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Rick

@locktowndog.bsky.social

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No spring chicken anymore. Artist. Art historian just short of a degree. Still working on it. Lazy servant to a stubborn doggo. Pagan, mindful heathen with animist/buddhist tendencies.

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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 1h

The spicy corner of the bookstore...

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 4h

Lara Frumperstall

You/you/you/oughta mow

[pic of a truck with a decal that says Alanis landscaping]

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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 4h

What is it like inside your head?

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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 15h

The awkward silence when your dinner date asks if you want to follow her to her place for coffee, and you reply with "Nah. I only live 5 miles from here and it's way past my bedtime."

Then later:

a man says ah i see in front of a hulu ad

ALT: a man says ah i see in front of a hulu ad

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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 23h

Oh FFS.
He went running face first into a rose bush.
AGAIN.
His eye is bleeding.
AGAIN.

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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 1d

"Although dying in one's sleep is the goal."

(Dr) Rena Maguire @justrena.bsky.social · 1d

"So pleased each and all of them all understood the assignment :)"

Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 1d

"Thank you so much for hanging out with me."

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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 1d

Drove 15 minutes to the dog park, only stayed for 3.
BECAUSE EDGAR OPTED FOR VIOLENCE.
🤬
Immediately knocked over a dachshund and stole his/her ball. When they protested, he knocked them over again. AND THEN SAT DOWN COMFORTABLY ON THEM.

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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 1d

A month?!?

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Aww. Poor thing.

Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 1d

Sketch. Watercolor and alcohol markers. 5 minute time limit.
#art

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Edvard Munch @edvardmunch.bsky.social · 1d

The Wave 1921
https://botfrens.com/collections/90/contents/25810

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 1d

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 1d

(insert unnecessary RFK Jr joke here)

MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 1d

F511.0.7
Man
with venomous worm
in his head.

Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 1d

FFS

Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 1d

I did not bring this dog into my house and give him a good home just to watch him become a treacherous Cheeto thief!
The gall!

an older man with a bandage on his arm says now that 's stealing

ALT: an older man with a bandage on his arm says now that 's stealing

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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 2d

*loud

Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 2d

The worst is the Lou's tinnitus only in my deaf ear.
Makes trying to sleep fun. 🤕

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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 2d

Yep. Been dealing with that same exact thing for 30+ years.
I *think* it's due to the concerts I went to as a teen.

I don't know, man.

Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 2d

Hush, you.

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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 2d

I do not care what comes after; I have seen the dragons on the wind of morning.

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 2d

HERE'S A LITTLE SONG I WROTE CALLED "IF YOU'RE NOT ON A GOVERNMENT WATCHLIST BY NOW, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF."

[kermit with his banjo and singing on a log]

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Rick @locktowndog.bsky.social · 2d

barista: Are you bleeding?

me: Why do you ask?

barista: (points at my shirt)

me: ...............no.

barista: Are you sure?

me: Pretty sure. That's either paint or strawberry.

barista: If you say so.

me: Yep.

barista: What can I get you?

me: A mocha......... and a mop?

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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 2d

Collywobbles [KOL-ee-wah-buls]
(n.)
-Stomach pain or queasiness associated with looseness of the bowels.

Used in a sentence:
“Half the parish came down with spumiferous collywobbles after sampling Aunt Gertrude’s gelatinous aspic tart — it was likely the anchovies that had gone a trifle off.”

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MoMA Paintings and Sculpture @moma.bsky.social · 2d

Alberto Giacometti, Tall Figure, Half-Size, 1947
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136792

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 2d

Just learned that today Elizabeth Warren called him “Donald Cunt” 😂

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