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@lizardti.me
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thanks for the quiz ninji @ninji.dog thanks
January 23, 2026 at 3:32 AM
thanks for the quiz ninji @ninji.dog thanks
bringing my chicken wife to the sauna so she can lay a hardboiled egg directly into my mouth
January 23, 2026 at 1:42 AM
bringing my chicken wife to the sauna so she can lay a hardboiled egg directly into my mouth
every time you message me my dick throbs your name in morse code
January 21, 2026 at 9:56 PM
every time you message me my dick throbs your name in morse code
Sometimes i think about the lady who seemed to really like me but also called me slira derogatorily and got upset if I didn't reply in 10 seconds because of work
January 21, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Sometimes i think about the lady who seemed to really like me but also called me slira derogatorily and got upset if I didn't reply in 10 seconds because of work
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if i go to confuzzled this year who am i seeing?
January 20, 2026 at 1:11 AM
if i go to confuzzled this year who am i seeing?
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January 20, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I don't like the situation on twitter either, but it worries me how many posts and artists I see who think that moving to bsky magically makes them safe. The situation on there is just as bad, if not worse in some aspects in regards to content being used for training
January 20, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I don't like the situation on twitter either, but it worries me how many posts and artists I see who think that moving to bsky magically makes them safe. The situation on there is just as bad, if not worse in some aspects in regards to content being used for training
if i go to confuzzled this year who am i seeing?
January 20, 2026 at 1:11 AM
if i go to confuzzled this year who am i seeing?
You ever have to take your belt off to jerk it but then the buckle's just clanking about? fucking embarrassing
January 19, 2026 at 11:50 PM
You ever have to take your belt off to jerk it but then the buckle's just clanking about? fucking embarrassing
every so often someone gets distressingly upset to find out i only like women despite me only ever posting about women, getting ike commed with women, and yearning for women
January 19, 2026 at 10:08 PM
every so often someone gets distressingly upset to find out i only like women despite me only ever posting about women, getting ike commed with women, and yearning for women
any1 around bristol, leeds, or london wanna come to concerts with me?
January 19, 2026 at 6:23 PM
any1 around bristol, leeds, or london wanna come to concerts with me?
would you guys think of me as an insufferable weirdo for needing to set timers to remember to catch up with people?
January 18, 2026 at 7:18 PM
would you guys think of me as an insufferable weirdo for needing to set timers to remember to catch up with people?
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Let me rate your character :)
January 16, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Let me rate your character :)
Let me rate your character :)
January 16, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Let me rate your character :)
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In-Stream from last night's stream!
Thank y'all again and I'll catch yous guys back in stream in like 45 minutes!
Thank y'all again and I'll catch yous guys back in stream in like 45 minutes!
January 16, 2026 at 4:47 PM
In-Stream from last night's stream!
Thank y'all again and I'll catch yous guys back in stream in like 45 minutes!
Thank y'all again and I'll catch yous guys back in stream in like 45 minutes!
i also desperately need more people to hang out with during my daytime. could it be you?
January 16, 2026 at 3:32 PM
i also desperately need more people to hang out with during my daytime. could it be you?
Would you breastfeed me please be honest
January 16, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Would you breastfeed me please be honest
been having a super low day today though, cheer me up for an awesome chance at winning something unimaginable
January 15, 2026 at 6:58 PM
been having a super low day today though, cheer me up for an awesome chance at winning something unimaginable
i'm v v bad at asking for help when i need it tbh
January 15, 2026 at 6:57 PM
i'm v v bad at asking for help when i need it tbh
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Can I warm my dick in your pussy while we watch silly videos together?
January 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Can I warm my dick in your pussy while we watch silly videos together?
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i need them to make placebo vitamin gummies cause these things taste so good but i can't eat more than 2 without dying instantly
January 14, 2026 at 4:27 AM
i need them to make placebo vitamin gummies cause these things taste so good but i can't eat more than 2 without dying instantly
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hey who wants to speedrun getting to know me so i have someone to ask to be my valentine next month
January 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
hey who wants to speedrun getting to know me so i have someone to ask to be my valentine next month
i need them to make placebo vitamin gummies cause these things taste so good but i can't eat more than 2 without dying instantly
January 14, 2026 at 4:27 AM
i need them to make placebo vitamin gummies cause these things taste so good but i can't eat more than 2 without dying instantly
likely gonna get approx 100 times freakier on here in the near future btw
January 14, 2026 at 4:12 AM
likely gonna get approx 100 times freakier on here in the near future btw
hey who wants to speedrun getting to know me so i have someone to ask to be my valentine next month
January 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
hey who wants to speedrun getting to know me so i have someone to ask to be my valentine next month