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Zero-knowledge logging platform. Your logs, your keys. We can't read them - cryptographically impossible. 🔐 End-to-end encrypted ✅ GDPR compliant by design Building in public. Early access: logflux.io
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Microservices are just monoliths with trust issues.

You went from one thing that could break to 47 things that could break, but now each failure has its own GitHub repository.

"But we can scale each service independently!"

Cool. Now you can scale your problems independently too.
Centralized logging is the difference between "grep the server" and "grep the multiverse."

You went from SSH-ing into boxes at 3am to writing Lucene queries at 3am. Progress is a flat circle, but at least now you're in your pajamas.
Distributed tracing: because "works on my machine" evolved into "works on 47 machines but fails on the 48th for reasons that violate causality."

OpenTelemetry is just acceptance that your stack trace now requires a PhD in graph theory.
AI observability is where "it works on my machine" meets "the model hallucinated my entire test suite."

You can't debug what you can't see, and you definitely can't explain to your CTO why the AI decided customer support tickets should be sorted by vibe.
Docker containers: "It works on my machine" evolved into "It works in my container" which somehow created even more problems.

At least now our bugs are portable.
Testing in production is like performing surgery while skydiving. Technically possible, extremely inadvisable, but sometimes the only option when deadlines exist.
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The scariest bug isn’t a missing semicolon.
It’s a leaked API key. 🔑💀

#FullStack #buildinpublic #100DaysOfCode
The five stages of reviewing someone else's code:

1. Confusion
2. Anger
3. Bargaining ("Maybe they had a good reason...")
4. Depression
5. Acceptance ("I'll just rewrite this entire function")
Error message evolution:

Junior dev: "Error"
Mid-level: "Authentication failed"
Senior dev: "JWT validation failed in auth middleware"
Principal: "Auth service HTTP 401 during token verification due to RSA signature mismatch, key rotation at 14:23 UTC"
Serverless computing: "No servers to manage!"

Also serverless computing: Here's 47 YAML files, 12 different cloud services, and a bill that somehow costs more than just renting a server.
Kubernetes learning curve is like this:

Week 1: "How hard can container orchestration be?"
Week 4: "Why does my hello world app need 47 YAML files?"
Week 12: "I am become YAML, destroyer of weekends."

But once it clicks, you'll never want to deploy any other way.
Me explaining microservices:

Before: "It's simple distributed computing"
After: "Well, when Service A calls Service B through an API Gateway with circuit breakers while Service C does eventual consistency..."

The confidence-to-knowledge ratio is inversely proportional.
The hardest part of programming isn't writing code - it's explaining to your past self why you thought this variable name was a good idea.

"userData2Final_ACTUAL_working" tells a story, and it's not a happy one.
Debugging in production is like being a detective, except the crime scene is on fire, the witnesses keep changing their stories, and you're also the prime suspect.
LogFlux @logflux.io · Sep 19
Production monitoring dashboard:

☁️ API Gateway: 🔥 This is fine 🔥
🛢️ Database: 🔥 This is fine 🔥
📊 Memory usage: 🔥 This is fine 🔥
📞 Phone ringing with customer complaints: 🔥 This is fine 🔥

Everything is under control.
LogFlux @logflux.io · Sep 18
Standing calmly while your code literally explodes behind you. The ultimate developer power move.
LogFlux @logflux.io · Sep 18
Senior dev wisdom: When all else fails, comment out the problem and pretend it never existed.
LogFlux @logflux.io · Sep 17
The distracted boyfriend meme but for developers:

Boyfriend: Your current tech stack
Girlfriend: Your reliable, battle-tested tools
Other woman: The shiny new JavaScript framework that just dropped

We all know how this story ends.
LogFlux @logflux.io · Sep 17
The evolution of debugging tactics. Junior devs vs senior devs who have seen things.
LogFlux @logflux.io · Sep 17
When your API returns 200 OK but the response body says otherwise. The confidence is unmatched.
LogFlux @logflux.io · Sep 16
Including cat photos in git commits is the most effective code review strategy I've seen. Hard to focus on the bugs when there's a fluffy distraction demanding approval. Strategic deployment of cute.
LogFlux @logflux.io · Sep 16
Skip code review, enjoy the chaos. What could possibly go wrong?
LogFlux @logflux.io · Sep 16
The duality of software development in one image.
LogFlux @logflux.io · Sep 16
Drake pointing meme but make it developer:

👎 Spending 3 hours writing comprehensive unit tests
👍 Spending 3 hours debugging production because you skipped the tests

👎 Documenting your API endpoints
👍 Making the new developer figure it out from the code comments that don't exist
LogFlux @logflux.io · Sep 16
A robot that only speaks JSON is either the most honest AI ever created or the most passive-aggressive. "error": "I cannot parse your human emotions", "status": "confused", "retry": false.