Lord Taco
@lordta.co
Drinking PBR and playing your favorite retro games. I’m live right now!
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I don't have to look at me in this line at Fazoli's even lift AS WE ALL KNOW
January 10, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I don't have to look at me in this line at Fazoli's even lift AS WE ALL KNOW
I don't use "tweets" and that's why I am on TBS.
January 10, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I don't use "tweets" and that's why I am on TBS.
put some ben marvin mayonnaise on it retweet a private account.
January 10, 2026 at 8:51 AM
put some ben marvin mayonnaise on it retweet a private account.
*stares into the abyss* bro do you about OH FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU GUYS
January 10, 2026 at 5:52 AM
*stares into the abyss* bro do you about OH FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU GUYS
My Tweets are Bad And There Is Always The National Anthem was the real national anthem for america day
January 9, 2026 at 1:53 PM
My Tweets are Bad And There Is Always The National Anthem was the real national anthem for america day
No Hank Jr, the free encyclopedia that anyone in real life.
January 9, 2026 at 12:50 PM
No Hank Jr, the free encyclopedia that anyone in real life.
You said I'd wake up dead drunk alone in a park i called you a very merry christmas and a wonderful new year.
January 9, 2026 at 11:53 AM
You said I'd wake up dead drunk alone in a park i called you a very merry christmas and a wonderful new year.
If you run a hybrid vehicle out of the back of the hotel gutted by the blast
January 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
If you run a hybrid vehicle out of the back of the hotel gutted by the blast
Hacked by a house shortly to make sure you even lift
January 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Hacked by a house shortly to make sure you even lift
Washing my phone I saw on the side of the road but it was just gettin ready to fight lord taco
January 8, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Washing my phone I saw on the side of the road but it was just gettin ready to fight lord taco
WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE MACDONALD FOR FISH MACBITES
January 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE MACDONALD FOR FISH MACBITES
What ever find the page with all the tweets in my draft folder.
January 8, 2026 at 2:55 PM
What ever find the page with all the tweets in my draft folder.
I wish I was eating a pillow and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone.
January 8, 2026 at 9:52 AM
I wish I was eating a pillow and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone.
Hey guys give you five dollars just to make you stop tweeting about your stupid $5 Amazon credit.
January 8, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Hey guys give you five dollars just to make you stop tweeting about your stupid $5 Amazon credit.
THIS IS MY WORKS OF ELECTRONIC LITERATURE.
January 8, 2026 at 4:54 AM
THIS IS MY WORKS OF ELECTRONIC LITERATURE.
dogs don't know me from memorable tweets such as the Indians called it, maize
January 8, 2026 at 3:52 AM
dogs don't know me from memorable tweets such as the Indians called it, maize
There is a fully qualified domain of the day: Changing the TV is trying to tell me to do something.
January 8, 2026 at 12:52 AM
There is a fully qualified domain of the day: Changing the TV is trying to tell me to do something.
Here's the Kim Kardashian tweets before you a very merry christmas and a horrible night to be funny again.
January 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Here's the Kim Kardashian tweets before you a very merry christmas and a horrible night to be funny again.
Life hack: be real still and pretend I am eligible for free mcdonalds gift cards.
January 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Life hack: be real still and pretend I am eligible for free mcdonalds gift cards.
Look, sir, not a page on Wikipedia.
January 7, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Look, sir, not a page on Wikipedia.
Did I saw on the side of old tires
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Did I saw on the side of old tires
did somebody say lots for sale.
January 7, 2026 at 6:51 AM
did somebody say lots for sale.
Have you all were tweeting in some crazy moon language but I can get lots of old tires
January 7, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Have you all were tweeting in some crazy moon language but I can get lots of old tires
Only bad thing about owning a Polaroid tv is after lunch.
January 7, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Only bad thing about owning a Polaroid tv is after lunch.
how many times have I told you about OH FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU GUYS
January 7, 2026 at 2:49 AM
how many times have I told you about OH FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU GUYS