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Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️

@loudestklaxons.bsky.social

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Horny schizo shitposts, sometimes doodles Gin addict Mature content; underages fuck off Expect weirdness (#kxposts) DD present, know thy limits Block/hide if uncomfortable Find me on ao3 (if you can) Backup socials below https://loudestklaxons.straw.page ♠️

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Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · Oct 17

Making a megathread of my transformers AU schizoposts that may or may not also be extremely dubiously horny

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Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 1h

All of this. Just. Works.

Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 3h

Good to see that hooligans with death wishes start supermanning you g on bicycles in primary school before getting their motorcycle licenses in secondary

Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 3h

What the fuck

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Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 4h

Still one of the greatest music videos ever filmed
youtube.com/watch?v=fPsl...

Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 7h

>cups of flour
>sticks of butter
>sachet of yeast

Use real fucking measurements with a weight or just use a ratio goddamnit

a close up of a rat on a pink blanket with 4gifs.com at the bottom

ALT: a close up of a rat on a pink blanket with 4gifs.com at the bottom

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Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 13h

Vindication

Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 16h

Just testing

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Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 16h

But should the dragonfires fail, and should no heir of our joined blood wear the Amulet of Kings, then shall the Empire descend into darkness, and the Demon Lords of Misrule shall govern the land.

Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 17h

🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 19h

My ugly children

Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 21h

Let's all inhale capsaicin together

Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 21h

How to make your house smell like cincalok

1. Open a bottle of cincalok
2. Watch it spray all over your kitchen

This is probably too much cincalok but eh whatever

Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 22h

Goddamn motherfucking monkeys trashing the house bins
That's it, buying some clove and peppermint oils to dilute and spray all over the blasted thing now

Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 23h

It actually is cookie dough
I hope you like garlic and chives though

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Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 23h

And into the freezer she goes

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Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 1d

Should've invested in a new hand mixer smh

Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 1d

I have a rule of thumb in regards to furniture, as I will always tell my mom after those cheap drop shipped book racks she bought years ago started degrading into a disgusting pile of microplastics that we're now breathing in:

Furniture is wood, steel or glass only, no plastic if you can help it

Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 1d

All those woodworking videos of people just pouring obscene amounts of resin all over
Ugh
You guys know that on top of being more plastic shit, epoxy actually discolours within a decade, right?
Why even bother getting nice wood, only to cover it with something that can be scratched so easily?

Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 1d

"Nothing in life is to be feared, only to be understood."

Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 1d

For a moment I thought this was going to turn into "when you're done nutting into the protectobot, we're doing you too, Vortex" thing

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charlie 🔌🔞 @charlie-nsfw.bsky.social · 1d

i’ve been envisioning a scenario where vortex decides he wants to baby trap first aid i mean start a family with him, but then onslaught finds out and decides actually this needs to be a team effort, because any bot they made thats 50% autobot will not be strong enough to call itself a combaticon—

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Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 1d

🫂🫂🫂

Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 1d

This. I've never as much as touched any of his channels with a 5 yard stick, but goddamn if the meme isn't ubiquitous

Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 1d

Guess who locked in at last

How is it 3.50am already

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Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️ @loudestklaxons.bsky.social · 1d

"Must you look at me with such contempt? You didn't lose a damn thing that day."

"I Iost you."

"You never had me to begin with."

#kxsats #kxposts

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