classes (her choice, not his, he was openly against it) but also I think her mom would actually be either a somewhat normal lady who just orginally wanted to hook up just like Duke but they bonded over guns, cars or aliens attacked and she killed one and he fell in love.

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 2d

oh no, him having a daughter would slowly but surely turn him into the most woman respecting guy out there, like almost annoyingly progressive ( this is not only to spite the GamerGate dorks, I honestly just love the concept) and it would start with him training her to protect her from guys like him

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 2d

I can't decide if this is fucked up or sagely wisdom

Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 2d

Put in different framing, if the concept of a bimbo is Mario and a himbo is Luigi, then a herbo is Waluigi

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 2d

like "Duchess? That's the kinda shit you name a cat and I'll be damned if my daughter ends up a pussy!"

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, we have to consider what Duke would name a daughter when he was still a womanizer and absolute moron. I would say he'd name her something like Luke because he wanted a son and decided on the name or Luca. ( I feel like Duchess also is an obvious answer but I feel like he's shoot that down.)

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 2d

We could also just try to convince Randy Pitchford through a series of magic tricks that it will be a premiumer game for premiumer gamers

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 2d

I'll toss in an extra $20, surely they'll listen

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 2d

YES, you understand me!

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 2d

I have not been thinking about this concept for years, don't check

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 2d

Stella, counter offer, Duke Nukem but a girl, in fact, Duke Nukem's daughter who is also very Bi. ( is she bi purely because I want to hear an old Duke proudly state that his daughter takes a little after her old man? MAYBE)

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 2d

I respect the hustle

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 3d

Have we considered that he's tearing down the East Wing simply because it sounds too close to Epstein?

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 4d

why would you do this to me Spindle?

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 4d

man, trying to write a TTRPG is rough when you love worldbuilding but hate game mechanics

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 4d

Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League is frankly such an underrated game killed by WB, the timing of ANOTHER live service game dropping, and those fucking dorks trying to spread gamergate 2.0.

SS:KTJL had great loot systems, amazing movement, fantastic writing, and I love it dearly.

Lou Tenant @loutenant.bsky.social · 9d

I need someone to stop me from buying her PLEASE

A Monster High doll based on the xenomorph stands by packaging mimicking the movie's box art