Yomzag 🍬 {Parody} 🍬
@lonelyyomzag.bsky.social
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Not your average Imp. I’m a prankster, yes. But what I crave doesn’t come from making people laugh. Don’t underestimate me and turn your back on me… #OC #TMIRP #ParodyAccount
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{Straightens out my jacket with a smile}
You like, hm?
You like, hm?
Okay… okay… I know it’s not my turn… but hear me out…
Look at this… 🤤
I’m dead. Thanks @nocturnal-curse.bsky.social, you killed me.
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Look at this… 🤤
I’m dead. Thanks @nocturnal-curse.bsky.social, you killed me.
www.instagram.com/reel/DPRak6Z...
Because it's difficult for me to contain myself
+Tilts my head+
Why is it bad for you?
Why is it bad for you?
{Pulls you down and kisses over your face}
Can't do that.. with that face
Can't do that.. with that face
But I was just blowing you a kiss…
+Presses a hand to your chest+
+Presses a hand to your chest+
Yes. Well, for me, no. For you, likely yes
I…is that a good thing?
{Groans}
Not when you make that face at me...
Not when you make that face at me...
+sits down next to you and looks you over+
Are you okay, Yangy?
Are you okay, Yangy?
You are making me very feral....
{Falls down the stairs trying to get to you}
+Blows @nocturnal-curse.bsky.social a kiss+
{Trails my fingers along your abdomen}
It is. But I fear we may make a terrible mess on the floor later
It is. But I fear we may make a terrible mess on the floor later
Neither have I…
+Tilts my head back and nuzzles your jaw+
This is nice
+Tilts my head back and nuzzles your jaw+
This is nice
{Nudges you a little}
I think that's twice now. You've made me squishy
I think that's twice now. You've made me squishy
+Leans my cheek into your hand and smiles up at you+
You just said I love you…
You just said I love you…
{Wraps my arms around you and leans back with you}
I have never bathed with anyone before
I have never bathed with anyone before
+Shakes my head and shivers at the thought, despite the current temperature of the water+
Fuck no…
+Shifts to sit between your legs, leaning back against your chest, my hands sliding down your thighs+
Fuck no…
+Shifts to sit between your legs, leaning back against your chest, my hands sliding down your thighs+
{Smiles and gently brushes away your tears, placing a hand on your cheek}
I may have difficulty saying I love you, but I will always try to show you how I feel
I may have difficulty saying I love you, but I will always try to show you how I feel
+Shakes my head vigorously and lifts my hands to your chest, swallowing back my tears as I smile up at you+
No… don’t change anything. It’s so special… no one’s ever done anything like this for me before. It’s just a little overwhelming
No… don’t change anything. It’s so special… no one’s ever done anything like this for me before. It’s just a little overwhelming
Do you take cold baths?
{Sinks into the water}
{Sinks into the water}
+Grins as I watch you undress, making room for you in the bath+
Lucky the water is hot… I wouldn’t want you to have a cold bath.
Lucky the water is hot… I wouldn’t want you to have a cold bath.
{Gasps softly at the sight of your tears and steps in close, worry on my face}
Is it... I can change anything you want if you don't like it. And you can add anything you want...
Is it... I can change anything you want if you don't like it. And you can add anything you want...
+Since moving to the hotel, I had missed living in the trees, and although I could visit whenever I wanted, it just wasn’t the same. Having a garden that was just for me… it was something so special that I have no words to express my gratitude. Instead, silent tears begin to stream down my cheeks+
For someone so adept, he really is terrible
{Eye twitch and immediately strips down to join you}
{Nods with a small smile}
I did. I thought you might like something you could actually touch and sit in
I did. I thought you might like something you could actually touch and sit in
+Blinks and trails my fingers along the flowers, approaching you slowly+
You did this for me?
You did this for me?
Added a non deadly section in the garden room for @lonelyyomzag.bsky.social I wonder if he'll like...? 🌸🌺🪻🌷
{Drops my phone and just stares}
Yommie...
Yommie...