Lord Jeff, Thy Holy Concubine
@lordjeffjeff.bsky.social
6’6” | Sopranoist | Caro Nome | Majestically Awesome🦄 | Traveler | UGA PhD Candidate | Molecular Biochemist | HCC-U 18 & JSU 20 Alumnus | Business Owner | Writer
I be forgetting that this app exists
June 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I be forgetting that this app exists
Fresh cut and retwist… type dangerous 🤭
June 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Fresh cut and retwist… type dangerous 🤭
One of them days
June 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
One of them days
“Big momma, your arm!”
May 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
“Big momma, your arm!”
caro nome, tuo sarà
May 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
caro nome, tuo sarà
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I understand that’s you really aren’t that attracted to me, nor compatible; however, I refuse to beg or negotiate a sexual settlement to please one’s ego.
April 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I understand that’s you really aren’t that attracted to me, nor compatible; however, I refuse to beg or negotiate a sexual settlement to please one’s ego.
One of my friends told me that Giuseppe looked like ScoobyDoo, therefore, she shall call him Scooby😂😂
April 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
One of my friends told me that Giuseppe looked like ScoobyDoo, therefore, she shall call him Scooby😂😂
“Don't manipulate me. I don't know.
If you say that one more time, I'm going to choke the shit out of you that I see you. Thank you.
Well, I don't.
You don't what?
Well, I don't want to be choked.
Yes, you do. I don't think you have a choice in the matter.”
If you say that one more time, I'm going to choke the shit out of you that I see you. Thank you.
Well, I don't.
You don't what?
Well, I don't want to be choked.
Yes, you do. I don't think you have a choice in the matter.”
April 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
“Don't manipulate me. I don't know.
If you say that one more time, I'm going to choke the shit out of you that I see you. Thank you.
Well, I don't.
You don't what?
Well, I don't want to be choked.
Yes, you do. I don't think you have a choice in the matter.”
If you say that one more time, I'm going to choke the shit out of you that I see you. Thank you.
Well, I don't.
You don't what?
Well, I don't want to be choked.
Yes, you do. I don't think you have a choice in the matter.”
Hating is a popular activity that builds community rooted in misery, whilst secretly loving or admiring what you vocally hate.
April 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Hating is a popular activity that builds community rooted in misery, whilst secretly loving or admiring what you vocally hate.
I feel sorry for all of the people who bought a Tesla, entered into a financing agreement, just for Elon to show his ass. Now they are stuck with an easy target for hate crimes.
April 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I feel sorry for all of the people who bought a Tesla, entered into a financing agreement, just for Elon to show his ass. Now they are stuck with an easy target for hate crimes.
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My thighs will betray me in jeans, but the true Judases are my calves.
April 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My thighs will betray me in jeans, but the true Judases are my calves.
Lab coat and ponytail type of day! Happy Thursday from one of your favourite scientists!
April 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Lab coat and ponytail type of day! Happy Thursday from one of your favourite scientists!
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Elections have consequences
April 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Elections have consequences
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Look at science!!!
April 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Look at science!!!
Can’t trust them can’t trust them
You can’t find one you can’t find one 😂
You can’t find one you can’t find one 😂
April 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Can’t trust them can’t trust them
You can’t find one you can’t find one 😂
You can’t find one you can’t find one 😂
Fresh cut, talk to me nicely.
April 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Fresh cut, talk to me nicely.
I’m just a boy with a big brain.
April 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’m just a boy with a big brain.
Full coverage or not, let’s not fuck each others day and week.
April 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Full coverage or not, let’s not fuck each others day and week.
My rule of engagement is, if you invite me to celebrate you, I will do my best to provide a gift regardless of my physical presence.
March 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
My rule of engagement is, if you invite me to celebrate you, I will do my best to provide a gift regardless of my physical presence.
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I appreciate you tho
March 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I appreciate you tho