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valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher

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|| my name is rhys, im 24, i like zhongli in an abnormal sort of way ||💧🔶💧, ttl pref || she/her or he/him || 🔞🪦🕊️ my posts will contain noncon, stay safe || i write fics and do art sometimes || @llavasinge on twt, llavasinge on ao3 ||

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valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Nov 11

here's a pinned post
my name is rhys (you can also call me valla). i write fics and draw but mostly i just yap. i'm a zhongchili shipper with a tartali bias for nsfw content. i'll repost any dynamic unless 🔞. i post dead dove content, particularly noncon, sometimes gore. that's your warning ❌

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valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Mar 2

it was meant to be masc zhongli but honestly who cares i doubt he does hehe

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valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Mar 1

here i did an nsfw one too cw boypussy

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valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Mar 1

the original meme: x.com/agenitty_/st...

tails !! (mikus #1 fan) on X: "people should draw their ocs like this im so serious https://t.co/chiTY4eClI" / X

people should draw their ocs like this im so serious https://t.co/chiTY4eClI

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valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Mar 1

#zhongli #tartali from that pin-up pose meme on twt hehe

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valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 28

hiii hellloooo i drew something for the first time in months it's not good but i did it okee that's all byeeee

valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 25

how i perceived this image

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valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 18

(said by someone who lives with 5 other people and simply doesn't want to share personal things with them)

valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 18

i like to talk about myself not because im self-centered but because im extremely isolated irl

valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 18

at 12:01 he disappears but if you come back at midnight the next day under the effects of "a prize catch" with 100 starconches (no more no less) in your inventory the he returns with more unique dialogue where he says "i love men"

valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 18

MOST PEOPLE DONT KNOW THIS! if you go to third round knockout at the stroke of midnight under the effect of slow cooked bamboo shoot soup with 100 adeptea leaves (no more no less) in your inventory you can find zhongli there with unique dialogue where he says "im transgender"

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valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 17

the amount of self control it took me not to respond deserves a medal dkjfghkdjfh "they're stuck in 2020" sorry my love for tartali is stronger than your attention span get well soon 🙏 anyway... not surprised they were jsut being edgy, normal ppl dont qrt like that LMAO

valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 17

All aboard the toxic gossip train
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
The toxic gossip train
You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station

valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 17

was hardcore trying to decide between ignoring and blocking, giving them a genuine explanation for why i said that about the characters, or just saying "secret fourth option is ur mom"

valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 17

i felt like i'd look stupid if i replied since obviously they had no intention of being nicies so i just blocked them, thanks for doing it on my behalf 🙏🙏 seeing that qrt on my post has genuinely been making me anxious all day cuz it annoyed me lol

valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 16

sometimes i climb to the top of tenshukaku with my 1 million exploration characters just because i'm still pissed at how hard it was to get up there with just geo traveler. xianyun, venti, wanderer, i choose you!

valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 16

these are all the mentions i can recall, but feel free to add on if there's more because i love it a whole lot

valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 16

- the woman in rex incognito is actually dressed quite humbly in just a cloak and the only give-away is the eyes. that's definitely not ostentatious to me

valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 16

(dialogue from the web event "stone harbor treasure journal", and a confirmation from (iirc) 2022 lantern rite that rex lapis did indeed shapeshift, and perhaps this is a personal interpretation but i wouldn't consider the way female rex lapis is described as "ostentatious", -

valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 16

all the mentions i can recall of zhongli's shapeshifting, specifically into a female form (customs of liyue vol 3, rex incognito vol 2, dialogue from the liyue archon quest "three poignant perfumes")

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valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 16

oh i also love how the author of this book uses they/them pronouns for the geo archon in the last sentence after musing on whether or not he has taken a female form

valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 16

"zhongli isn't feminine the standards in the east and west are different--" THE LORE IS RIGHT HERE!

valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 16

so anyway within *liyue culture* zhongli is feminine (and has taken on a woman's form) no matter what lens you look at him from

valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 16

- that a woman is wearing along with its specific properties is considered extremely romantic. once again, specifically silk flower perfume worn by /women/

valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 16

- the statue of the seven accepts "distinctly feminine" gifts
- this is just one of SEVERAL mentions of rex lapis having a female form during 1.0 and 1.1
- the silk flowers looked after by adepti "have daintier, more elegant blossoms"
- correctly guessing the silk flower perfume -

valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 16

1. silk flowers are distinctly feminine in liyue culture, enough that it is notable in this book and also worn exclusively as perfume by women
2. zhongli personally selected a silk flower perfume for his own funeral (and the theory that this was for guizhong is nonsense lmao)

valla ❀💧🔶💧❀ certified zhongli panty snatcher @llavasinge.bsky.social · Feb 16

"zhongli isn't feminine the standards in the east and west are different--" THE LORE IS RIGHT HERE!