Lonnietoft
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Nobody shot at Trump, so no.
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Why won't anyone ever tell him he's a vile POS? Nancy Pelosi stood up, stuck her finger in his face and called him a traitor in a room full of his toadies and got forever praise for it. Why won't any of these reporters or staffers ever just throw it back in his face? No job is worth your soul.
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It's to the shame of everyone that serves on this vile ogar's staff.
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Why doesn't any Republican mind that Trump started a war with Venezuela?
Surely some member of the GOP has family or friends there. Did the Venezuelan government announce a new DEI program for fishermen?
Is that why nobody cares that they're being murdered?
Are the Epstein files on those boats?
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Palestine has been freed for its highest and best use for real estate investment opportunities in the luxury beachfront hospitality, golf and gaming sectors. Contact The White House and The House of Saud for details.
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Yeah. He was thinking lower.
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Doesn’t matter. Trump got his little parade.
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I would pay big $$$ for a pay per view 1-on-1 football scrimmage of Colin Kaepernick plowing over Lil Lord Fauntleroy here for 60 mins.
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Omg this just made me feel bad for Barron Trump. And the other two snakey spawn of his.
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Holy fuck! He’s going with “concepts of a plan”.
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Harvard? Columbia? For shame!
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Thank you, Chris Christie, for your part in helping Trump destroy America. Please fuck off and shut up now.
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Literally thousands of construction and support jobs got taken away from NJ residents and this asshole is all for it now. Welcome, Governor Mikey Sherril!
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Biden and Blinken methodically, and quietly, secured the release of many more hostages than the 20 today. No fanfare, summits, speeches. They also didn’t boast that the war was over as Hamas refused to disarm, as the IDF bombed the West Bank or as Netanyahu refused to be seen with our president.
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You'd think Secretary Hair Gel would want his picture taken all the time.
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To be fair, he's really only ever been the President of Whatever Makes Trump feel good.
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Do these dipshits not realize that Trump has unleashed them like Dobermans because he WANTS pissed off citizens to start shooting at them? These evil fucks are the bait for Trump's civil war.
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He's right about that. Very little street crime in dictatorships cuz getting caught shoplifting means you get your hands cut off. And you know Trump wants that power too.
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There is NO WAY on earth that Trump did NOT get his cut of the $50K. You can bet that Bondi, Kash & Noem got a taste also, which is why they play dumb about it when asked.
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Trump is your friend if you

Feed him
Fuck him
Pay him or
Praise him

All others can go to hell
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Please make it soon wherever the fuck he’s going.
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I dare say that Barron is the most Nazi looking Trump of them all.
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The senate and the electoral college are the original gerrymanders.
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A Trump deal goes south? Hard to imagine.
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Not sure how Trump feels about it but I’m tickled pink that he’s going to hell.