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After one year of the 'Greatest Economy Ever' we see ONE PERCENT of the job growth of the last guy.

Is there anything more pathetic than failing worse than the man you called a failure? There's always tomorrow, I guess.
February 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
"Fifty Thousand Dowllars" is a pathetic 10% one year in. Biden got 16% in just his last year (failing numbers per King Trump).

Didn't they teach you Econ in Law School?
February 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
How best to glorify Him than to smear His Name on all of Creation?
February 10, 2026 at 5:17 PM
At some point, not being in the files is going to hurt my political aspirations, so I've spent the morning emailing 'Wazzup?' to [email protected]
February 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
You know who's not in the Epstein files? Linus Torvalds.

hold on a minute... "Linux is the registered trademark of Linus Torvalds"

Et tu?
February 4, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Look - all you Patriots don't get it: They came for Democrat voting boxes, not your votes. They came for Libs without warrants, not busting in your door. They disarm then shoot Agitators, not you. And they're coming for Leftist guns, not your guns.

Say... are you sure you're with us?
February 2, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Our Dear President & Chairman's armed troops Occupy Main Street in American cities for just over 365 days - a true achomlishment, sir.
February 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
STATEMENT PER LEGAL COUNSEL:
I only briefly met Jeff on a limited number of occasions during my 17 visits to his sex island for sex.
February 1, 2026 at 7:53 PM
"They bring drugs.
They bring canapés.
And some of them... I assume...
are pedophiles."
February 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
The nine most comforting words in the English language are "I am from ICE now show me your papers."
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Guys come on just give the uh... Immigration Cops? your citizens' vote ballots and this can all go away.
January 29, 2026 at 2:31 PM
7? 8? states audited by the cyberest R ninjas, incl GA, all proved clean election.

T pardons GA Rs who breached ballot data AFTER the election (fake electors, R chair Cathy Latham).
Trump lost by 74 EC votes. GA=16.

Watch them challenge 2020 for the 10th time bc 2 diff ppl named Joe Johnson voted.
January 29, 2026 at 2:23 PM
It's been a whole day since FBI seized 2020 ballots in Georgia.

Why hasn't Kristi Noem held a press conf yet to declare the 2020 election a domestic terrorist?
January 29, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I'd tell my gadsden boys what they warned is here - masked secret police took lawful arms from a citizen then executed in the streets, but I'm sure they'd say 'but that's Minneapolis - it's like miles away'
January 29, 2026 at 1:26 PM
While masked ICE use face pics to fill palantir databases with subversive moms, it's amazing the best gotcha conspiracy they have is: "WHO PAID FOR YOUR WHISTLE???"
January 29, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I have unwavering faith in Miller's leadership of DHS' Noem, but I strongly question the advice he is getting from Beelzebub and Asmodeus.
January 28, 2026 at 1:16 AM
You're all gonna be so embarrassed when you learn Kash was talking to a tiny Rick Moranis on the tip of his nose this whole time.
January 28, 2026 at 12:58 AM
As an ICE Agent, it really Fucks my Feelings when you say mean things like 'You suck!' and 'Go home!' or 'Get out of here!'

It's almost enough to make me put down this infant, come over there, and shoot you 10 times in the back.
January 27, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I look forward to the day Noem defends herself at the hearings by claiming she was 'just giving the orders'.
January 27, 2026 at 12:26 AM
When all of this is over, I hope people remember it was Donald J Trump who finally put the concept of an end to the President's brutal failure of a war on American Cities.
January 26, 2026 at 11:58 PM
With everyone so focused on the Minneapolis Massacre phase of their 'Immigration' orders, we're not giving ICE enough credit for Customs Enforcement.

Tea Tariffs don't collect themselves, you know.
January 26, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I'm not misunderremembering, it was always "Epstain"
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Thank you for your service Mister President! REAL America salutes you!
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
OMG wouldnt it be HILARIOUS if 47+ put like an actual THRONE in his big ballroom? Then he just sat napping in his throneroom and you'd like kneel-crawl 2 beg as he pardoned any who do crimes 4 him? And do war on cities? And defund everything your congress passed? Wouldn't that totally own the libs?
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If you're not a Tariffist, you're probably a Terrorist.

loserbored.com#Tariffs
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM