Andrew Small 🇺🇸🇮🇱 🎗️
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And now they say they want to abolish ice? No! What will I put in my sody pop?
Me *shouting*: He's not a king! We have no kings!
Usher at the theatre where Hamlet is playing: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Right. So other people should just do that, I think.
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The president has one core job under the Constitution: to “take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed.” Not thwarted, diverted, blunted, revised or ignored. Faithfully executed.
@ the Mets next year. Here's an idea to try.
If I were another MLB player, I would simply be more like Ohtani
What do we think this configuration of stars means on his flag?
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more you think about it, the more Ohtani feels like a bit. One of the best pitchers who's also the scariest hitter who also stole 50 bases in a year because he was bored that he couldnt pitch, it's like an SNL sketch against baseball
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When we said “Abolish ICE” we meant abolish the organization not melt the polar ice caps. Thank you and goth bless.
Everyone is like "Nina, you can't keep being Willow's alibi, because they know you're lying" but consider this: Lucy Coe has a candle that makes you time travel...so isn't any alibi possible actually? #GH
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Some Jewish friends are too easily persuaded into accepting anti-Jewish talking points in the spirit of fairness.

You need to stop doing this.
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Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'.
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Whenever I get a message from MyChart I'm like oh no, was I getting tested for cancer and forgot
I swear if Peter August comes back to life I will throw my phone at the TV #GH
Congrats to Bowen Yang on getting pardoned or whatever.
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May his memory be a blessing & may his family be given all the support they need to find their way through bec they were neglected enough up until now

💔💔💔

They weren't all Israelis

HAMAS didn't care.
At some point, do we think Jack Brennan (CM) will ever get to have a scene with his former onscreen mom Ronnie Bard (ES)? #GH #OLTL
I need the gif of Tracy saying "I don't know how any of you function on a daily basis" #GH
IDF only announced a few hours ago that they believe he is dead, as he was not on the list of hostages that Hamas confirms was alive.
For the first time in more than ELEVEN YEARS (September 2014), there are no living hostages in Gaza.

There are still 28 bodies of hostages that Hamas must return, but this is an enormously important moment.
Yeah, I thought that part was pretty funny.
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They are in IDF hands now and talking to their families . 🎉🎉🎉
Seven hostages are in the hands of the Red Cross 🎉🎉🎉
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The last two years have been hell. Pure hell. Being unfriended, unfollowed, and blocked for what--screaming for the hostages to be released. I don't know what this next year will bring but I do know this: those who showed me their true colors as antisemitic bigots have lots of teshuvah to perform.
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🚨BREAKING: The Red Cross is on their way to the second release point in Gaza to receive additional hostages, who have been held in Hamas captivity in Gaza for more than 2 years. This is the first time that the hostages will see the Red Cross in over 2 years.