LockBit
@lockbit.bsky.social
~ The fastest ransomware since 2019 ~
Parody account, not affiliated with the actual LockBit.
Parody account, not affiliated with the actual LockBit.
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*danooct1 voice* as you can see graphics dot com has increased in size all the way to four hundred megabytes which is really fucking big for a dos program
August 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
*danooct1 voice* as you can see graphics dot com has increased in size all the way to four hundred megabytes which is really fucking big for a dos program
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the more I learn about cryptography the more I think Alice and Bob should probably just talk in person
November 23, 2024 at 12:27 AM
the more I learn about cryptography the more I think Alice and Bob should probably just talk in person
im naked right now any pretty ladies wanna dm
January 12, 2026 at 6:17 AM
im naked right now any pretty ladies wanna dm
the ALLEGATIONS that the food poisoning in our burger king location was caused by rat feces is UNFOUNDED and RIDICULOUS.
June 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
the ALLEGATIONS that the food poisoning in our burger king location was caused by rat feces is UNFOUNDED and RIDICULOUS.
the lockbit collaboration with little caesars pizza will still go through as planned, 14.99 deal with lockbit 2 liter mountain dew and lockbit pizza that taste like switch carts thats deep dish. ITS HAPPENING!!!!
June 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
the lockbit collaboration with little caesars pizza will still go through as planned, 14.99 deal with lockbit 2 liter mountain dew and lockbit pizza that taste like switch carts thats deep dish. ITS HAPPENING!!!!
the lockbit mountain dew flavor is delayed
June 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
the lockbit mountain dew flavor is delayed
no we do not have any connection or affiliation to the 9 trey bloods.
August 22, 2023 at 4:19 PM
no we do not have any connection or affiliation to the 9 trey bloods.
there will be no lockbit burger either because we missed our goals on lockbit green #noburger
August 21, 2023 at 10:40 PM
there will be no lockbit burger either because we missed our goals on lockbit green #noburger
we regret to update all affiliates we left lockbit 2.0 source code on usb stick at dennys during vacation. Apolgies.
August 21, 2023 at 10:37 PM
we regret to update all affiliates we left lockbit 2.0 source code on usb stick at dennys during vacation. Apolgies.
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please dont call us lockshit we are faster than that taco bell burrito and baja blast leaving your bowels after late night #lockbit #fast
August 21, 2023 at 6:23 PM
please dont call us lockshit we are faster than that taco bell burrito and baja blast leaving your bowels after late night #lockbit #fast
stealbit update soon. sneedbit extra most faster stealing usless documents!!!
August 21, 2023 at 6:16 PM
stealbit update soon. sneedbit extra most faster stealing usless documents!!!
sorry about blogleaks issue we are busy arguing over dumb conti remake ETA when we get around 2 it
August 21, 2023 at 6:14 PM
sorry about blogleaks issue we are busy arguing over dumb conti remake ETA when we get around 2 it
new release spergbit coming soon
August 21, 2023 at 5:59 PM
new release spergbit coming soon