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Memos From Lofwyr

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Memos from Saeder-Krupp President & CEO, Lofwyr. Memos by Executive Assistant unless marked. (Fan Account) #Lofwyr #Cyberpunk #SaederKrupp #Shadowrun  “I’m often very alarmed and confused by this account.” -Tom Dowd [Also on Discord and Mastodon]

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · Feb 2

This is an in-character fan account and does not advocate non-imaginary crimes.

Views are those of an imaginary dragon. 
Also on Discord: discord.gg/6WRBhZY7

And Mastodon: shadowland.social/@Memos_from_...

#Shadowrun

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 1d

All tragedies are the work of Commie saboteurs.

Your superiors are all faultless geniuses, and you are instructed to believe that their endless short-sighted power grabs and political squabbles have had absolutely no bearing over recent events.

Thank you for your understanding.

#ttrpg #paranoia

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 1d

a woman is standing in front of a brick wall with her arms outstretched and the words `` take cover '' written on it .

ALT: a woman is standing in front of a brick wall with her arms outstretched and the words `` take cover '' written on it .

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 1d

IRREGULAR ASSETS:

A word of warning - those jewels were not just antiquities. I am offering a substantial reward for their return, and whatever you do, DO NOT PUT THEM ON! -L

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 2d

MEMO:

It has come to Mr. Lofwyr’s attention that the intra-departmental conflict in Custodial Services has gotten out of control. Seduction, betrayal, shadowrunners, payoffs - it would be impressive if the bathrooms were still clean.

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 3d

MEMO:

Employees in the Seattle Metroplex are reminded that the Halloweeners Gang is gearing up for their annual holiday rampage. Remember to stay SAFE!

Security
Armor
Fire-retardant
Extra Ammo

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 6d

a man in a blue shirt and tie is sitting at a desk in an office

ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is sitting at a desk in an office

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 6d

Quiet, you. -L

Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 6d

Spoken like someone who doesn’t want to be rich. -L

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 6d

IRREGULAR ASSETS:

A certain contemporary of mine in Denver has been irritating me of late. I have a large payout available for a team willing to break a few of his toys.

-L

#Shadowrun #Plothook

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 7d

Celebrate Recycling Day!
Please place all expired clones, failed experiments, and politically unreliable acquaintances in the designated soylent bins.

#ttrpg #paranoia

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 7d

He spends as much on his red leather jumpsuits as I do at my tailor. -L

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 7d

MEMO:

Due to a vexing and convoluted web of genealogy and draconic etiquette, I am obligated to personally come to the aid of one Shayla DuPuis of Vandergrift, PA.

Local assets will please please clear the North Vandergrift Bridge of bystanders in the next 30 minutes.

-L

#Shadowrun #Plothook

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 9d

MEMO:

Stuttgart office, security is aware that a lot of you saw the “screaming, scary skull” and you don’t have to call it in anymore. Please carry on with your day.

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 10d

MEMO:

Employees in Raleigh, forensics cordoned off the third floor to investigate an apparent break in over the weekend.

This does not affect your output expectations. You may not work from home.

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 11d

I shall add this individual to my Rolodex. -L

Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 13d

IRREGULAR ASSETS:

I am hiring for a team that is comfortable operating underground. The objective is to try to find any trace of the previous team. Head lamps will be provided.

#Shadowrun #Plothook

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 14d

MEMO:

HR will be testing a pilot program which will replace the Performance Improvement Plan with the Performance Example Plan, wherein poor performance will be made an example of.

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 16d

MEMO:

Jackbooted goons have their place, employees, but over-reliance on them only exposes their limitations. (And yours.) -L

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 17d

MEMO:

Personal VTOL arrivals to the shareholder meeting on top of the Paris arcology are being diverted as the protesters surrounding the building apparently have a large supply of balloons and incendiary devices.

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 18d

My sentiments exactly. -L

#Shadowrun

Perianwyr @perianwyr.bsky.social · 18d

Explain your username:

I'm a dragon. Fuck you.

Mx. D. D. Ward (they/them) @ddwardiswriting.bsky.social · 18d

Explain your username:

I'm DD Ward. And I am, or ought to be, writing.

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 19d

! MISSION ALERT !

Attention Troubleshooter:
Report to briefing room CRS-4533/gamma immediately!
Nature of Mission: CLASSIFIED!
Estimated Time Required: CLASSIFIED!
Briefing Officer: CLASSIFIED!

This assignment will be very safe and lots of fun. Your next of kin have been notified.

#ttrpg

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 20d

You are like a bad penny. -L

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 21d

I’ve only known a few who could master it. It’s not easy. -L

Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 21d

MEMO:

Anyone up on 117 should know that the lunch drone is late because Craig has fashioned it into a sort of machete and she is roaming the halls with it.

So lunch will be late and lock your office door.

#Shadowrun

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Dylan Archbold 🇵🇷🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @dylanarchbold.bsky.social · 22d

The Ork Rights Commission declares this month to be Orktober!

#shadowrun

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