𝐘uga— ’
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Take my place among
ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏᴅs ✨
— Life is a 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐
its like watching a child being reprimanded .
how flattering of you to miss me .
despite it being expected to a very high degree , as anyone should miss a masterpiece such as myself .

[ a raise of hand - reach - and pat to him . very formal in delivery . ]
“How rude! I happen to wash my hands, thank you!”

Majora huffed.

“I guess it’s good to see you back. It’s been quite lonesome.”
its been a hard four months of inactivity . it weighs one down . plates of pounds on the shoulders , actually .

firstly , do not touch me with your greasy fingers .
secondly , wash your greasy fingers .
nasty .

lastly . no . i will not .
just put the fries in the bag majora .
its been a hard four months of inactivity . it weighs one down . plates of pounds on the shoulders , actually .

firstly , do not touch me with your greasy fingers .
secondly , wash your greasy fingers .
nasty .

lastly . no . i will not .
“Oh dear. You’re so exhausted that the fourth wall is breaking. I feel sorry for you.”

He smiled and patted Yuga.

“Before you rest, send Hilda my regards.”
i will draw you when it is not so late . totally under my own free will and not because the mun has been dying to draw you since like forever of knowing your existence back in the day .

i do not fall for petty ragebait from losers .
i will draw you when it is not so late . totally under my own free will and not because the mun has been dying to draw you since like forever of knowing your existence back in the day .

i do not fall for petty ragebait from losers .
“I dare you to try. Many have failed, and lost details.

At least I don’t take my fashion from Ghirahim’s rejected styles.”
stfu you look so easy to draw .
i could use the symmetry tool .
stfu you look so easy to draw .
“This coming from the artist who only paints in one angle?”
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you just offer things i could do on my own . are you that desperate for food .
"Well, I could blow them up with magic too, but that's definitely going to cost you."
you advertise like 💧 — no i prefer to leave my enemies wondering what i think about them as opposed to simply insulted by words .
you are forgiven . for now .
... Apologies.
im still more important .
im still more important .
You are not my employer or a target...
please reconsider .
you advertise like 💧 — no i prefer to leave my enemies wondering what i think about them as opposed to simply insulted by words .
"How else am I supposed to advertise? Speaking of, do you happen to have any enemies who need to be brought low or humiliated?"
have you considered advertising your services to others who have bones to pick with another . just spewing them around is not a great strategy .
please reconsider .
... Questionable.
im more important than the rest
have you considered advertising your services to others who have bones to pick with another . just spewing them around is not a great strategy .
"Pah! Nobody appreciates the fine art of crafting insults these days. I suppose I will just have to starve." :(
i can appreciate that honestly but im not giving a tip
i can appreciate that honestly but im not giving a tip
"Thank you, I take tips in the form of rupees and family heirlooms."
im more important than the rest
Many are important.
👏 im 👏 very 👏 important 👏
I JUST GOT DOWN FOR A NAP IM BAWLING
GIRL BYE
"Nine out of ten what? Circus clowns? Because that's the only sort of person I can imagine appreciating such a makeup job!"
9/10 would recommend being as stylish and gorgeous as myself, only a 9 because i am constantly striving to better myself over others ✨