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Klaxon (slayersong) 🖇️
@loudestklaxons.bsky.social
Horny schizo shitposts, sometimes doodles
Gin addict
Mature content; underages fuck off
Expect weirdness (#kxposts)
DD present, know thy limits
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Making a megathread of my transformers AU schizoposts that may or may not also be extremely dubiously horny
We getting delayed again boys
Lol wrong gates
Good ol Ryanair
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Lol wrong gates
Good ol Ryanair
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Ah fuck I forgot my sun glasses again
I feel naked
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 AM
are you winning son
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Riddle me this, batman!
What swings with both arms, but never strikes true?!
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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starprowl
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Sleep with one eye open
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Good stuff
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Thanks buddy
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I sleep well knowing that the execs at DC lie awake at night from time to time, dreading the fact that the character in which their company is named after is probably the most bisexually coded man in the history of comic books despite them not being able to officially admit it
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The Bat clan is a

Nuclear family: ❎
Pile of undefined and emotionally intense co-dependencies: ✅
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Sejuk
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Put them up @kelpointhemoonlite.bsky.social 💢💢💢
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Fuck I left my sun glasses
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I hate children I hate children I hate children I hate children I hate children I hate children I hate children I hate children I hate children I hate children I hate children I hate children I hate children I hate children I hate children I hate children I hate children I hate children
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Ugh
Witching hour flight schedules
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Travel fuel...
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I love these little guys
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Mfw
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Resident Evil + Bloodborne = Akira
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Alright, Scott Snyder

You win

Absolute Batman is, indeed, Batman AF (as fuck)
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM