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Rick
@locktowndog.bsky.social
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No spring chicken anymore. Artist. Art historian just short of a degree. Still working on it. Lazy servant to a stubborn doggo. Pagan, mindful heathen with animist/buddhist tendencies.
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The spicy corner of the bookstore...
What is it like inside your head?
The awkward silence when your dinner date asks if you want to follow her to her place for coffee, and you reply with "Nah. I only live 5 miles from here and it's way past my bedtime."

Then later:
a man says ah i see in front of a hulu ad
ALT: a man says ah i see in front of a hulu ad
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Oh FFS.
He went running face first into a rose bush.
AGAIN.
His eye is bleeding.
AGAIN.
"Although dying in one's sleep is the goal."
"So pleased each and all of them all understood the assignment :)"
"Thank you so much for hanging out with me."
Drove 15 minutes to the dog park, only stayed for 3.
BECAUSE EDGAR OPTED FOR VIOLENCE.
🤬
Immediately knocked over a dachshund and stole his/her ball. When they protested, he knocked them over again. AND THEN SAT DOWN COMFORTABLY ON THEM.
Sketch. Watercolor and alcohol markers. 5 minute time limit.
#art
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
(insert unnecessary RFK Jr joke here)
F511.0.7
Man
with venomous worm
in his head.
I did not bring this dog into my house and give him a good home just to watch him become a treacherous Cheeto thief!
The gall!
an older man with a bandage on his arm says now that 's stealing
ALT: an older man with a bandage on his arm says now that 's stealing
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The worst is the Lou's tinnitus only in my deaf ear.
Makes trying to sleep fun. 🤕
Yep. Been dealing with that same exact thing for 30+ years.
I *think* it's due to the concerts I went to as a teen.

I don't know, man.
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I do not care what comes after; I have seen the dragons on the wind of morning.
barista: Are you bleeding?

me: Why do you ask?

barista: (points at my shirt)

me: ...............no.

barista: Are you sure?

me: Pretty sure. That's either paint or strawberry.

barista: If you say so.

me: Yep.

barista: What can I get you?

me: A mocha......... and a mop?
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Collywobbles [KOL-ee-wah-buls]
(n.)
-Stomach pain or queasiness associated with looseness of the bowels.

Used in a sentence:
“Half the parish came down with spumiferous collywobbles after sampling Aunt Gertrude’s gelatinous aspic tart — it was likely the anchovies that had gone a trifle off.”
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Just learned that today Elizabeth Warren called him “Donald Cunt” 😂